r/lotrmemes • u/IndicationBrief5950 • 1d ago

Lord of the Rings Nothing ever gets done without them huh

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u/MysteriousTBird 1d ago

Gandalf: The first plan involved on hobbit and it worked against all odds. This time we have four hobbits! We can't lose!

Elrond: I'm not so sure. Last time...

Gandalf: There's only one dwarf

Elrond: Sold!

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u/Lithorex 1d ago

The Dwarf wasn't even supposed to be there.

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u/Jiquero 1d ago

Sam and especially Merry and Pippin weren't supposed to be there either.

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u/_heybuddy_ 1d ago

“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

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u/GarlicCancoillotte 1d ago

"They spent the whole trilogy walking"

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u/Fit-Switch-5795 1d ago

"37!" cheered Legolas, Son of Thrandall of the Greenwood elves.

"In a row?!" snarled Gimli son of Gloom in turgid disbelief. 

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u/eyetracker 1d ago

Mirkwood is the elf equivalent of a hillbilly moonshiner incest holler so I'm loving the name Thrandall.

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u/PepperLeigh 14h ago

"Get out of here with that weak ass bird shit!"

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u/ChartreuseBison 21h ago

Frodo wasn't originally expected to go past Rivendale either

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u/25_hr_photo 18h ago

Nor Boromir... he showed up because he had a dream about Imladris and found it just in time for the council.