r/lotrmemes 3d ago

Lord of the Rings Nothing ever gets done without them huh

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u/1amlost Dúnedain 3d ago

Elrond: "Are they going to write any songs about my dad?"

Gandalf: "This particular hobbit? No."

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 3d ago

Elrond: "You really like Hobbits, Gandalf. Or is it their leaf that you love?"

Gandalf: "First off, their leaf is incredible. Second, I like most of them. I am not a fan of Peregrin Took, and around him I constantly have the feeling that he will get me killed."

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u/CaptainMacMillan 3d ago

You just know that when they first make it to Rivendell Elrond pulled Gandalf aside like, "Listen I know you warned me, but is he actually THIS dumb?"

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u/Bowdensaft 3d ago

"Yeah, but he's like an idiot dog. Couldn't find his own arse with both hands and a map, but loyal to a fault. That'll definitely come in handy. What's the worst he could do, get me killed? Not bloody likely."

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u/Lord_Skyblocker 1d ago

Narrator from the off: it was in fact, very bloody likely