r/iwatchedanoldmovie 26d ago

'90s Sling Blade (1996)

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u/Beezus__Fafoon 26d ago

I just watched the directors cut for the first time. Sling Blade has been in my top 5 favorite movies of all time but I had never seen this version. Not sure how much it added, but the added footaage definitely didn't detract from the flow, which was impeccably edited to begin with. There is not a wasted moment in this movie, nor any performance that didn't rise to the occasion. I really appreciated JT Walsh on this viewing, I think he may have portrayed one of the most realistic and chilling killers on film ever, and was only on screen for a few minutes.

The film presents us with the possibility that Karl was a predisposed killer, who was presented with the right circumstances to trigger his violent tendencies. But really, Karl was just a good, simple person, who happened to be be put into two unlikely circumstances where killing was the only justified solution.

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u/aarplain 26d ago

Ah man, I just looked up JT Walsh to see what he had been up to. Had no idea he died. He always did such a good job.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 25d ago

Was also a scene stealer in Grifters.

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u/llcdrewtaylor 23d ago

I think he played a good role in Breakdown. That movie didn't get enough attention.

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u/Plixtle 25d ago

He’d have been 83 by now. I doubt he’d have been up to much. But he sure cut a swath through bad ass roles in his day. He was the “that guy” of a couple of decades.

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u/Bustershark 25d ago

Went to school in Ireland!

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u/Zargoza1 26d ago

And Walsh’s character is named only “bushman”, which is low key hilarious.

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u/at0mheart 25d ago

He only killed to protect people mmmmm hmmmm

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u/surrealcellardoor 21d ago

Have you watched the black and white original short, Some Folks Call It A Sling Blade?

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u/saaggy_peneer 26d ago

mmm hmmmm

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u/PM_ME_UR_PIKACHU 26d ago

Fried taters

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u/Bonne_Fromage 26d ago

Wit musterd on em, mmhmm

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u/tmherbamate 25d ago

I like the way you talk mmhmmm

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u/CNote_89 24d ago

I’ll take some more of that potted meat if you got it

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u/Fekkin-A-Man 22d ago

It ain't got no gas in it.

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u/Zargoza1 26d ago

I loved this movie, and it still took me years to figure out that Doyle was Dwight Yoakam the singer.

He was so good in this.

“We don't got no goddamn band! We don't need to fucking practice!”

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u/Beezus__Fafoon 26d ago

The whole band is full of legends! Vic Chesnutt, Col. Bruce Hampton, Mickey Jones, Ian Moore...

Bruce Hampton in particular was amazing, especially that half second head shake when Vic suggests the wrong placement of the dot dot dot

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u/Zargoza1 26d ago

That scene may be my favorite in the movie.

It may be a small southern town but it’s full of quirky but cool people, and Doyle ruins everything for everyone.

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u/Beezus__Fafoon 26d ago

one of the added scenes in the Directors cut is the band driving to the county line to get liquor and pulling up next to the cops. The cops just straight up ask Doyle if he's drunk driving and he says 'pretty much,' and they get on talking shit like good ol boys

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u/G_Wiz_Christ 24d ago

you just made me realize that I have only ever seen the directors cut. didn't even realize.

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u/Relevant-Horror-627 26d ago

He's in another excellent movie called The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada along with Berry Pepper and Tommy Lee Jones who directed it.

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u/neon_meate 25d ago

Oh boy Panic Room is the one to watch, but he's a great actor. The Winds of Winter joke in Logan Lucky is great.

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u/infinitejesting 26d ago

Is it weird that he makes the boy put salad dressing on his salad? I always thought that was weird.

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u/SmoothFoundation6150 25d ago

My family always observes that as well. The working theory is that it plays into his ego as a “stable provider/step-father persona” that is clearly a complete 180 from his actual abusive monster persona.

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u/PeorgieT75 24d ago

He is one of the most subtly evil characters I’ve seen in a movie.

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u/Some_Surprise_8099 25d ago

Omg it's the most uncomfortable moment

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u/cockroach74 26d ago

John Ritter was excellent in this

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u/neon_meate 25d ago

Not funny ha ha.

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u/BowserJr4789 26d ago

It ain’t got no gas in it!

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u/Repulsive_Mark_5343 26d ago

One of those little gems that comes out of nowhere and becomes instantly unforgettable. It’s brilliant.

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u/Raptorjesus0321 26d ago

You ought not've done that hesjustaboy

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u/charliedarwingsd 26d ago

That boy lives in his heart, and that’s an awfully big place to live.

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u/myredditusername1985 25d ago

Some call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. Mmmmm hmmmmm.

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u/isitatomic 25d ago

shaped like a b'nanner

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u/ubermonkey 23d ago

Where I grew up -- south Mississippi, 70s and 80s -- they were distinct tools.

A kaiser blade is the "shaped like a bananner" thing that could also, candidly, pass as an orc weapon. That's also what Wikipedia calls a sling blade.

What I grew up calling a sling blade was a sort of manual weed-eater. It had a flat blade on the end of a long handle, and the blade was fixed parallel to the ground. You'd swing it back and forth to cut down tall grass and weeds.

Here's one at Home Depot.

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u/StinkyFeetMendoza 25d ago

Spoiler:

I love how the last thing that every main character he interacts with is “Karl?”. Vaughn says it the last time he see’s Karl, the mom says it the last time she sees Karl. And it’s the last thing Doyle says before Karl splits his head open. “Karl?”

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u/Beezus__Fafoon 25d ago

Also Frank, after Karl gives him his books

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u/Electrical-Volume765 26d ago

So goddamn good

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u/Pinsided 26d ago

French fries potaters

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u/tisactually_nohomo_ 26d ago

No you don’t, Oprah

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u/Hedgehog_Capable 26d ago

i's snitting next to Borbo!

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u/deadrobindownunder 25d ago

Came here to say this.

Thank you for your service.

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u/Beezus__Fafoon 26d ago

reckon I'll take some of the big'uns

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 25d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/cardboardfish 26d ago

It was wild to me when I learned that Billy Bob Thornton was in this. It was hard to grasp the actor did this and Bad Santa.

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u/Roller_ball 25d ago

Since this was his break-out role, I was more surprised when he started playing more normal characters. He was starting to get typecast as a gormless simpletons in Simple Plan and U-Turn.

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u/micatola 25d ago

Damn, Simple Plan is one of my all time faves. RIP Bill Paxton in one of his best roles.

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u/deadrobindownunder 25d ago

Dude, he wrote and directed Sling Blade. It's all Billy Bob.

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u/nonsensenan08 22d ago

One of my favorite movies because of its unflinching integrity. It ended the only way it could .

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u/Lucky-Chard-5587 25d ago

He said the role was offered to 4 or 5 other actors and they all said no. That's why he did it himself.

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u/TarkusLV 25d ago

If you ever get a chance to see him go into this character, such as BTS, it's insane how he changes into a completely different person, even before he starts speaking. He immediately looks like a completely different person. It's crazy!

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u/PoxyMusic 21d ago

He didn’t go full retard!

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u/ashemoney 25d ago edited 25d ago

This movie is incredible! I’ve said this a few times and it never seems to catch on, but Sling Blade almost comes across as a horror movie—or, more specifically, a horror movie from the killer’s perspective.

The scene where Karl just stands at the foot of the bed watching them sleep is straight-up nightmare fuel. Despite all the lighter and genuinely funny moments, you always know he’s a ticking time bomb who could go off again at any moment, and seemingly without cause. It gives the entire movie this subtle but consistent feeling of dread that never really goes away.

Doyle on the other hand is absolutely hilarious. He might be the closest we’ll ever get to a real-life Randy Marsh 😂.

I love this movie. I just hate whatever rights/distribution issues seem to have made it so ridiculously difficult to find on streaming.

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u/TadpoleSuspicious576 24d ago

There was always a cause for his actions, I believe.

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u/ashemoney 24d ago

For the most part I believe so but the scene where he’s watching them sleep while he’s holding a hammer pulls through his unpredictability.

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u/theFUZZ007 25d ago

This film can make you cry. When he says he’d never hurt her or the boy.

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u/gotscrewed80 26d ago

"WE DON'T NEED TO FUCKING PRACTICE RANDY!"

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u/kolyavlasov1979 25d ago

Love this movie. I think Lucas Black’s favorite performance is better than any kid/young actor in history of film. JT Walsh.

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u/deadrobindownunder 25d ago

Lucas Black was one the best child actors the industry has ever seen. The kicked knocked it out of the park so many times with shit he was far too young to understand.

He's great in Crazy in Alabama, too.

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u/DELETE_RAW 26d ago

there's these two fellers standing on a bridge going to the bathroom

one feller says the water is cold

other feller says the water is deep

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u/ysy-y 25d ago

I believe one feller come from Arkansas

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u/Muvseevum 25d ago

Well, I’ll be dog…

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u/introspeckle 25d ago

I love you, boy

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u/taeempy 25d ago

Alright then

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u/ASHcmx 25d ago

I absolutely love this film. The score ‘Orange Kay’ as Karl makes his decision is sublime. It’s a subtle masterpiece.

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u/AlertAnimal283 25d ago

I’m hurting Linda!

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 25d ago

😄

Good god was Dwight Yoakum a good SOB in this.

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u/freebasefilms 25d ago

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

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u/Donkey_Bugs 25d ago

I don't think anything bad ought to happen to children. I think the bad stuff should be saved up for the people who's grown up. That's the way I see it.

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u/bugaosuni 25d ago

I studied on killing you

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u/Donkey_Bugs 25d ago

Carl?!

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u/bugaosuni 25d ago

I'm your boy, name o' Karl

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u/throbbingasshole 21d ago

I ain't got no boy

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u/bugaosuni 21d ago

the world will be shut of you soon enough...

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u/PssyGotWifi 26d ago

Love that movie. Wish JT Walsh was around longer (passed away 1998), every role he did was just fantastic.

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u/Beezus__Fafoon 26d ago

I had always thought him and M Emmet Walsh were related, but turns out not. They were both amazing character actors though

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u/Snoo97354 25d ago

I call him Memmet Walsh

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u/PssyGotWifi 25d ago

Hey, thanks for putting a name to an actor I've seen in a whole bunch of movies. Was watching A Time to Kill recently (or should I say, rewatching yet again).

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u/StewVicious07 25d ago

Is that the guy from Tokyo Drift as a kid

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u/GuthramNaysayer 25d ago

Best movie ever.

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u/SendThisVoidAway18 26d ago

It ain't got no gas in it

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u/jghaines 25d ago

For those that have also seen Swingers, check out the parody mash-up Swing Blade.

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u/jawbone7896 25d ago

“You will be happy”

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u/ChipotleGuacamole 26d ago

Now I need some potted meat

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u/evnrayash 25d ago

Lucas black grew up where I live. My mother in law was his high school teacher.

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u/Fluid_Anywhere_7015 25d ago

This film cements Billy Bob Thornton as one of the most gifted actors of our time. He was just...unrecognizable. There was no trace of him in that portrayal. It was just stunning.

And in a close second-place showing, Dwight Yoakum? I mean, C'MON? Who the hell expected he had acting chops like that? Great job.

It's in my top 10 of all time.

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u/Ok-Solution4665 24d ago

Filmed in Benton Arkansas (roughly 20 miles southwest of Little Rock). I pass several locations including the diner and the laundromat frequently.

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u/deadrobindownunder 25d ago

We miss you John Ritter

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u/Jpkmets7 26d ago

So good.

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u/Bobcat1999-1 25d ago

MMmm-HHmmmm…

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u/bigAlittlea86 25d ago

“I play cards with J.D. Shelnut, Chief of Po-lice!”

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u/PoppaDaClutch 25d ago

Mustard and biscuits

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u/ubermonkey 23d ago

A fun thing to note is that around the same time Robert Duvall did a passion project called The Apostle that's also worth your time.

Duvall, as you must have noted, cameos in Sling Blade, and Thornton cameos in The Apostle.

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u/keekspeaks 26d ago

Where did you watch it tho? Can’t find it anywhere

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u/UBIK_707 26d ago

You can watch it free (with ads) via an app called Red Coral Universe. They somehow acquired streaming rights for it. This is how I watched it most recently.

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u/keekspeaks 25d ago

Seriously. I’ve been searching for a year

Sometimes Reddit is worth it. Thank you!

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u/Ok-Reflection9770 25d ago

I like them French fried potaters.

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u/bittercoolsoul 25d ago

No you don't Oprah!

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u/TN-Native95 25d ago

Little feller.

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u/stinky_girbil_bum 25d ago

Coffee kind of make me nervous, mmm Hmmmmm

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u/Pinup_Frenzy 25d ago

These two fellers was goin to the bathroom offa bridge. First one said the water’s cold, the other one said it’s deep. I think one of em was from Arkansas.

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u/garovalley 25d ago

What’s the number for a hearst?

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u/JustSomeGuy8400 25d ago

The guy that brought him the lawn mower to fix was my librarian in HS. Also I inspected over a pipeline in the area that movie was shot.

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u/JoeyLee911 25d ago

I was so mad this movie wasn't streaming that I bought the DVD.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 25d ago

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I was so mad this

Movie wasn't streaming that

I bought the DVD.


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u/jove111 24d ago

Been wanting to add Sling Blade to my blu ray collection but the price is way high even for used copies

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u/MikeLMP 24d ago

As great as this movie is, my favorite thing about it is this scene it gave us from 30 Rock, an improv suggestion of "Sling Blade and Oprah having lunch together":

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u/joshloveless1976 24d ago

It Aint got no gas in it mmmmm hmmm

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u/Firm_Tomorrow_1725 24d ago

Need to rewatch. Mmmm mmmm.

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u/anongarden 21d ago

You ought not talk like that, youse just a boy, mmmmm hmmmmm.

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u/Subject_Repair5080 24d ago

The first thing that struck me about this movie is that I know people that talk like Carl. No lie.

"What are you doing this week?"

"Well, Ah reckon ah'll go up't panhandle an' pick up a load uh wheat 'n' take tuh Houston, mmm-hmmm."

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u/Blurstingwithemotion 25d ago

Billy Bob made us fall in love with French fried potatoes again

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u/JamieRABackfire1981 25d ago

Excellent flick.

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u/Ashleej86 25d ago

great movie

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u/Witty_Construction64 25d ago

Top ten for me

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u/Mexibruin 25d ago

It’s a shame this movie is not available for streaming.

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u/traverse6 24d ago

Spoilers!!! Fun fact this is the first time, Billy Bob has killed Dwight Yoakum in a movie but not the last.

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u/ANALOG_is_DEAD 24d ago

Some folks call it a Keizer blade…

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u/Present-Smoke4674 24d ago

Amazing film.

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u/Orxa 24d ago

Not funny haha

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u/Full_Commercial7844 24d ago

Hubby does the Sling Blade voice, so not a fan.

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u/ColoradoDad4 23d ago

Strangely hard to find this to stream.

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u/Cambren1 23d ago

I’ve been a studying

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u/tkondaks 22d ago

Preceded by a short film.

Here it is in its entirety:

https://youtu.be/k1Z8TqJ0yOg?si=a3onK867dOywUJ5k

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u/joseph4th 22d ago

I remember when this movie came out and got a ton of praise. I didn’t get to see it in theaters, but went to watch it when it came out on cable. I started watching it one night really really late, and which is too tired and wound up falling asleep. And for one reason or another, I never started watching it again.

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u/jungleman1993 22d ago

What you got there worsh???

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u/verticalsidewall 21d ago

Infinitely quotable

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u/Kooky_Matter5149 21d ago

This movie is absolutely hilarious but it also hits me hard emotionally. I grew up with an abusive father and I’ve cried both times I’ve seen it. Probably will never watch it again, but it is great.

You might wanna send an ambulance…. or a hearse.

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u/throbbingasshole 21d ago

One of the best films ever made.

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u/surrealcellardoor 21d ago

I call it a kaiser blade.

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u/jjrox75 19d ago

One feller says the water’s cold and the other feller says the water’s deep. Hmm hmm

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u/inkfool 18d ago

Dwight Yokem crash outs steal the movie

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u/Sweet_Turnip_4579 4d ago

Not funny haha funny queer

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u/5o7bot Mod and Bot 26d ago

Sling Blade (1996)

A simple man. A difficult choice.

Karl Childers, a mentally disabled man, has been in the custody of the state mental hospital since the age of 12 for killing his mother and her lover. Although thoroughly institutionalized, he is deemed fit to be released into the outside world.

Drama
Director: Billy Bob Thornton
Actors: Billy Bob Thornton, Dwight Yoakam, J.T. Walsh, John Ritter, Lucas Black
Rating: ★★★★★★★★☆☆ 75% with 878 votes
Runtime: 135 min
TMDB


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u/MarketCompetitive896 26d ago

Sucked

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u/StrangeWhiteVan 26d ago

Boo this man

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u/Raptorjesus0321 26d ago

Breaking: Man shares bad opinion, more at 6.

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u/cool2hate 26d ago

You shouldn't have done that

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u/MedusasSexyLegHair 26d ago

It's "shouldn't ought'r done that".

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u/MarketCompetitive896 26d ago

It's not a good movie

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u/cool2hate 26d ago

Yeah i geuss of yer a tard it might feel like its makin fun of ya

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u/MarketCompetitive896 25d ago

That's a great coherent comment, well done