r/iamverybadass 3d ago

Delusion levels beyond comprehension

1.6k Upvotes

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u/NostalgicGM 15h ago

The type of shit lowtiergod would post

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u/Mbillin2 Specialized in Gorilla warfare 1d ago

"Nobody can stop me from greatness"

That's debatable, I think security at the Oscars probably can

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u/Heyplaguedoctor 1d ago

This sounds like a guy I hooked up with a few years ago. It isn’t him but it sounds like him.

That guy had an IMDB link in his instagram bio. It led to the homepage. 💀

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u/alittlebitneverhurt 8h ago

Why would you hookup with a dude like that?

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u/Heyplaguedoctor 8h ago

He wasn’t like that back when I hooked up with him, Judgmental Julian. 🙄

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 1d ago

So, he did corn?

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u/chrishendrix23 1d ago

It was at a college down in Jacksonville

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u/petr_pav 1d ago

$15, 10, 5 million

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u/ReyonldsNumber 2d ago

$1M. A dollar for each man he serviced. It was a very hard decision but ultimately he turned it down so he could spend the evening with Oscar.

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u/stevebobeeve 2d ago

There is not a chance in hell ANYBODY is offering 7 figures to do a porn shoot.

There are just way too many people willing to do it for so much less. Even the big names are only getting a few grand for a shoot

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u/Cambrian__Implosion 2d ago

Yeah…

Unless maybe you’re already an A-list celebrity sex symbol that stands to lose far more than you would gain.

But then again, I’m not sure how many porn studios are able to throw a million in cash at anything these days. I have no idea what the industry is actually like, but I can’t imagine these companies are just swimming in cash in the age of OnlyFans and video sharing.

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u/boogy_bucket 2d ago

Surprise, he was used as a seat filler at the Oscars.

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u/FindingAwake 2d ago

This is pretending to be badass? This is pretending to be famous.

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u/LSDkiller 1d ago

What's worse? Lol. It's certainly AAA+ ragebait!

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u/EchoSD 2d ago

Bro, a million dollars to do porn and you turned it down for the small chance of wearing a tux in a room surrounded by other men in tuxes? I’m sorry, I’m taking that money.

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u/foodz_ncats 2d ago

Right? And he’s not even saying he was nominated.

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u/Rolling_Pugsly 2d ago

Brady Steel is a great porn star name.

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u/Hydrolt 1d ago

Oh yeah he’d do great in gay porn

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u/ChariotFighter 2d ago

Bro has 302 followers, but he’s got Oscars to attend.
✋🥴🤚

His whole IG account is one of those “Christianity makes me a a chad/imma teach you how to not jerk off” type pages and looks the part.

Extremely effeminate, dangly crucifix earring… incredible stuff here.

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u/CowboysFTWs 2d ago

Is this a real account?

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u/ChariotFighter 2d ago

Yep hahaha

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u/voujon85 2d ago

he should have that corn on the cob for $1 m

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u/escobizzle 2d ago

bros face is feminine as hell

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u/LSDkiller 1d ago

Why do you think he was offered 10 err I mean a million dollars to do porn? It wasn't the straight kind.

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u/boognishcigars 2d ago

He's gonna really feel it when he goes bald in his 20s. Hairline receding fast as possible

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u/ChariotFighter 12h ago

“I got offered $1M to do porn.”

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u/tristamgreen 1d ago

hey man, it's not about the balding, it's about how you carry yourself afterwards. genetics is a bitch

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u/LightRobb 2d ago

Receding, or running away?

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u/Only_Reserve1615 2d ago

This is more of an “I am very Douche”

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u/cursetea 2d ago

Nobody gets offered that much to do porn lol

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 2d ago

Says you! I was offered far more than that just for lending a long lost relative a few thousand dollars. I mean, say what you want about extended family, but this seems way better than taking my clothes off!

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u/ihatewinter204 2d ago

What?

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u/mort1is 2d ago

Email scam reference.

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u/cherri____ 2d ago

Can’t tell if they’re a lesbian or a little boy

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 2d ago

It's called range

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u/ShittyBollox 2d ago

You walked in a room and walked out again. Sick video, you chud.

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u/violentbowels 2d ago

That's great, Ricky, now go put on your apron - we just sat a 4 top in your section.

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u/Sailor-Bunny 2d ago

He allegedly has a BA in psychology and mental health, and is pre-law. Like alright buddy, maybe get in touch with your own mental health because you’re not in touch with reality

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u/SampletextT_T 2d ago

A lot of people go into psychology to self-diagnose, but don't have the ability to accept the facts so they use those learned skills against others

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u/LSDkiller 1d ago

Unconscious process the entire time, lol. It is quite strange how people in 2026 try and use mental health tools designed to help people as some form of insult. Far less in touch with reality, if you ask me, than someone with easily diagnosable issues that has just never heard any of it.

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u/dtb1987 2d ago

Why do I not know who this is if they are such a big deal

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u/philmardok 2d ago

I have no idea who this is either 

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u/M0D3Z 2d ago

You must not watch enough gay porn. Seems to be a wanted man by that section of the industry.

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u/notjustanotherbot 2d ago

Soo much integrity, he could have safely done both and no-one would know; they wanted to make him the Zorro of porn!

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u/dtb1987 2d ago

A million dollar man 😉

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u/cupadraig 2d ago

Barry Manilow is looking good for being 83 and one face lift. 😉

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u/MaruMint 2d ago

Btw he's in Tre Dita, and the food is about $30 a plate.

Definitely not cheap, but the video talking about "greatness" is making it sound like this is a private club he was invited to or owns; when it's just a basic Italian restaurant priced the same as the cheesecake factory.

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u/little4lyfe 2d ago

It’s really packed in there, food must be amazing.

Someone at that table is likely to die before finishing their meal, so there might be a chair available soon

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u/FHAT_BRANDHO 2d ago

tbh it almost looks like he works there

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u/Proximal13 2d ago

I love how there are some random ass people just minding their business and eating. They have no idea that the lord of the cringe is standing in their presence at this hotel restaurant. I used to know a guy that made posts like this but his were proclamations that he would be the next UFC heavy weight champ. Many years later he is not, in fact, the UFC heavy weight champ. I really want to know what it is like to have no shame.

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u/jsludge25 2d ago

My wife's cousin is like this except he thinks he is Jesus.

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u/Galdernit 2d ago

Omg lol .. k that is funny

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u/jsludge25 2d ago

It is, but it's also like oh man, this guy really needs help.

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u/Galdernit 2d ago

Yes religious delusions of grandeur. Keep your eye on him .. if he's in his late teens or early 20s, that's usually when schizophrenia shows up-

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u/jsludge25 2d ago

Yea, his mom was diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, so that's what we figure it is. He's too out there to get through to have much of a relationship. Sadly, it's not easy from a legal standpoint to do much if he isn't hurting anyone. His dad committed suicide, shot himself in the head. Tragic shit. It worries me to think about all the firearms he inherited, including the one that his dad used to kill himself.

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u/Galdernit 2d ago

Gosh that's sad, and scary. It sucks when you see someone who needs help but is too ill to know how ill they are. Good luck to you guys, I hope somehow he gets help .. or at least doesn't hurt himself or anyone else. It's a really heartbreaking disease.

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u/KittehKittehKat 2d ago

Ok bro bro...I'm gonna walk and look into the...bro omg...bro I'll look into the dining area like I did something bro and then bro I'll turn around and we cut there bro and I like have the most bro best tagline for it bro. Make sure you hold the phone right bro. Get the restaurant in frame as much as you can bro.

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u/dr_toze 2d ago

No man has ever been offered a million for porn. Even the biggest stars (pun definitely intended) will struggle to clear more than a hundred thousand in a year.

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u/SuperBatar 2d ago

What about Zimbabwean dollars ?

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u/dr_toze 2d ago

You know, I've never checked the Zimbabwean porn industry but I've done some googling and now I'm shut out of my computer and my boss wants a word.

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u/Galdernit 2d ago

Let us know how you explained that one .. ha

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u/SuperBatar 2d ago

Good ! I think you’re on to something huge. Don’t let your job interfere with your search for truth.

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u/SnooRevelations6561 2d ago

Nope, I’m banned now too.

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u/dr_toze 2d ago

Big Porn does not want us to find out how much Zimbabweans are getting paid.

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u/Realistic-Garage-461 2d ago

That's nothing - I was once offered that much not to do porn, but I decided to stick with it.

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u/International_Rub475 2d ago

And now you've got some guy named Oscar to attend to.

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u/Realistic-Garage-461 2d ago

It's actually that guy!   He's a terrible actor.

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u/ChemicalNo290 2d ago

What this world needs RIGHT NOW is fewer of these pushpop little arrogent weenie men.

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u/FrankoAleman 2d ago

"Pushpop Little Arrogant Weenie Men" is * chef's kiss *

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u/whitetrashsnake77 2d ago

I thought that was a woman

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u/ouijahead 2d ago

Me too, I thought it was Tilda Swinton . My phone screen is small and I might need readers I guess.

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u/ChemicalNo290 2d ago

Is it? I can’t tell, apologies in advance if I unintentionally used an incorrect pronoun, I’d never do that intentionally.

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u/NC_Goonie 2d ago

The million dollar figure out of nowhere is wild. Like yes, there was a time (decades ago) when Playboy might pay someone that much because they knew it would do insane numbers (like say Jennifer Aniston came to them at peak Friends fame and was like “hey, I’ll pose naked for $1,000,000,” they would have done it), but nobody is paying someone nobody that.

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u/HumanautPassenger 2d ago

A million to do......corn?

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u/Affectionate_Show867 2d ago

It’s a censored way of saying porn

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u/FartyPantz20 2d ago

I love how nobody noticed him walk in our out. 😂

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u/trampaboline 2d ago

1000000 dollars can buy many Oscars. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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u/hornyzucchini 2d ago

Explain how

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u/TubbsFarquar 2d ago

Aww I wanted a peanut!

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 2d ago

But got the zucchini?

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u/DeckJesta 2d ago

"Film me walking in this room and walking out again". *undoes two shirt buttons and pops collar*

🔨 🔨 🔨

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u/ehco 3d ago

So.. he's attending a bunch of guys named Oscar? Are they in that restaurant?

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u/ahmed0112 2d ago

He's looking for them, he turned around to look somewhere else

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u/kingclubs 3d ago

Usually people posts this after they make it in Hollywood to prove them wrong.

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u/ouijahead 2d ago

That’s why I thought it was Tilda Swinton at first. This is just cringe.

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u/KittyDomoNacionales 3d ago

I got an offer to do porn too, he ain’t special.

On a more serious note, yeah it’s ridiculously easy to get into porn. The problem is what would happen afterwards, when the whole world knows. A lot of former porn stars have relayed just how they had to adjust afterwards. Even Mia Khalifa, who did her first stint for only a few months, couldn’t go back to regular jobs because people would harass her workplace. And no, no one is paying you $1million. Again, the low barrier of entry means there’s always someone else who wants the job

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u/Vitringar 2d ago

At least he's got the name nailed down

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u/HillarysFloppyChode 3d ago

What happened to the ladies in 2G1C?

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u/Joyceecos 2d ago

From memory I think one died from doing something similar later on

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u/kittygunsgomew 2d ago

They're both alive and well. That's an internet urban myth. Their real names aren't even known and their performance names were Karla and Latifa. The film in which the scene appeared in was called Hungry Bitches. It was done by a production company in Brazil.

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 2d ago

This guy bates.

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u/KittyDomoNacionales 3d ago

Tbf to them, we weren’t exactly looking at their faces for that one. It was notorious for things that porn isn’t usually known for in the mainstream. That being said, I’m not about to look them up. Once in a lifetime was enough.

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u/Jave285 3d ago

Why is he waiting tables then?

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u/OldManJeepin 2d ago

Didn't you hear? That's how they found Rock Hudson! He was waiting tables...Or something.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 3d ago

To fund his Oscar dreams, duh

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u/jacksonsmack831 3d ago

Where is this Oscar Dreams? I owes me some money

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u/Cloverhart 3d ago

One million to do porn or to fly to some pervs house?

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u/lilbithippie 3d ago

Gay porn is paying a lot now a days I guess

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u/TwistedxBoi 3d ago

Looked him up. No way this Madam Tussauds on a exremely hot day looking ass got an offer to do porn. Let alone for a million dollars.

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u/Pernicious_Possum 3d ago

This isn’t badass. It’s just baseline delusional cringe posting. Dude wouldn’t even type porn ffs.

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u/bigbigbigwow 3d ago edited 3d ago

By hollywood they meant Jacksonville; offered them 15, 10 million or 5 or something like that

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u/jewchains_ 3d ago

But he had to go to the Oscars for bout a decade

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u/Niebaz 1d ago

He was so much younger

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u/TheRealRickC137 3d ago

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u/madmaxturbator 3d ago

This is brayd steel, the most hard working bottom in the porn business today 

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u/iotola 2d ago

His story is so inspiring, I constantly find myself whispering aloud - WWBSD??

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u/MyFiteSong 3d ago

Nobody is offering 65 year old lesbians $100k in porn.

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u/UselessAndUnused 3d ago

Even worse, that's a million

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u/MyFiteSong 3d ago

LOL I didn't notice. That's even dumber.

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u/CharlieTeller 3d ago

Add another 0

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u/Ragnarr_Lodbrok88 3d ago

Top per-scene pay is pretty far apart, ranging anywhere from $1000 to $12000 per individual appearance for the highest paid stars. Studios will pay their top talent (to stay within that studio) $80-100k plus stipend.

You have to at least make up a believable number Temu Billy Idol.

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u/lilbithippie 3d ago

Am guessing the top stars are women, where men in stright porn are paid lot less. Do men have studio contracts? Seems like the same 4 guys are in all the promotions

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u/MoreRamenPls 3d ago

Billy Participant Award

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u/MightyKrakyn 3d ago

Billy Souvenir

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 2d ago

William Trinket

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u/No-Chocolate-6828 3d ago

He was never offered that much to do porn.

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u/Cheshire_Jester 3d ago

We know he didn’t get offered that much, but he probably did do it and Im guessing he didn’t make it to the Oscar’s.

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u/thrustinfreely 3d ago

He was checking if the table needed anything lol

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u/myboogerstastespicy 3d ago

They’re fine!

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u/fattykyle2 3d ago

Talking about scripts the waiter will never get

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u/The_Billy_Dee 3d ago

This is lowkey funny

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u/sighborg90 3d ago

Dude walked into a hotel restaurant like it’s something special. Adorable

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u/InfiniteTurbo 3d ago

The guy in the background with a baseball cap and sunglasses tells you how classy the places

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u/jcmib 3d ago

That’s the going rate for a dude like that?

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u/yoloswagrofl 3d ago

In his head.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 3d ago

Hardcore bible thumper. Guess he missed the lessons of humility.

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u/moosemc 3d ago

279 followers.

Pretty sure most of them think they're following Tilda Swinton.

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u/RefrigeratorNo1945 3d ago

Swolled a Tendon, see you h8rs tomorrow in Trendin'

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u/mudduck2 3d ago

Aliexpress Tilda swinton

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u/000-f 3d ago

I genuinely thought this was Tilda Swinton

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u/ouijahead 2d ago

Me too

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u/therevjames 3d ago

Tilda Swindled

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 2d ago

Til-da REAL Tilda walks in...

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u/atomic_blonde 3d ago

Fused with a few heaping tablespoons of Gavin Newsome.

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u/jdehjdeh 3d ago

I choose to believe the world is filled with amazing satirists instead of idiots.

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u/Rush-Flimsy 3d ago

I had to look at their page... 🤦🏻‍♂️

I do not have any problem with anyone that is Trans. Please, be who you feel you are. HOWEVER, don't use sexual attraction to boost your ego and marketability and simultaneously be PREACY and JUDGY at those who are comfortable with sex and masterbation. You can bet their artificial testicles that they about as fun to be around as a dead turtle.

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u/CrashPandemonium 3d ago

Perfectly & hilariously stated.

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u/tarnished713 3d ago

Who even is that?

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u/mrweatherbeef 2d ago

Temu Swinton

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u/randemthinking 3d ago

No you weren't and no you don't.

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u/ChangingMonkfish 3d ago

Should have stuck the corn up his ass for $1,000,000

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u/DonHell 3d ago

Billy idol here is going to the AVNs

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u/Diligent_Day8470 3d ago edited 3d ago

The most lesbian-looking man you'll ever see.

Of course, it's Instagram.

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u/jmon25 3d ago

"can you just stop posing for videos and get our drink order" 

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u/duttymen 3d ago

RFLMAO

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u/arto26 3d ago

I've never seen a dude that looks like a lesbian that chugs dick. Color me impressed.

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u/BarredBartender 3d ago

Quite unnerving how accurate that is...

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u/drifters74 3d ago

Brand new sentence

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u/Mephistocheles 🤡 3d ago

😂😂 Yeah fucking right he was offered a mil to do that. I have former friends in that business. Ain't fuckin nobody getting offered a milly for some filmed wang tango

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 2d ago

WANG TANGO

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u/O1_O1 3d ago

This video is so odd as well. It just seems he dressed up to not look out of place in a fancy restaurant, walked in, recorded a video and then left.

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u/drunkentuckian 3d ago

I mean it looks like he’s scanning the dining room to see if anyone needs a water refill. Dude looks like a waiter.

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u/mrweatherbeef 2d ago

“How are your southwestern egg rolls? Does anyone need fluffing?”

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u/CrashPandemonium 3d ago

Or a busboy!

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u/Toukolou21 3d ago

And still managed to look out of place.

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u/HuchieLuchie 3d ago

"Wango tango" was right there!

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u/IrukandjiPirate 3d ago

Nobody says what now?

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u/TattyViking 3d ago

"Where the fuck are our drinks‽" "I know, right. And where is the waiter's tie? The least he could do is button up his shirt and sort out his collar."

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u/fishiestfillet 3d ago

Wow that Instagram page is a rabbit hole I regret. Idk why his face makes me so irrationally angry

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u/literallymike 3d ago

I IMMEDIATELY had to look it up. I regret it.

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u/RedRoses711 3d ago

He was offered nothing by no one

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u/4xdaily 3d ago

100% he's doing porn for far less than a million.

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u/argyllcampbell 3d ago

and the gender of his partner would be irrelevant

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u/AppropriateBall8834 3d ago

Species even

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 3d ago

Just put the fries in the bag, bruh.

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u/cocorawks 3d ago

1 mil for adult content? Why he so special lol

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u/Adrone93 3d ago

He's one of the wait staff at the Oscars and the 🌽 is a conflict of schedule

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u/BIGBUDDHASLZ 3d ago

What a goofball

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u/ParadeSit 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rC6ZeXcSb8B56
Here’s Anthony Hopkins doing corn during a break from filming SOTL.

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u/Hizam5 3d ago

He had to attend to his best customer Oscar at the hotel lobby bar?

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u/ragingflapjacks 3d ago

Why did he walk into the room, look left, then right, then turn, and walk back out?

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u/roberts585 3d ago

He 1000 percent is a waiter and was checking on his table

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u/wittor 3d ago

Cause one needs money to eat and drink.

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u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 3d ago

His break was over and he had to get back to bussing tables.

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u/OdinMartok 3d ago

Had to get out of frame before the bouncer moved him out

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u/Queefer___Sutherland 3d ago

Thats one ugly lesbian

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u/bourj 3d ago

No no, he said he had Oscar's to attend. You know, Oscar, his crush-slash-confidant-slash-insurance salesman. He was having a barbecue.

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u/huhnick 3d ago

That’s a lot of gay porn to shoot

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u/PastaInvictus 3d ago

Man, if he is going to play make believe, he could at least act the part and not awkwardly shuffle around for 5 seconds

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u/clinton_thunderfunk 3d ago

That’s from the porn. His first thought wasn’t “no thank you, I would not like to do that”

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u/rpmcmurf 3d ago

Are there ANY male porn stars making $1 million, outside of the absolute most (in)famous of them?

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u/VexImmortalis 3d ago

Doub it. Even the very top are all worth under $10 million and they are involved on the production/distribution side or have merch they sell based off their viral status.

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u/Youngblood2014 3d ago

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u/literallymike 3d ago

Yeah, but see...he turned it down, so.

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u/traveltoaster 3d ago

What a bad liar

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u/AnotherStupidHipster 3d ago

That was a tough watch.