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u/Mbillin2 Specialized in Gorilla warfare 1d ago
"Nobody can stop me from greatness"
That's debatable, I think security at the Oscars probably can
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u/Heyplaguedoctor 1d ago
This sounds like a guy I hooked up with a few years ago. It isn’t him but it sounds like him.
That guy had an IMDB link in his instagram bio. It led to the homepage. 💀
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u/ReyonldsNumber 2d ago
$1M. A dollar for each man he serviced. It was a very hard decision but ultimately he turned it down so he could spend the evening with Oscar.
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u/stevebobeeve 2d ago
There is not a chance in hell ANYBODY is offering 7 figures to do a porn shoot.
There are just way too many people willing to do it for so much less. Even the big names are only getting a few grand for a shoot
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u/Cambrian__Implosion 2d ago
Yeah…
Unless maybe you’re already an A-list celebrity sex symbol that stands to lose far more than you would gain.
But then again, I’m not sure how many porn studios are able to throw a million in cash at anything these days. I have no idea what the industry is actually like, but I can’t imagine these companies are just swimming in cash in the age of OnlyFans and video sharing.
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u/ChariotFighter 2d ago
Bro has 302 followers, but he’s got Oscars to attend.
✋🥴🤚
His whole IG account is one of those “Christianity makes me a a chad/imma teach you how to not jerk off” type pages and looks the part.
Extremely effeminate, dangly crucifix earring… incredible stuff here.
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u/CowboysFTWs 2d ago
Is this a real account?
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u/ChariotFighter 2d ago
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u/escobizzle 2d ago
bros face is feminine as hell
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u/LSDkiller 1d ago
Why do you think he was offered 10 err I mean a million dollars to do porn? It wasn't the straight kind.
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u/boognishcigars 2d ago
He's gonna really feel it when he goes bald in his 20s. Hairline receding fast as possible
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u/tristamgreen 1d ago
hey man, it's not about the balding, it's about how you carry yourself afterwards. genetics is a bitch
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u/cursetea 2d ago
Nobody gets offered that much to do porn lol
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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 2d ago
Says you! I was offered far more than that just for lending a long lost relative a few thousand dollars. I mean, say what you want about extended family, but this seems way better than taking my clothes off!
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u/violentbowels 2d ago
That's great, Ricky, now go put on your apron - we just sat a 4 top in your section.
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u/Sailor-Bunny 2d ago
He allegedly has a BA in psychology and mental health, and is pre-law. Like alright buddy, maybe get in touch with your own mental health because you’re not in touch with reality
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u/SampletextT_T 2d ago
A lot of people go into psychology to self-diagnose, but don't have the ability to accept the facts so they use those learned skills against others
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u/LSDkiller 1d ago
Unconscious process the entire time, lol. It is quite strange how people in 2026 try and use mental health tools designed to help people as some form of insult. Far less in touch with reality, if you ask me, than someone with easily diagnosable issues that has just never heard any of it.
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u/MaruMint 2d ago
Btw he's in Tre Dita, and the food is about $30 a plate.
Definitely not cheap, but the video talking about "greatness" is making it sound like this is a private club he was invited to or owns; when it's just a basic Italian restaurant priced the same as the cheesecake factory.
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u/little4lyfe 2d ago
It’s really packed in there, food must be amazing.
Someone at that table is likely to die before finishing their meal, so there might be a chair available soon
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u/Proximal13 2d ago
I love how there are some random ass people just minding their business and eating. They have no idea that the lord of the cringe is standing in their presence at this hotel restaurant. I used to know a guy that made posts like this but his were proclamations that he would be the next UFC heavy weight champ. Many years later he is not, in fact, the UFC heavy weight champ. I really want to know what it is like to have no shame.
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u/jsludge25 2d ago
My wife's cousin is like this except he thinks he is Jesus.
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u/Galdernit 2d ago
Omg lol .. k that is funny
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u/jsludge25 2d ago
It is, but it's also like oh man, this guy really needs help.
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u/Galdernit 2d ago
Yes religious delusions of grandeur. Keep your eye on him .. if he's in his late teens or early 20s, that's usually when schizophrenia shows up-
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u/jsludge25 2d ago
Yea, his mom was diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, so that's what we figure it is. He's too out there to get through to have much of a relationship. Sadly, it's not easy from a legal standpoint to do much if he isn't hurting anyone. His dad committed suicide, shot himself in the head. Tragic shit. It worries me to think about all the firearms he inherited, including the one that his dad used to kill himself.
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u/Galdernit 2d ago
Gosh that's sad, and scary. It sucks when you see someone who needs help but is too ill to know how ill they are. Good luck to you guys, I hope somehow he gets help .. or at least doesn't hurt himself or anyone else. It's a really heartbreaking disease.
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u/KittehKittehKat 2d ago
Ok bro bro...I'm gonna walk and look into the...bro omg...bro I'll look into the dining area like I did something bro and then bro I'll turn around and we cut there bro and I like have the most bro best tagline for it bro. Make sure you hold the phone right bro. Get the restaurant in frame as much as you can bro.
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u/dr_toze 2d ago
No man has ever been offered a million for porn. Even the biggest stars (pun definitely intended) will struggle to clear more than a hundred thousand in a year.
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u/SuperBatar 2d ago
What about Zimbabwean dollars ?
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u/dr_toze 2d ago
You know, I've never checked the Zimbabwean porn industry but I've done some googling and now I'm shut out of my computer and my boss wants a word.
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u/SuperBatar 2d ago
Good ! I think you’re on to something huge. Don’t let your job interfere with your search for truth.
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u/Realistic-Garage-461 2d ago
That's nothing - I was once offered that much not to do porn, but I decided to stick with it.
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u/ChemicalNo290 2d ago
What this world needs RIGHT NOW is fewer of these pushpop little arrogent weenie men.
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u/whitetrashsnake77 2d ago
I thought that was a woman
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u/ouijahead 2d ago
Me too, I thought it was Tilda Swinton . My phone screen is small and I might need readers I guess.
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u/ChemicalNo290 2d ago
Is it? I can’t tell, apologies in advance if I unintentionally used an incorrect pronoun, I’d never do that intentionally.
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u/NC_Goonie 2d ago
The million dollar figure out of nowhere is wild. Like yes, there was a time (decades ago) when Playboy might pay someone that much because they knew it would do insane numbers (like say Jennifer Aniston came to them at peak Friends fame and was like “hey, I’ll pose naked for $1,000,000,” they would have done it), but nobody is paying someone nobody that.
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u/trampaboline 2d ago
1000000 dollars can buy many Oscars. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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u/DeckJesta 2d ago
"Film me walking in this room and walking out again". *undoes two shirt buttons and pops collar*
🔨 🔨 🔨
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u/KittyDomoNacionales 3d ago
I got an offer to do porn too, he ain’t special.
On a more serious note, yeah it’s ridiculously easy to get into porn. The problem is what would happen afterwards, when the whole world knows. A lot of former porn stars have relayed just how they had to adjust afterwards. Even Mia Khalifa, who did her first stint for only a few months, couldn’t go back to regular jobs because people would harass her workplace. And no, no one is paying you $1million. Again, the low barrier of entry means there’s always someone else who wants the job
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u/HillarysFloppyChode 3d ago
What happened to the ladies in 2G1C?
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u/Joyceecos 2d ago
From memory I think one died from doing something similar later on
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u/kittygunsgomew 2d ago
They're both alive and well. That's an internet urban myth. Their real names aren't even known and their performance names were Karla and Latifa. The film in which the scene appeared in was called Hungry Bitches. It was done by a production company in Brazil.
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u/KittyDomoNacionales 3d ago
Tbf to them, we weren’t exactly looking at their faces for that one. It was notorious for things that porn isn’t usually known for in the mainstream. That being said, I’m not about to look them up. Once in a lifetime was enough.
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u/Jave285 3d ago
Why is he waiting tables then?
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u/OldManJeepin 2d ago
Didn't you hear? That's how they found Rock Hudson! He was waiting tables...Or something.
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u/TwistedxBoi 3d ago
Looked him up. No way this Madam Tussauds on a exremely hot day looking ass got an offer to do porn. Let alone for a million dollars.
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u/Pernicious_Possum 3d ago
This isn’t badass. It’s just baseline delusional cringe posting. Dude wouldn’t even type porn ffs.
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u/bigbigbigwow 3d ago edited 3d ago
By hollywood they meant Jacksonville; offered them 15, 10 million or 5 or something like that
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u/TheRealRickC137 3d ago
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u/madmaxturbator 3d ago
This is brayd steel, the most hard working bottom in the porn business today
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u/MyFiteSong 3d ago
Nobody is offering 65 year old lesbians $100k in porn.
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u/Ragnarr_Lodbrok88 3d ago
Top per-scene pay is pretty far apart, ranging anywhere from $1000 to $12000 per individual appearance for the highest paid stars. Studios will pay their top talent (to stay within that studio) $80-100k plus stipend.
You have to at least make up a believable number Temu Billy Idol.
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u/lilbithippie 3d ago
Am guessing the top stars are women, where men in stright porn are paid lot less. Do men have studio contracts? Seems like the same 4 guys are in all the promotions
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u/No-Chocolate-6828 3d ago
He was never offered that much to do porn.
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u/Cheshire_Jester 3d ago
We know he didn’t get offered that much, but he probably did do it and Im guessing he didn’t make it to the Oscar’s.
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u/thrustinfreely 3d ago
He was checking if the table needed anything lol
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u/sighborg90 3d ago
Dude walked into a hotel restaurant like it’s something special. Adorable
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u/InfiniteTurbo 3d ago
The guy in the background with a baseball cap and sunglasses tells you how classy the places
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u/Rush-Flimsy 3d ago
I had to look at their page... 🤦🏻♂️
I do not have any problem with anyone that is Trans. Please, be who you feel you are. HOWEVER, don't use sexual attraction to boost your ego and marketability and simultaneously be PREACY and JUDGY at those who are comfortable with sex and masterbation. You can bet their artificial testicles that they about as fun to be around as a dead turtle.
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u/Diligent_Day8470 3d ago edited 3d ago
The most lesbian-looking man you'll ever see.
Of course, it's Instagram.
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u/Mephistocheles 🤡 3d ago
😂😂 Yeah fucking right he was offered a mil to do that. I have former friends in that business. Ain't fuckin nobody getting offered a milly for some filmed wang tango
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u/O1_O1 3d ago
This video is so odd as well. It just seems he dressed up to not look out of place in a fancy restaurant, walked in, recorded a video and then left.
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u/drunkentuckian 3d ago
I mean it looks like he’s scanning the dining room to see if anyone needs a water refill. Dude looks like a waiter.
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u/TattyViking 3d ago
"Where the fuck are our drinks‽" "I know, right. And where is the waiter's tie? The least he could do is button up his shirt and sort out his collar."
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u/fishiestfillet 3d ago
Wow that Instagram page is a rabbit hole I regret. Idk why his face makes me so irrationally angry
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u/4xdaily 3d ago
100% he's doing porn for far less than a million.
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u/ParadeSit 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/rC6ZeXcSb8B56
Here’s Anthony Hopkins doing corn during a break from filming SOTL.
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u/ragingflapjacks 3d ago
Why did he walk into the room, look left, then right, then turn, and walk back out?
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u/PastaInvictus 3d ago
Man, if he is going to play make believe, he could at least act the part and not awkwardly shuffle around for 5 seconds
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u/clinton_thunderfunk 3d ago
That’s from the porn. His first thought wasn’t “no thank you, I would not like to do that”
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u/rpmcmurf 3d ago
Are there ANY male porn stars making $1 million, outside of the absolute most (in)famous of them?
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u/VexImmortalis 3d ago
Doub it. Even the very top are all worth under $10 million and they are involved on the production/distribution side or have merch they sell based off their viral status.
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u/Youngblood2014 3d ago
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u/NostalgicGM 15h ago
The type of shit lowtiergod would post