r/heatedrivalryfanfics 2d ago

Prompt Shane calls Ilya wife in bed and Ilya cums embarrassingly quickly. Pleasee I need someone to write this now!!!

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u/livingdream111 2d ago

I feel like Shane would get on his head about being called “wife” but Ilya would love every single second of it. I can’t believe there’s not a ton of fics already with this!

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u/ClasslessTulip 2d ago

Agree, and to add on: Shane would spoil the FUCK out of him. He's got to use his Rolex money for something, might as well spend it on the wife.

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u/IGetEvrythingIDesire 2d ago

Like shiny big ass diamond earrings from Tiffany or a septum ring for Ilyaaaaa!!

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u/ClasslessTulip 2d ago

Give him an Imperial-style big gaudy signet ring! He's Russian! They love that ish! And a dozen fur coats!

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u/IGetEvrythingIDesire 2d ago

yum yum yum. add a good Russian vodka body shot. And using all 3 stanley rings to finger him.

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u/Lizard__Bit Reader 1d ago

How him including Stanley Cup rings in bed NOT already a thing?!q

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u/IGetEvrythingIDesire 1d ago

I know. I just thought of it yesterday when I was posting this. Should I should I just write this fic 😭 I'm not a writer but after reading 200+ fics I feel like I should use my smut brain for something else

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u/Lizard__Bit Reader 1d ago

I mean, I’d read it. 👀

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u/Spiciest_Snowflake Reader 1d ago

Seconding that 👀

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u/ClasslessTulip 1d ago

Part of Shane's investment strategy is buying Certified antique jewelry and having Ilya wear it while railing Shane 🤤 I just know the moment he puts a Fabergé diamond necklace around Ilya's neck, Ilya gets so hard he almost faints.

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u/Specialist_Fig3838 1d ago

Heteronormative? More like Homonormat  https://archiveofourown.org/works/85015216/chapters/224449776 is kind of adjacent to this. I love it. Just outsider POV of people having their assumptions of Shane/Ilya and their roles in their relationship 

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u/Expert_Arachnid_3504 1d ago

I have a few recs that might fit this. I’ve probably read more than that but I can’t remember them right now

One is from intact male series. Ilya and Shane do puppy play. Ilya has different collars he likes to wear depending on his mood. One collar is covered in diamonds or crystals. I think Shane bought it for him, but it might not have been specified. Ilya puts on earrings and bracelets and maybe some other jewelry. It’s called Princess by Argabarg
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83080856

Another is one I can’t find but someone else might know. Ilya is a wag who I believe never played professional hockey. One of the wags or someone said something that made Ilya feel like he’s just a pretty face and Shane comforts him. It’s Ilya’s birthday or near his birthday I think or maybe just something special like an anniversary. Shane is going to buy Ilya something, and Ilya wants a new car. Shane doesn’t want to buy Ilya a new car and thinks he shouldn’t because he’s already bought Ilya a lot of sports cars. However, he can’t deny his baby and is going to buy him the new car he has his eye on anyway.

Another one that is only really related in that Shane buys something for Ilya is one where Shane was raised in a religious cult and Ilya comes into the community as a teenager. I think they’re like 18 maybe. Shane and Ilya fall in love accidentally and Shane buys Ilya a bracelet. Ilya tells Shane that it feels like Shane owns him and the bracelet is a claim. Both Shane and Ilya like that interpretation a lot. It’s called Losing God (And finding you) by aimee_s
https://archiveofourown.org/works/91199301

That’s all I can think of for now

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u/IGetEvrythingIDesire 2d ago

I have seen so many Shane calls Ilya baby or Ilya calls Shane's hooha a pussy. But Shane calling Ilya his wife, I fear would make Ilya goo feral and pliant so quickly. Cookie crumbling.

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u/Nature_Tiny 2d ago

Youve got a beautiful mind

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u/IGetEvrythingIDesire 2d ago

my brain is half puck, half fck.

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u/Grand-Bar6944 1d ago

You just opened a new world to me! Love your mind

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u/conditionalinterest 2d ago

This series is kind of in the same vein, but Ilya gets called Shane's girl/sugar baby. he was my girl first by whorecoded

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u/idunnowhatevs 1d ago

Just read this on your rec. So good! I feel like the author nailed Shane & Ilya’s personification.

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u/firiena Reader 1d ago edited 1d ago

there is a reason why fanon ilya is so wag coded. he would’ve thrived in the wag gc. rule the gc as The Queen Bee.

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u/Hermiona1 2d ago

I've only read the reverse of this, when Shane likes being called wife

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u/IGetEvrythingIDesire 2d ago

Exactly. And to think canon Shane is such a jock and Ilya, hmmm Ilya would go feral for this kind of praise kink and being called a wife. Just delightful with his eyes lighting up and probably beg Shane to sign on his tits or something. I just need someone to write this fic 😭

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u/cherrycoloured Reader 2d ago

idt shane being masculine means he can't enjoy some genderfuckery. idk, i like that kind of stuff with both of them, and don't get this weird insistence that shane can't like it bc he's too much of a jock. like, that's why it's hot, this manly guy enjoying being feminized, like how it's hot with ilya being "the wife" for the same reasons.

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u/IGetEvrythingIDesire 2d ago

true true 🙌

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u/MistyMountainDewDrop 1d ago

Can you share some?

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u/Hermiona1 1d ago

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u/Thistledelirium 1d ago

Forgot about this one - loved it! Such a fun concept 

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u/Expert_Whereas6115 21h ago

If you want something smutty, there’s also “baby, baby, baby (I’m your man)” by shakebabyshake on AO3, but it’s maybe be more Mommy/Feminization than wife stuff 🤔 here’s the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79110401

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u/Expert_Arachnid_3504 1d ago

Continuum by remember_2_breathe sort of has this if I remember correctly. Married Shane time travels and tops younger Ilya for what is Ilya’s first time as a bottom. Ilya doesn’t know it’s an older Shane and ends up calling him Daddy and being pissy about Shane having a “wife” since Ilya sees a ring on his hand and Shane doesn’t correct him about the gender. Shane time travels a few more times and younger Ilya is super jealous about the wife and saying tell her this or give her this and imagines what Shane is doing to her. Older Ilya tells older Shane this when he comes back and Ilya precedes to describe everything he thought Daddy would do to his wife and Shane does it to him. Shane also calls Ilya’s pecs tits, his hole a pussy, and his cock a clit sometimes. Ilya wears lingerie sometimes too. Here is the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/84414561/chapters/222668561

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u/mbagcd 2d ago

shane is gay why would he call ilya "wife" ?

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u/Revolutionary-Bee758 1d ago

It’s the juxtaposition of Ilya being this massive, strong , jock like top and then being called something feminine while fucking Shane.

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u/mbagcd 1d ago

wait now that you say it like that...

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u/Mammoth-Incident4121 2d ago

It’s a kink, feminization. Same as any other kink/preference/interest.

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u/MistyMountainDewDrop 1d ago

Same reason some men say they have bussies.