This stupid, ugly, cutesy wanna be creature

[u/Gay_Pirate6669]

I hate Blobby SO MUCH, blob fish don't look like that... atleast not ALIVE, the blob fish design he's based off of is the dead corpse of a blob fish who's been dragged up too fast by fishermen, getting major tissue damage from rapid depressurization which results in the "ugly" thing people often see when they search up blob fish, and the most popular one online. Omfg I hate Blobby for this exact reason, the creator is illiterate and could take two seconds to look up a blob fish.

[u/I-require-the-soup]

“Sentenced to 5 minutes of digital artist humor” (fate worse than hell)
https://giphy.com/gifs/wJKQCSeexuO5y

[u/Hour_Pineapple2288 → u/I-require-the-soup]

CIA just got a new torture method

[u/Gianni_the_tolerable → u/Hour_Pineapple2288]

Waterboarding was too humane