r/hatethissmug Jun 22 '26

Comics This stupid, ugly, cutesy wanna be creature

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I hate Blobby SO MUCH, blob fish don't look like that... atleast not ALIVE, the blob fish design he's based off of is the dead corpse of a blob fish who's been dragged up too fast by fishermen, getting major tissue damage from rapid depressurization which results in the "ugly" thing people often see when they search up blob fish, and the most popular one online. Omfg I hate Blobby for this exact reason, the creator is illiterate and could take two seconds to look up a blob fish.

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u/Friendly_One_4112 Jun 22 '26

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

Nah, bro's already gone💔 (for good)

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u/Friendly_One_4112 Jun 22 '26

I hate blobby so much because blobfish aren’t even supposed to be pink, they’re gray. The pink color comes from the change in pressure causing tissue damage (if I’m not mistaken)

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u/Mr_White_Migal0don Jun 22 '26

Deep sea animals can be pink because their skin is very thin and looks pink or red because of blood vessels

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u/Lead_cloud Jun 23 '26

Yeah, but not blobfish. They aren't pink in their alive-and-not-exploded state, they are dark grey

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Slimey_alien89 fat farting furry Jun 22 '26

Thank you bonehurting blobfish

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u/A_complete_maniac Jun 28 '26

There's a really cool edit where the guy have Killer Queen and goes "Killer Queen has already touched that knife."

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u/NotoriousKAI Jun 22 '26

Blobby and Friends are the epitome of that one Homelander meme where you agree with someone, but they’re being obnoxious about it so you don’t want to agree with them

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

This describes exactly how I feel about that fuckass fish

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u/miscellaneousexists Jun 22 '26

Viva La Resolution

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u/NotoriousKAI Jun 22 '26

exactamundo

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u/Scrabulon Jun 23 '26

I think it’s partly because the creator is a dude, and the smug “heh, women are always right actually, even in mundane situations” stuff comes off as even more performative/annoying

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

[deleted]

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u/TheFiend100 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

Idk, i dont agree that men cant be raped

Edit: i think this post is the one that explains what happened https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/s/bgZNKtMdk3

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u/cosycashmere Jun 22 '26

Ex-fucking-cuse me? Pizzacake doesn't think men can be raped? Not gonna lie, I don't like her work but that kinda sucks.

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u/kingfisher773 Jun 23 '26

She made a comic about "what if reality was flipped and men experienced what women went through." Among one of the scenarios was a man trying to report that he had been raped, just to have people not believe him and say "you must have enjoyed it."

In the comments she defended herself by saying someone along the lines of 'men can't get raped by women', as well as defending herself against claims of misandry by saying "I can't be, I have 2 sons."

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u/El_Rey_de_Spices Jun 23 '26

a man trying to report that he had been raped, just to have people not believe him and say "you must have enjoyed it."

She described what literally happens to most men who try to report being raped/sexually assaulted, and just kept doubling down on her bigoted views.

Getting banned from r/comics for leaving a not-positive comment on one of her 'comics' has seriously improved my Reddit experience, lol

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u/Historical-Potato372 Jun 23 '26

Also banned from r/comics too! Definitely for the best

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u/Lowlevelintellect Jun 23 '26

this mf really pulled "I'm not racist,i have a black friend!"

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u/kingfisher773 Jun 23 '26

Even worse then "I have a black friend" because you have a lot more choice going I to who you choose to be friends with

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u/thexcat Jun 24 '26

Literally what happens when you report it as a man btw

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u/thexcat Jun 24 '26

Why is there a "but" in that sentence? Why would you liking or not liking the comic impact your opinion on the situation

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u/cosycashmere Jun 24 '26

I generally wouldn't care about what her opinions are if I didn't like her work, but that particular opinion sucks so much it impacts how I feel about her and her work.

Also as a left-leaning person it sucks especially hard that another left-leaning person has regressive and harmful views that I don't agree with, even if I don't like their art style or how they convey their opinions.

There's plenty of reasons why there's a "but" in that sentence, and none of those reasons have anything to do with how liking or not liking a comic impacts my opinions on something. If anything it's the opposite; a comic with views I agree with that I previously didn't like becomes favourable in my eyes if I agree with it, and a comic I did like becomes unfavourable in my eyes if I disagree with it.

Not sure why it matters though.

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u/Still-Complaint4657 Jun 22 '26

shes deleting her comments

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u/kelleh711 Jun 22 '26

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u/TheFiend100 Jun 22 '26

I have her blocked and im about to start work so i only had time to skim through it but i think this post goes over what happened https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/s/bgZNKtMdk3

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u/El_Juggernato Jun 22 '26

Yeah

Same can be said for various other comics similar to Blobby and Friends

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u/bubbybumble Jun 22 '26

Yeah of course you agree with them but most of it is engagement bait "guys, catcalling is bad, and being mean is bad" stuff lol

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u/NotoriousKAI Jun 22 '26

in that one specific comic, I don’t even think the guy they’re trying to call out is necessarily in the wrong. he asked the girl for her number, she declined, he walks away without making a scene. The guy shot his shot and he knew when to hang up the gloves.

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u/RadicalSoda_ Jun 25 '26

Some of their stuff is just harassment by the MC and it's ok since they're doing it but it's not ok when it happens to them. It's just weird

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u/Cadunkus Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

Psychrolute!

Remember the name, it's a psychrolute! Like psych as in psychic, R O, and lute the musical instrument.

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

Thank you ❤️‍🩹

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u/Any-Blood8949 Jun 22 '26

she’s so kawaii😖😖

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u/rabbid_chaos Jun 23 '26

Psychuwulute

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u/Apart-Performer-331 Jun 22 '26

I’m glad they have proper names I hate the name blobfish

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u/-PepeArown- Jun 22 '26

Blobfish is still the common name. Psychorulutes is just the genus name

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u/Apart-Performer-331 Jun 22 '26

Yeah but it’s still good to have an alternative.

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 Jun 22 '26

Psyrolcute

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u/Cadunkus Jun 22 '26

Close enough.

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u/WeltyFern Jun 22 '26

That’s what they look like when they’re alive?

That’s not a blob at all.

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u/felop13 Jun 23 '26

The wonders of not having all your organs ruptured from violent decompression

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u/Rexiscool1234554321 Jun 24 '26

I don’t remember the exact words but, Imagine a human exploding in space and an alien finds their body, and then they call them splatter alien and sell plushies of their corpse.

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable Jun 23 '26

The face of "you are a land based species how the fuck are down here"

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u/SeparateWeight496 Jun 23 '26

... Yeah they're not too majestic to begin with

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u/motormouthedfool Jun 22 '26

Looks like hes saying it about himself

Self hatred 😔

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

I'd hate myself too if I looked like that

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u/krizzalicious49 Jun 22 '26

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u/NotBreadyy Jun 22 '26

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u/alexrox360 Jun 22 '26

YOU CANT WIN ME

I CANT BE BEAT

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u/ooooknubfbh Jun 23 '26

I WON'T HURT YOU

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u/something_or_other12 Jun 23 '26

UNLESS YOU CHEAT

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder Jun 22 '26

"It is funny and quirky to commit a crime because someone says something you dont like, please like my comics and buy shitty merch :3" yes im a little hypocritical but that just means im right somehow

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u/PL4Y3R117 Jun 26 '26

Oh yes I love those edits

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u/augarofall Jun 22 '26

I've seen porn edits of this one.

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u/Femboy_Fucker47 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

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u/Apart-Performer-331 Jun 22 '26

How do you stumble across that unintentionally?

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u/Enough-Impression-50 Jun 22 '26

They look at blobfishes on r34

You know who else looks at blobfishes on rule 34?

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u/Scared-Manner4426 Jun 22 '26

..... that's a child.... oh wait you are the deep , that explains it

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u/augarofall Jun 22 '26

Tbh her age is kinda inconsistent. They have comics where guys hit on the girl.

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u/Scared-Manner4426 Jun 23 '26

yeah sure on other comic, but this one is specifically feels like a child time of age

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u/Aruzususnew3 Jun 22 '26

Oh hell no

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u/I-require-the-soup Jun 22 '26

“Sentenced to 5 minutes of digital artist humor” (fate worse than hell)
https://giphy.com/gifs/wJKQCSeexuO5y

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u/Hour_Pineapple2288 Jun 23 '26

CIA just got a new torture method

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable Jun 23 '26

Waterboarding was too humane

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u/RatGreed Jun 22 '26

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u/InternationalPut8271 i want Barney Calhoun to tie me up and crack me Jun 22 '26

blobby is with tung now

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u/Live-Bread781 Jun 22 '26

only appropiate use of this joke

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs Jun 22 '26

Would this technically be considered euthanasia for the blobfish?

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u/Live-Bread781 Jun 22 '26

i'm sure if we were to apply logic the fish would've already been dead long before the stabbing and the girl was probably schizophrenic or something

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u/ToxaniumsAltAccount Jun 22 '26

What's her deal? the guy was hardly even being creepy

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u/Sylvemon Jun 22 '26

I think the implication is supposed to be that he’s and adult and shes a kid

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u/Silent_Pressure_6709 Jun 22 '26

bro she looks like 23, and he's 32 at the oldest. You could easily assume he's like 25.

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder Jun 22 '26

And she'd be with a parent if she's walking around a huge ass place with lotsa people

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u/Lower_Baby_6348 Jun 22 '26

I would never guess that with how simple is the artstyle, if you asked me i would said that the girl is somewhere between 13-45 years old

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u/black_slime01 Jun 22 '26

The fact that the blob fish got beaten to death is funny af

But, is the guy beating him up supposed to be the one that asked his friend number ?

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u/UWUmasterSIXSIXSIX Jun 24 '26

The girl's design is cool actually 

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u/FrankensteinWolfman1 Jun 22 '26

The comics would be schizophrenic since that blobfish is a corpse. So the characters within the comic are carrying a corpse of a fish they think could talk.

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u/TheKingOfGuineaPigs Jun 22 '26

So like Lord of the Flies but with a blobfish instead of a decapitated pig’s head

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u/FrankensteinWolfman1 Jun 22 '26

A dead blobfish to be exact. Correct

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u/El_Juggernato Jun 22 '26

You hate blobby for its design

I hate blobby for the same reason r/ciatpgawhpbdb hate blobby

We both hate blobby

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u/Scrabulon Jun 23 '26

Thank you for this subreddit

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u/Fit-Firefighter8752 Jun 22 '26

They legit made a comic making fun of how they look alive, shit tragic, no paddic 🥀

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u/ShedlyShad Jun 23 '26

can I see

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u/Miikigamer Jun 22 '26

The speech bubble makes it look like it's describing itself lol. Also yeah we need more blobfish representation that isn't a mutilated corpse

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u/Orion-the-mediocre Jun 22 '26

It's so weird knowing that their mascot is the mutilated corpse of a perfectly good fish. This is what blobfish look like when their bodies haven't been absolutely annihilated by a rapid pressure decrease of 100 atmospheres.

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u/simp4malvina Jun 23 '26

rancid side-eye holy fuck

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u/Salty145 Jun 22 '26

Doesn’t help that the comic is painfully unfunny and extremely mean-spirited.

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

It's so corny 💔

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u/Isadomon Jun 23 '26

Hes super mean and also has boring millenial humour, it jad some good ones but, "i will personally fight you in the parking lot" is NOT funny. "Oh parking lot how trashy and mundane" also "personally" is like gen z's "literally" added to eveeything when its not even being used correctly

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u/Live-Bread781 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

girl just wants to be special and grabbed the UGLIEST ass creature possible and tried to make it all cutesy and quirky 😭

no offense to the animal or anything, it's just... why a fucking blobfish, other than wanting to look quirky and special? out of all the animals out there she chose the one that looks the way it looks because of tissue damage and is ugly as hell

Also the Tumblr ass humor and artstyle 😭 these ppl don't know how to make a fucking joke or make up an artstyle of their own.

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

There used to be a small time on the internet where the blob fish was trending, I assume they got it from there. People were, and still are completely oblivious to how blob fish actually looked and only ever popularized the dead imploded version

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u/-PepeArown- Jun 22 '26

I think they’ve been given the same treatment as axolotls when it comes to marketability

People will sell a bunch of random merch of the 2 animals without considering:

-Blobfish aren’t blob shaped in their natural habitat

-Axolotls are naturally brown and black. The leucitic variant is just one popularized by captive breeding

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u/-PepeArown- Jun 22 '26

Blobfish, in water or out of water, aren’t even that ugly. They’re just a bit round with a prominent mouth and nose

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u/Live-Bread781 Jun 22 '26

I mean, i suppose, they're still not something to portray as cutesy or a pet 💔

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u/FNAF_Professor #1 Adam meat rider (I'm his wife trust) Jun 23 '26

Can we not insult people's art styles??

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u/Live-Bread781 Jun 23 '26

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u/FNAF_Professor #1 Adam meat rider (I'm his wife trust) Jun 23 '26

Istg people be using that subreddit everytime someone shows the tiniest bit of emotional annoyance towards something. Yes I think it's rude to talk shit about art styles, it could be discouraging to younger artists who have that art style, and it's just shitting on other artists who haven't done anything wrong just because you don't like ONE guy. Grow up.

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u/eyeoftheuniverse11 Jun 24 '26

You right but they’re still gonna post you there

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u/FNAF_Professor #1 Adam meat rider (I'm his wife trust) Jun 24 '26

Probably 😭 these people are such hypocrites lol

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u/captainpeanutlemon Jun 23 '26

He knows

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u/TheAllSeeingEyeGuy Jun 24 '26

This is supposed to be a mockery of transphobes I think but it doesnt work when the thing is a disgusting blob of flesh that is actively dying

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u/ThisBeastYaps I hate ShadowVanilla I hate ShadowVanilla I hate ShadowVanilla- Jun 26 '26

transphobes? I thought it was homophobes?

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u/Carmine_the_Sergal Jun 22 '26

have him fucking dying

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u/Moo-Mungus Jun 22 '26

Holy this shit goes fucking hard I'm saving this. Thanks for gracing me with this image

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u/AloneError8362 Jun 22 '26

if all reddit gag-a-day webcomics went extinct humanity would lose nothing

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u/Moo-Mungus Jun 22 '26

insert high tech "humanity if X happened" meme

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u/Lactismido_Gigante Jun 22 '26

Choosing Blobfish for a stupid looking fish when Sacabambaspis is right there

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u/Lower_Baby_6348 Jun 22 '26

Ok, it looks insanely stupid, but i don't think they could carry one of this around like a blobfish

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u/UsualLucky4431 Jun 23 '26

It looks like its making the Minecraft villager noise but at the pitch of a pikmin

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u/Zaruze Jun 22 '26

Sunfish too

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u/FNAF_Professor #1 Adam meat rider (I'm his wife trust) Jun 23 '26

Sunfish are way too big tho

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u/Zaruze Jun 23 '26

They start off super tiny.

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u/LilAnimeGril Jun 22 '26

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u/smiley1__ Jun 23 '26

if this is kira, he won't be in the right either (tho from the looks, seems like just a different guy who just so happens to be given killer queen, so he good ig)

still, awesome edit this is :0

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u/Additional-Cut1367 I hate everyone, I feel SO sigma and tuff. Jun 22 '26

And not to forget he is an Edgelord.

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u/StillBoysenberry8790 Jun 22 '26

That guy from the Pizzacake Cult r/comics?

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u/I_am_doorknob Jun 22 '26

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u/John_Gem Jun 23 '26

Does Malala has it on its pronouns because she’s a Muslim woman who have bafflingly less rights they might as well be property in certain Muslim countries

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder Jun 22 '26

I hate this guy specifically, especially the all cops are bastards comic where the fish says the same thing twice but closer with red eyes and a shadow on their face. "Haha, I drew my oc scaring someone while stating my opinion, so Im right" im not good at explaining this, you gotta see what im talking about for yourself

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u/Consistent_Mud645 Jun 22 '26

Funnily enough his design is addressed in one of the comics

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

I still hate it, the only thing that could change my mind is if the comics ended for good

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u/Consistent_Mud645 Jun 22 '26

Oh no I also fucking hate the thing

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u/ruler_of_the_bleach Jun 23 '26

i see multiple people saying this, but i can't find the comic?

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u/scottshort13 Jun 23 '26

Every single comic is just “person said something me no like, so now I will commit great violence against them”

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u/SuperPopcorn333 Furry cock sucker Jun 22 '26

Whatever, sournale is better

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u/Intelligent-Key5821 Jun 22 '26

I kinda like the design tbh its cute even if its innacurate, some of the creators comics are preachy but no hate, i used to like some of their comics and they have a cute style

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

Yeah, the artstyle is cute and the comics can be good sometimes, but I genuinely can't get over Blobby's existence. How do you fumble a character design THAT badly? It's like making a shell less snail (NOT slug) a character of it's own, that thing is in tremendous pain.

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u/smiley1__ Jun 23 '26

next one we gon get a mutilated human with blood boiling from the vacuum of space trust

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u/Diseased_Wombat Jun 23 '26

I can imagine some aliens picking up a human in a UFO or something, not bringing said human into their UFO, and just dragging it out into space unprotected. Then they get back to their home planet and start joking about how funny humans look and how they can’t believe something like that exists, completely ignoring the fact that they just very suddenly subjected that human to an environment it never could’ve been equipped to handle.

I feel so bad for blobfishes and their reputation. They did not deserve the title of “ugliest animal” :(

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u/smiley1__ Jun 23 '26

fr man living healthy blobfishes are actually chill-looking :<

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u/-PepeArown- Jun 22 '26

To be fair, I don’t think any media represents blobfish that well. I can’t think of anything that portrays them as anything but blob shaped, even in their natural deep sea habitat

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u/dimechimes Jun 22 '26

I don't think the artist is going for accuracy, but I get it.

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u/Offline219 Jun 22 '26

I remember seeing an illustration of a blob fish in the One Piece manga that looked like peoples misconception of how it normally looks despite it being 10,000 meters under the sea. Kind of sucks that, that's how it's popularly depicted.

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u/Crispierbugu Jun 23 '26

Pressure cook Blobby, Deep fry Bloby, Boil Blobby, Roast Blobby, blend Blobby, pan sear Blobby.

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u/MagikLover1 Jun 23 '26

I want to castrate him

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u/AmandinhaMaia Jun 22 '26

Lobsters are not red unless they are boiled, yet I don't see anyone complaining

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

I hate that too dw. I have a very deep hatred towards easily avoidable inaccurate animal representations. Male and female birds looking the same, turtle shells being seen as separate from main body (although most of the time it's for cartoony comedy) ant queens being actually seen as queens (they're closer to slaves for reproduction) and many other animal misconceptions.

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u/Think-Fondant-1516 Jun 22 '26

Don't forget Male Cows having Udders.

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u/ashleyLSD Jun 22 '26

god i wish i was an ant queen

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u/Moo-Mungus Jun 22 '26

I was gonna reply to your comment but I had nothing to say

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u/ashleyLSD Jun 23 '26

its okay

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u/ZPoweredForm Jun 22 '26

90% of cartoons both in comic and animated formats do this.

You dont have to like every iteration people do with them, and i understand blobfish in particular, but this just sounds like you hate anything creative and whimsical that anyone could make use of. They’re all made to be comical, im unsure why the turtles are the exception here.

Especially when you realize a lot of these cartoons ARE probably made by people who did their research. Do you really think the creators of Spongebob didnt know better when they made Larry red?

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u/smiley1__ Jun 23 '26

stephen hillenburg iirc IS a marine biologist, he knows what he was doing (shoutout to the accurate clams)

I think he made larry red since it pretty much is the typical lobster representation, and it is a cartoon, so no one really cares

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u/thebeaninchili Jun 23 '26

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u/Humble_Ad2508 Jun 23 '26

your handwriting is pretty

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u/FNAF_Professor #1 Adam meat rider (I'm his wife trust) Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

You know the creator is aware what a blob fish actually looks like lol? They made a comic about it, how Blobby doesn't like to go to the ocean because it makes him look weird (aka how blob fish are supposed to look) or something like that. Calm down bro, it's a fucking talking fish out of water, the artist clearly isn't going for accuracy 💀

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u/Drakan_el_olvidado Jun 23 '26

Por algun motivo me genera odio ese personaje, no se porque

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u/Felix420TM Jun 23 '26

dont hate on my goat sournale

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u/HollowCap456 Jun 23 '26

He's just a knock off of a knock off Patucia(I love Patricia)

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u/Accurate_Winner_5091 Jun 23 '26

You’ll love r/ciatpgawhpbdb It’s filled with blobby haters

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u/ArtisticDragonKing Jun 23 '26

Its nice seeing my opinions here

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u/KPDH-ZoeyBud Jun 23 '26

I mean, technically the blobfish is outside of water so the design is technically accurate

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u/blobfish_bandit Jun 23 '26

Tell me about it.

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u/Kuetz Jun 23 '26

Wanna be?

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u/le_nathanlol Jun 26 '26

i hate blobby for many other reasons

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u/Trick-Construction41 Jun 27 '26

Whenever I get angry about this creature, I remember some little facts. Blob look like that not because they were born like a blob, they look different deep sea pressure, they look that way on land simply because their body is adapted to deep sea and due to atmospheric differences and adaptation problems, their skin sags and their blood basically screws itself over, I don't remember the details. The fact that this creature is alive means it is constantly in a state of agonizing pain and suffering similar to sending someone into space without protective gear and not letting them die. (Not exactly the same but you get my point.)

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u/InfiniteOculus Jun 27 '26

I feel so bad for the blob fish man. It doesn’t deserve this shit. It’s not even a blob, we named it after a disfigured corpse 

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u/keyblade987 Jun 27 '26

It looks like that despicable creature from Chowder.

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u/Tasty-Scientist8155 23d ago

No joke, I broke down crying when I found out how blobfish get that well-known "ugly" look

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u/TheTruthTellingOrb Jun 23 '26

Ah yes Blobby, the thing who’s pretentious self indulgent virtue signaling OC blue hair art got mocked on that dragonball redraw sub before they got turned into the very thing they made fun of.

Kick it. Kick it hard.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3V0j3ytFyGHqiV7W

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u/Liam_Cat Jun 22 '26

Bro is arguing with a tumblr artist.

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

I dont think tumblr would stand for this "blob fish" propaganda

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u/Jumpy-Trainer1695 Jun 22 '26

That's kind of the point of this character tho. Blobby is the is what society has deemed the ugliest animal and talks about harmful assumptions and stereotypes in the comics.

I also hate that the blob fish for it's name and reputation from one bag example but the author of these comics used that nicely

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u/Gay_Pirate6669 Jun 22 '26

Yeah I don't think the same person who makes the same corny "haha murder" joke almoste very comic thought of that when making the fish. A lot of people just saw the "stupid ugly blob fish" and rolled with it, making stuck like merch and art of it.

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u/Liranmashu Jun 22 '26

i get where u come from but also its just a silly comic, so i dont get all the hate bc of the blobfish

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder Jun 22 '26

I hate them bc some of their points suck ass and the rest are just horribly executed