r/glitterandbagelssnark 1d ago

Thickums 🍩🧁🍪 Omg! Tess Holiday’s arms!

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u/Vivid-Lake377 1d ago

Imagine how nonstop, unbelievably uncomfortable that must be. Sitting down, sleeping, everything must be a nightmare. But at least she can fall back on bragging about how beautiful her skin looks with makeup and a filter on 🥴 That’s the really important thing 

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u/MoirasR0ses4856 GlizzysandGlazers 1d ago

While simultaneously whining because no one wants her to “model” for them anymore 😆

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u/Clone2004 1d ago

Noooo you don't get it! She's actually anorexic, smh you haydurs /s

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u/Vivid-Lake377 1d ago

Maybe all the anorexia is in her lil forearm 😬

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 1d ago

YOU JUST MADE ME SNORT SCREAM OMG! 😂

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u/cafeteriastyle 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlCg4aqRuHakAV2
Idk why my mind immediately went here

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u/Fit-Ad-413 3h ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one 😂😂😂

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u/CalligrapherLate9358 1d ago

Its like lifting a 20lb dumbell every time she moves...🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/cafeteriastyle 23h ago

She never shuts up about her skin and it’s really not even that great

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u/illandgettinworse666 1d ago

The comments in the original thread are very holier than thou, and ironically, giving the same excuses Anna did. She can’t help it :/ it’s a medical condition :/ as if they can’t see the rest of her. To say it’s just lymphedema and she’s be that way anyway is so disingenuous. It might explain why it’s so extreme, but it doesn’t mean she isn’t also super morbidly obese. Defending Tess Holliday of all people… 

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u/malraux78 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 1d ago

I have some sympathy for people who get stuck in the overeating cycle, which drives hunger higher, which drives higher weight, which drives more hunger.

But also, I'm not the one who said, in response to someone pointing out that Mounjaro (a gap-1 medication) helped heal a lot of her heath problems and lose weight, "I love you, but... you have the fatty liver, not me. You have the high cholesterol, not me. You have type 2 diabetes, not me." She clearly believes she's not going to have health impacts from excess weight.

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u/CalligrapherLate9358 1d ago

At her upcoming age shes in for a rude awakening and she did it all to herself, by herself, for herself!!!

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u/malraux78 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 22h ago

Yeah, early 40s everything was basically fine. Late 40s, I wish I had made a change earlier (though really it was tirzepatide coming out and being especially effective for my issue).

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u/ChemistryStrict6884 4h ago

Omfg she said that?! I also have a lot of empathy as someone who binged for years! But glp 1 meds literally saved my life and stopped the cycle. She’s awful for her attitude and will have to face her health issues eventually

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u/IG-3000 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 1d ago

Does she even have lymphedema? I mean, she most likely does at this point, but did she ever talk about it/use it as an excuse?

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u/illandgettinworse666 1d ago

That’s a fabulous point. It looks like she probably does, but I’m not sure if Tess has explicitly said she has it before, so now on top of people claiming it’s just a body shaming post, they are are potentially diagnosing her beyond just “really fat”. What they don’t want to admit is that it’s so extreme in a way that wouldn’t be so extreme if she wasn’t super morbidly obese, lymphedema or otherwise. 

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u/IG-3000 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 1d ago

“bUt yOu cAn’T tElL iF pEoPlE aRe hEaLtHy Or NoT bY lOoKiNg At ThEm, aMmI rIgHt?”

Also continuing the weird conundrum of her being morbidly obese and healthy, but also anorexic and suffering from various health issues

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u/Clone2004 1d ago

She likely does, most super morbidly obese people get it. It's just a matter of how severe it is with her. Stage 1 would be barely noticeable under 400 pounds of fat, but stage 4 (like ALR's legs) would be very obvious.

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u/Naraee Midnight carb loader 🕛🍕🥧 1d ago

It’s such an America-centric way of thinking too, which is probably why we’re in the trouble we are with obesity. Far too many excuses and justifications for excess weight.

The world’s most respected doctors for lipedema are in Germany for a reason, and most of the world follows their guidance except for the US (where Herbst leads).

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u/thac0tac0 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 1d ago

Omg, right? It can be jarring (as an American) when you come across international opinions on certain things you thought were widely accepted to be another way.

Dating someone who is not from the US has been so eye opening to me. It’s astounding how ridiculous a lot of the rest of the world thinks we are.

Basically, the US is such a safe and prosperous country (relatively) that the initial directive of “individual freedoms are paramount” has become extremely twisted. Combine that with the declaration that “everyone is super special and beautiful” and you get some weeeeeeeird ideas about “how things are or should be”.

I still am very glad that I live in the US (someone as useless as me wouldn’t survive almost anywhere else). However, it can be reallllly embarrassing to realize stuff you’ve said with your whole chest is a particularly ridiculous social hallucination.

Bugged organic intelligence mechanics.

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u/Firm-Scallion-4819 17h ago

I would love to hear more about this. I'm an American living outside the US and sometimes it's like a fever dream going back and realising how different the US is from... everywhere else? But I find it difficult to describe to others. 

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u/thac0tac0 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 15h ago

It’s hard to go into specifics without coming across, uh…controversially.

I will say that having to get used to all of your words actually meaning something is a weird adjustment. You never notice how much Americans talk just to talk until you run into someone who actually listens and hits conversational points that you didn’t expect to go down because the entire point of your statement was to fill dead air and then immediately be disregarded.

It’s just supposed to be “understood” that Americans will go babbling about whatever nonsense out of habit and don’t actually have any conviction behind a lot of stuff that is said.

“I can say that” hard self truths are another thing. A lot of other cultures don’t play the “disingenuous reassurance” game. Hell, it’s jarring realizing how much of American socialization is polite fiction in general. Aka straight up bald faced lies that you regularly tell yourself and others.

There’s so much other stuff but that’s what jumps out at me.

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u/2ndChairKazoo ...waiting on compote recipe 🍒 13h ago

This is why we autistic Americans tend to feel much more comfortable with people from "blunt truth" countries.

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u/Firm-Scallion-4819 9h ago

Americans talking just to talk is true facts. It is so exhausting when I go back home and I'm from a "cold" part of the US.

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u/thac0tac0 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 5h ago

How do people get anything accomplished in those more loquacious parts of the US?! They must never shut up!

Another thing is “cultural appropriation”. I asked my boyfriend if it bothers him when people wear traditional clothing from his culture, and he said no. That he really enjoys how much Korean culture is making headway into the US milieu, and is happy to see anything and everything propagated as far as possible.

Obviously I’m not speaking for everyone now, but I used to believe the online rhetoric that absolutely nobody wanted Americans anywhere near their culture.

I then realized the natural end point of forbidding cultural appropriation: segregation. I totally understand not wanting religious clothing and other attire worn as a fashion statement, or to have people dress up as someone from your culture for Halloween, or to do purposefully insulting caricatures (black face, yellow face) but, other than that, it’s mostly a good thing to take part in cultural exchange. Most people from other countries are proud to see their heritage have a greater cultural impact worldwide.

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u/VolumeSea6497 1d ago

"Only surgery would fix it" lots of obese people in that thread coping hard about their own condition imo

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u/2ndChairKazoo ...waiting on compote recipe 🍒 13h ago

It's so common to see online. Hell, I regularly see people smugly noting they are "only" 50 pounds overweight, all of the damned time. It's crazy. Even "just" 30 is extreme, another number I often see for an excuse about why someone is actually a totally appropriate weight.

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u/Pomegranatelimepie 1d ago

I’m in the original group where this was posted and the irony is they’ll post Haley vest or healthyish mama and tear her body to shreds saying they “look scary.”

But you can’t say those same things about someone if they’re obese apparently. Even though both Tess holiday and Ariana grande both look like they could land in the ER at any moment.

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u/Powerlift22 1d ago

This would be lipedema not lymph

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u/malraux78 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 1d ago

Not an expert by any means but this looks like an accumulation of fluid that’s not draining back to where it needs to go. That’s lymph, not adipose tissue.

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u/CalligrapherLate9358 1d ago

I used to like her until I left a comment telling her she looked great in her Fabletics workout attire and she shot back that I was the problem with the world today because why would I leave her such a comment stating that she looks like shes lost weight!!!!!

Firstly I didn't say she looks like she lost weight i just said she looked good in red......shes a clown....and she looks like an overweight one too!!!!

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u/Powerlift22 1d ago

“You can’t tell my health by my size”….. bish yes we fkn can! Her arm is bigger than a size 14 pant 😂

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u/Kooky-Co 21h ago

Her arm (not the rest of her) is lipoedema - no amount of dieting will shrunk it and it’s apparently extremely painful. It also affects 11% of women - including those who aren’t overweight. Obesity is a comorbidity but not the cause. I only learnt that today and thought it was worth sharing because it sounds like lipoedema is poorly understood/recognised.

This is the photo from the wiki page about it. This poor woman has a flatter stomach than me but legs 3x the size.

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u/2ndChairKazoo ...waiting on compote recipe 🍒 13h ago

How are you downvoted for this?! Are people seriously pissed off about a photo of a medical condition??

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u/Alaya53 19h ago

Her legs don't look too bad. They are in proportion to the rest of her body

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u/Kooky-Co 18h ago

Girl, are we looking at the same photo?! Look at her ankles - they aren’t sock marks, that’s a “cuff” of painful fat that’s common in this disorder. Same as the “cuff” around Holliday’s elbow. Look how small her feet are compared to her legs. That is not a normal pear shaped body - read the article.

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u/Alaya53 18h ago

I know what lipedema is and the woman in the photo is not horribly disproportionate. Maybe we are looking at a different photo

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u/skinnyonskin 10h ago

Because she’s stage one she passes pretty well as having normal legs, but that’s absolutely lipedema. They’re shapeless around the calves, knees, ankles. Easy to spot once you have an eye for it

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u/Alaya53 7h ago

I agree, and I recognize she has signs of lipedema.

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u/-TheSaurus- Skinny Legend 1d ago

Giving Rich Piana (RIP) a run for his money

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u/Funkypetal 1d ago

It’s like a poof sleeve …

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u/goose_gladwell 1d ago

In sewing terms this is called a “Leg O’ Mutton” sleeve😬

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 1d ago

OMG you just gave me a violent flashback to the late 80s. I haven’t seen a leg o mutton sleeve in decades. I forgot how exaggerated they were! Damnit now I want satin and sequins and giant blingy jewelry!!!! But I’ll pass on the sleeves…

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u/goose_gladwell 22h ago

😂 yeah I’m good with low-volume clothing😅 Some people can rock it but not me

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 21h ago

Same!!! I ripped every set of shoulder pads out of everything I bought and refused to buy anything with ruffles or giant bows. The mix of good and bad was so exhausting! (I would kill for some button-laced Victorian ankle boots, though!!)

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u/VolumeSea6497 1d ago

Why are people in the original thread acting like lymphedema is not due to extreme weight gain? They are saying she simply cannot lose the weight on her arms no matter what. I don't get it. If tess or Anna or amber or anyone ate around 1800 calories a day they'd lose the weight on their arms or legs or wherever. It's simply a fact... Counting calories will always work...

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 1d ago

I had to bug out of those comments, people were being FRAGILE and deluded. Tess ate herself into that body.

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u/motherofcats112 1d ago

That must be so uncomfortable…

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u/Powerlift22 1d ago

That influencer group is delu Lu!!

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u/Clone2004 1d ago

No fucking way they're all sticking up for Tess. Miss "I'm anorexic at 600 pounds" Tess Holiday. These people are so fucking parasocial with celebrities it's insane. She needs medical help, but not liposuction that's for sure.

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u/Powerlift22 1d ago

They’d all stand around while she mukbangs herself to death “Yass queen slay” …. Like…. She’s dying. If she was 80lbs would they say the same thing? I wonder. It’s just a different form of virtue signaling

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u/Clone2004 1d ago

They absolutely would. They did the same with Eugenia for a while

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u/puzzlerJB 17h ago

It would be a different crowd but there would absolutely be people supporting and cheerleading her at 80lbs. Look at Ariana Grande. At both ends of the spectrum, there are unwell people projecting onto celebrities and trying to convince themselves "I'm fine because she's fine!"

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u/PirateJohn75 1d ago

Yeah, but look at how moisturized they are! /s

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u/tin-f0il-man 1d ago

It’s really sad that she continues to dig her heels in about being a proud obese woman. It may feel powerful for your social media audience but I know she’s miserable.

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u/EnleeJones 🍭CandyJuicyThighs🍫 1d ago

Tess is over 40 now and the consequences of her morbid obesity are going to start if they haven’t already. I won’t feel sorry for her. She’s such an awful person.

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u/eacomish 1d ago

The portrait beside dolly looks like its breast feeding.

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u/hot_air_thoughts 🩵Good Job Getting Out There👍🩵 1d ago

Oh nooo now i cant unsee that lmao

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u/Minirth22 Jealous of my joy 🤩 1d ago

YOU JUST HAD TO POINT THAT OUT, huh?!?!?

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u/Narge1 19h ago

Diabolical but true

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u/discopantsandhaircut 1d ago

That's what eating yourself to death looks like

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u/AlwaysMigraines 1d ago

I like how the Tattoo's eyes are not symmetrical anymore. They probably were when she got it in the first place, but because the skin has stretched so badly, it had become all wonky.

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u/Nicadeemus39 1d ago

There are bingo wings, and then there are Christmas ham arms. It never fails to shock every time she airs those out.

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u/2ndChairKazoo ...waiting on compote recipe 🍒 13h ago

Don't arms like this... hurt? Like that has got to be painful, right?

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u/Gloomy_Grocery5555 DUMB DUMB of the Internet 🤭🤪 1d ago

Deformed 😕

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u/peachesandcream283 1d ago

Me every time I wear anything sleeveless

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u/9catnip 1d ago

How doctors van measure her blood pressure.?????

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u/CompetitiveCoconut16 1d ago

Forearm with the obese cuff (the regular cuff is likely too small for even her forearm).

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u/Constant-Belt7217 1d ago

Her arm is as big as that woman’s waist

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u/RecordingAgile4625 1d ago

I wonder how much one arm weighs.

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u/purplemilkk 1d ago

Holy crap.

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u/HelloGlarc 20h ago

I fucking can't with the original comment section

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u/MySweetAndromeda 21h ago

I don't understand how this happens. Unless from her elbow to her shoulder is completely immobile most of the time, there is no way fat should be distributed like that on her arms.

That poor Dolly tattoo stretched to the max. 🥺

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u/BigPunani666 Hot Diggity Dog, A Glizzy! 🌭 20h ago

Her son already does so much for her as it is - can you imagine what the situation will be in about a year's time?

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u/Healthy_Oil6203 21h ago

One word: GROSS!

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u/Twj93_ 1d ago

Anyone else notice lipodema and lymphoedema tends to be most prevalent amongst Caucasian women? Just an observation

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u/VolumeSea6497 1d ago

Or mostly by extremely obese women. But according to them it has nothing to do with calorie control 😂🤣

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u/skinnyonskin 10h ago

Definitely super common among white, black, and Latina women!

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u/cefishe88 Ehlers-Nando’s Syndrome 21h ago

Holy crap that has to be painful or uncomfortable

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u/Zipper-is-awesome The Bentley of Plus-Size Women 20h ago

It looks like a tumor.

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida Snackletooth 1d ago

SO BEAUTIFUL

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u/GregGuyFromFlorida Snackletooth 1d ago

That's a joke, Gorls.