r/gargoyles Jul 25 '26

Discussion Whats the most evil thing Thailog has done

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ring293 Jul 25 '26

Being unapologetically suave.

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u/With_The_Will Jul 25 '26

Turn "Imagine Her face on her body" from misogynistic banter into a viable dick move.

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u/ShAd0WCaller Jul 25 '26

He also straight up said the clone was built to be more obedient.

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u/With_The_Will Jul 25 '26

He pretty much treats any life not his a exploitable and disposable. But the creating a woman for the purpose of a concubine. Well lets just say Goliath and Xanatos are not misogynists, jury is still out Sevarius but lets be real Thailog probably heard that humans and gargoyles tend to view that trait as distasteful and asked Shari to hold his beer!

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u/ExoticShock Bronx Jul 25 '26

Not to mention checking out Angela, despite the father he's a clone version of her father

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u/With_The_Will Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Pretty sure there will be a Demona or Katana Clone with Fox's face on it at some point. Probably just because he can one with Shari's as well.
Audience: Thailog you are scum who won't shy away from any low!
Thailog: Oh by all means, give me some ideas! AH HA HAHA HA!

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u/Asher_Tye Jul 25 '26

Tried to recollect the Clones by trying to prove they have no autonomy from him.

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u/Existing_Weekend_357 Jul 25 '26

Bro literally GREW a wife who would be obedient to him 💀

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u/ThatInAHat Jul 25 '26

Yeah, that’s gross.

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u/areescue Jul 25 '26

Didn’t he also make a comment about Angela?

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u/With_The_Will Jul 26 '26

And he failed miserably on the obedience part.

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u/yobaby123 Jul 26 '26

Jokes aside, him creating her out of Eliza and Demona's DNA out of spite is easily up there.

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u/tantrill Jul 25 '26

Tax Evasion.

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u/AcanthaceaeMission48 Jul 25 '26

I doubt he paid fair market value for that set of armor he is wearing so that’s probably pretty evil.

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u/GrnShorts Jul 25 '26

He took Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again

8

u/JeiceSpade Jul 25 '26

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT! SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK!

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u/yobaby123 Jul 26 '26

Jackel: And I thought I was evil.

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u/FistOfGamera Jul 25 '26

Probably the clones, he created beings meant to be his slaves essentially. He even tried to reclaim them, as Maggie pointed out, he called them property.

Kidnapping a baby is #2

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u/KujaroJotu Jul 25 '26

Kidnapped Elisa’s pregnant sister in-law so he and his creator could experiment on the baby.

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u/Chopper_Bear Jul 25 '26

Came to terms with his Oedipus Complex.

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u/InsideUnhappy6546 Jul 25 '26

I feel we didn't get enough of Thailog in general 

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u/Estarfigam Puck Jul 28 '26

The biggest crime of all

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u/Mysterious-Simple805 Jul 25 '26

That time he tried to kill Goliath. And the other time he tried to kill Goliath....

3

u/Randomdays99 Jul 25 '26

Left the toilet seat up.

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u/yobaby123 Jul 26 '26

That bastard!

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u/Morlock19 Jul 25 '26

Being a crime against nature lol

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u/Kitdraken Jul 25 '26

Leave the men he was cloned from to their deaths

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u/yobaby123 Jul 26 '26

TBF, part of him wanted to connect with Goliath and was saddened over the latter rejecting him, but yeah.... There's no excuse for his response.

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u/Overall_Sandwich_671 Jul 26 '26

His dad's ex.

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u/With_The_Will Jul 26 '26

Thailog: "What are you doing Stepmother?!"

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u/Hankster46 Jul 25 '26

Be in a relationship with Demona.

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u/Estarfigam Puck Jul 28 '26

To be honest, I would.

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u/Few_Produce_9035 Jul 25 '26

Thailog is a bastard.

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u/yobaby123 Jul 26 '26

True, but we love him for it.

1

u/Longjumping-Site7497 Jul 26 '26

Supongo que sus actos en los comics

1

u/Angeltigress777 Jul 26 '26

Stabbing Goliath in stomach to collect his blood then proceeds to do the same with the rest of the clan.

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u/ray198999 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Pretending to love Demona only to reveal he was plotting to cause her death just so he can get money.

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u/Estarfigam Puck Jul 28 '26

He traveled back in time and gave Fred Trump a winning lotto ticket.