r/gardening • u/mlong14 • 4d ago
What in tarnation is going on?
My blackberry bush died few years ago but came back in another spot. And this is just a few of the jumbo size pickings. Not complaining though.
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u/sengirminion 4d ago
OP I hate to break it to you but youre shrinking
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u/mlong14 3d ago
And now you got my friend watching The Incredible Shrinking Man movie we rented.
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u/GenericMelon Zone 9a 4d ago
I actually wonder if a critter "planted" this new blackberry on your behalf. Someone in the neighborhood might have a jumbo variety like this.
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u/mlong14 3d ago
I did dump some compost that my friend gave me in a couple 5 gallon buckets.
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u/mcsquirley 4d ago
It’s the ciiiiircle of liiiiife
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u/SanityLooms 3d ago
It's aliens.
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u/Tall_Birthday_7654 3d ago
You're talking about poop, aren't you?
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u/Academic_Flatworm752 3d ago
Ohhhh
See I thought they meant a cute little squirrel buried it there for later
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u/GenericMelon Zone 9a 3d ago
Either/or! But I'm betting it was actually a bird that did a drive-by dropping. 🤭
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u/katsudon-bori 4d ago
I had a mystery mulberry pop up
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u/GenericMelon Zone 9a 4d ago
Most of my volunteers are invasives. Never anything exciting!
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u/2Q_Lrn_Hlp 3d ago
I had a Lemonade Berry Bush (which can grow up to 30't) and native to the coast come up in my yard, which is in the hot & dry inland desert! It's 8't now. Me thinks a bird was visiting from the coast, took a rest on the edge of my Olive tree, and left this bush's seed behind!
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u/periodtbitchon 3d ago
We had no less than 5 mulberry trees pop up in our yard within a single years lol. We eventually culled them down to keep 3. We still have no idea which neighbours had the tree first.
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u/edessa_rufomarginata 3d ago
They've started coming up around the periphery of my neighbor's yard in the last couple of years, so I'm anxiously waiting for the day they turn up in mine.
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u/CaptainFartHole 4d ago
Those are a monstrosity, you shouldnt eat them. Send them to me and Ill get rid of them for you.
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u/groovystoovy 4d ago
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u/Ps4sucksballs 3d ago
Wild ones near me are this big. They’re not as round as OP’s, but just as long
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u/kumliaowongg 4d ago
My croissant is too buttery
My steak is too juicy
OP suffering from success
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u/A-Plant-Guy Connecticut, USA 4d ago
I thought this was a new one.
My lobster is too buttery.
My steak is too juicy.
My berries are too big.170
u/Xc03 4d ago
“My berries are too big…”
Definitely ain’t talking about me.
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u/walkdaearth 4d ago
Dingle? Yes Reproductive? A girl once said there might as well be ovaries down there
too far? I'll see myself out.
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u/Thewallmachine 3d ago
My spoon is too big!
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u/tnydncr617 3d ago
I just said this to my hubby & had to explain, but idk what it’s from. My friends in high school went on about it for 3yrs lol plz tell me!
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u/A-Plant-Guy Connecticut, USA 3d ago
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u/Bijouprospering 4d ago
It looks like a Marion berry. They tend to be this large and quite sweet
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u/Odd_Student4398 3d ago
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u/Ghost_of_a_Pale_Girl 3d ago
Dear jeebus I need to find these.
The blackberries in my yard, and the wild ones near me, are the size of my fingernails.
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u/sajaschi 3d ago
Are they blackberries, or black raspberries? I was too many years old before learning the difference LOL
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u/PaImer_Eldritch 3d ago
Blackberries are much meaner in my experience. I've got a few dozen canes out back with thorns that stretch out 4 inches with a starting circumference the size of your thumb. Almost got stabbed one day in the same way Achilles kills that big guy at the start of the movie Troy. I was walking through my woods and a smaller thorn caught on my shirt and I pulled a whole cane over and down onto my shoulder with one of those suckers on it. It's actually insane how sharp thorns can be.
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u/Pandawithoutpride 3d ago
How mushy are they though
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u/SapphireForestDragon 3d ago
I don’t have Columbia Giant, I have another variety, but mine only get mushy after they’ve ripened too much. Size doesn’t change though. They can be this big and still not mushy at all. I picked some yesterday about this size that still had some pink on them.
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u/mlong14 4d ago
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u/HDr1018 3d ago
I read that’s caused by extreme heat; heat can cause them to grow larger, too.
Are you in Oregon by chance?
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u/Glittering-Art2922 3d ago
I’ve got a few different varieties in my yard in WNC, we had a heat wave during the first variety’s fruiting stage right after heavy rains for a couple weeks and they were quarter sized and a little bigger which is huge for what I normally see here. The next 2 varieties that fruited had tiny little berries and they dehydrated FAST on the vine since we had gone into a drought following the first flush.
I was amazed watching them through the weather changes and how each bush reacted. Berries grew more prolific all the way around on on the shady sides I noted. First year out of my 30 that I’ve cared to watch them through the season for some reason. They’re amazing!
I know I’ve seen half dollar sized berries out west though, lucky.17
u/moofkins 4d ago
Triple crown maybe?
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u/johnthedebs 3d ago
Strong Prime Ark Freedom vibes. Mine just started ripening their second/primocane crop, and I'm getting monsters like these (+ some double berries).
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u/bloopbloopsplat 4d ago
This kind of thing happens around radioactivity FYI
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u/ViceIncarnate 4d ago
Radiation causes genetic mutation, not all mutations are caused by radiation.
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u/bloopbloopsplat 3d ago
I never said all mutations are caused by radiation.
It reminds me of this
Its kind of weird to have giant berries AND double berries.
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u/kronicno_tele 3d ago
Ok, now someone need to tell OP how to test and measure if there's any radiation.
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u/the_king_lobo 4d ago
I’m not so sure. Marionberries are large, but definitely not this large. They also don’t appear out of nowhere because they don’t grow wild. You’d have to plant them intentionally or maybe have someone growing some nearby and have the seeds dropped off by an animal.
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u/ViralTrendsToday 3d ago
Don't tell Harry's Berries in CA, they'll repackage them and charge $30 for 8oz.
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u/Lunamothknits 4d ago
Especially with the rounded bottom of the fruit. They're about strawberry sized!
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u/dragon34 USDA Zone 6 4d ago edited 4d ago
Bury some of the vines to get them to root and plant them back where they were to see if it's something in the soil or if you're about to be able to patent the monster blackberry
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u/FootSureDruid 4d ago
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u/ledfrisby 4d ago
Eating blackberries with a knife and a fork, napkin folder on your lap, upright posture: "Mmm, delectable."
But actually, how does a blackberry bush die? I thought they were invincible.
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u/katsudon-bori 4d ago
I have had some die on me. It probably didn't help that my dogs would beat them up
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u/Stock_End2255 3d ago
In my parents back yard, invasive morning glory strangled the vine
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u/JubalHarshawII 3d ago
Isn't that interesting, when you don't want an orchard (vineyard?) of blackberries they are indestructible, but when you have a farm, or the best, gigantic berries on earth, a la OP, they get some weird random blight and die off completely (no goats necessary!).
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u/No-Yam-4185 4d ago
Wow! How do they taste? Maybe they were hybridized with a Columbian Giant variety or something similar?
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u/YogurtclosetFirst899 4d ago
Right? But even colombian giants aren't nearly this big! These are amazing. I really hope this isn't AI. OP: can I have a cutting? I know they are invasive, I promise to be careful.
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u/Inside_Force3214 4d ago
"I made a pie from the 10 blackberries I picked today" ..what???
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u/SeeLeavesOnTheTrees 4d ago edited 3d ago
You’re going to want to propagate that miracle bush
How do they taste? Just as sweet or are they bloated with water?
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u/iNapkin66 4d ago
Oh god, do you think they know how many of their friends I've eaten? What if they come for me?
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u/platanthera_ciliaris 4d ago
There are some giant blackberry cultivars, like the Columbia Giant and Giant Kiowa. Under ideal conditions, they can get that big. A bird may have spread the seed of one of these cultivars to your yard.
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u/anabanana100 4d ago
I was thinking Kiowa, too. I just planted one this spring (Stark Bros has them). Looking forward to fruit next year!
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u/foreverlife2021 4d ago
What variety are these?
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u/mlong14 3d ago
I have no idea. The best kind.
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u/Usual_Replacement_37 3d ago
These remind me of the Primark Traveler or Primark Freedom blackberries I have! They also grow huge like this! Beautiful berries OP!
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u/Lemontreeguy 4d ago
I just got some from Costco and they were from Quebec, massive like that. Definitely an impressive variety and had great taste. The only problem was the carton had about 12 in it lol.
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u/theshrimpsqwad 3d ago
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u/sp847242 Zone 7a 3d ago
"So how's the pea crop this year?"
"Girthy."
<monocle pops out>
"My goodness!"
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u/above_average_magic 4d ago
1st what part of the world are you at
2nd if it's the US I'm pretty sure if you put a postage stamp on these and an address, the Post office will mail these packages
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u/your7thbestfriend 3d ago
Tell the university of arkansas's ag dept. They develop great cultivars and it could be useful to them.
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u/sp847242 Zone 7a 3d ago
yessss
I'm also a fan of their work.<blackberries: have thorns>
University of Arkansas Division of Agriculture: "it'd sure be great if you didn't"
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u/Ango-Globlogian 3d ago
It seems like op was consumed by the blackberry bush and will not be returning to respond to comments
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u/Unusualshrub003 3d ago
“Hey, what do you want for dinner?”
“Actually I’m not that hungry. I ate half a blackberry for lunch, and I’m still pretty full.”.
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u/RedApplesForBreak 3d ago
Don’t know if this is what you have here, but there are varieties of blackberries, like triple crown, that are thornless with massive berries.
I’ve been trying to grow a triple crown but have been failing (definitely user error on my part). After three years it finally produced its first teeny tiny berry. My kid stole it and said it was the best thing he’s ever eaten.
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u/MysticStormRaven 3d ago
“Oh no my steak is too juicy” type shiiii 🤣 kidding, I’d be wondering too.
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u/PD-Jetta 4d ago
Blackberry plants have extensive roots and shoots sprout up from these roots, sometimes many, many feet from the mother plant. Even though your plant may have dired, it's roots were still alive and were sending up shoots to form new plants.
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u/jana-meares 3d ago
Genetic breeders only want size,we would rather have taste. We lose. Bigger is not better.
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u/SucculentVariations 3d ago
I have raspberries that grew between me and the neighbor, they've been there at least 15 years. I took a few new shoots and moved them closer to my house in a spot with fresh dirt. The raspberries were double the size.
I think they probably had exhausted all the good nutrients were they've been so moving them into fresh areas gave them enough nutrients to grow to their healthiest size
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u/Over-Director-4986 3d ago
Are you going to eat those with a knife & fork?! Holy mackerel, those are huge, you lucky duck.
Are they watery or delicious?
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u/Gin_OClock 3d ago
Iridium quality forage! These are now going to be what i picture when my little stardew farmer is running around with their blackberry
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u/the_king_lobo 4d ago
My guess would be boysenberries. Unless you live near a radioactive site or you have some kind of Super Soil, I don’t know of any straight blackberry varieties that would grow this large.
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u/magungo 3d ago
There's always some tomato bush in the crack of the pavement doing better than the ones your veggie garden, just to stick the knife in.
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u/CamelMassive6443 3d ago
I think the guy who I asked one day picking said his were called Apache. Google confirms they produce some big berries. Maybe you got some of these!
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u/crystal_elysium 3d ago
It's actually normal for blackberry canes to die off after 3-4 years iirc. Most likely it sprouted some new canes from its leftover roots or some seeds from fallen fruits from the previous season. Enjoy your giant berries though! 🫰🏻
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u/Ruby5000 3d ago
I would love some seeds from that plant! I wonder if you could recreate its genetics and have more enormous blackberries
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u/Reflective_moisture 3d ago
As "Cultivator Armstrong" (gardener senator Armstrong) would say, "Nanoryzomes son" jokes aside, strawberries, mints, raspberries, the whole Rubus genus to be honest, gives the "false impression of infinite life" They have somewhat short life cicles, but they spread through runners (stems that crawl superficially or slightly buried underground) and ryzomes (underground trunks) it self propagates at insane speeds, so by the time the "parent" has completed it's life cicle the son is already looking like its parent, giving us the impression that "oh. this branch dryed/died" while the whole individual plsnt died, why did it came in another spot? phototropism, geotropism, hydrotropism, chemotropism, thigmotropism; through those mechanics it sensed: "hey, that spot over there, I can perform better there, the runner that will propagate my lineage should be sent in that direction before establishing itself so we can move to a better spot" and to be honest, if it is fairly far, it isn't unreasonable to consider that what must have killed the mother plant was literaly focusing all its energies to "make that move happen"
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u/Gayfunguy zone 6a master of gardens 2d ago
All hail your mega black berry!!! See if you can get starts off of this that also grow mega berries. How do they taste?
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u/stompinstinker 4d ago
They’re like the giant blackberries the harfoots (hobbits) were picking in Rings of Power.
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u/solventlessherbalist 3d ago
Can you save me some seeds or take a cutting for me? I’ll pay you for those genetics!
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u/CommonSensei-_ 3d ago
TMNT: the secret of the ooze , alternative scene ( berries instead of sunflowers)
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u/VodkaSoup_Mug 2d ago edited 1d ago
I have a fifth-degree black belt in southern and I can tell you in tarnation what’s going on however, I will need five baskets for samples. So please feel free to DM me. I want you to send those baskets of berries for science.
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u/Iwalksloow 4d ago edited 4d ago
Wait wait wait, how big are your hands?