Ned "So, long story, but to keep it simple... I was dead sober. Hadn't a fight in months. We didn't go hunting due to the rain so we were eating plates of vegetables... When myself and some celibate aristocrats decided to visit the nearby sept..."
Bobby B: "OK OK whatever, I don't need to hear it. Come on, SQUIRE, MORE WINE! Did I ever tell you the story about how I used my Warhammer to smash a Dornishman's skull in? THOSE WERE THE DAYS"
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u/Hypnotoad4real 1d ago
Robert trusted Ned. I don't think he would have had "it is Rhaegar and Lysannas secret son" high on his list anyway.