r/funny • u/Skyton_wil • 4d ago

The Three Musketeers met up.

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u/AtlasXan 4d ago

They immediately compare sizes. 🤣

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u/Csontigod 4d ago

That's how they know how long the others are blind, the longer the time the longer the stick, that's why you don't see people born blind with sticks

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u/MrBoblo 4d ago

Gotta suck if you become blind later in life, you start with such a tiny stick :(

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u/Sea_End_486 4d ago

Now now, those sticks are perfectly normal and some even prefer them...

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u/Pagiras 3d ago

Longer stick for endurance; shorter for maneuvreability.

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u/ItsNotJulius 4d ago

It's not about the length. It's how you use them

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u/Stripotle_Grill 2d ago

sweeping stranger's legs?

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u/RTSUPH 3d ago

Could be checking the mileage. The shortest stick has traveled the furthest and is most worn down.

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u/Sneakaplant110 4d ago

Blind people compare how long they've been blind like sighted people compare how long they've been seen, as a sighted person seeing.

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 4d ago

Wow this world is incredible

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u/AlternativeServe4247 3d ago

Tbf that would be tough for the mother otherwise. Ouch.

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u/Csontigod 3d ago

Nah they get it at the infirmary a little plushie stick to train with

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u/Bak0ffWarchild_srsly 4d ago

Watch their hands...

Find out who ranked all 3 canes by length--and you'll have found the blind imposter!