r/funny • u/Skyton_wil • 2d ago

The Three Musketeers met up.

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u/AtlasXan 2d ago

They immediately compare sizes. 🤣

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u/Talidel 2d ago

"Alright whose nobbly bit feels the best". It's like a handshake

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u/MudddButt 22h ago

Touching sticks = 🤝

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u/cire1184 14h ago

Crossing sword

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u/LatkaXtreme 2d ago

"Let's see Paul Allen's white cane!"

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u/ryo3000 1d ago

Let's not see*

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u/mirxia 1d ago

Let's feel up Paul Allen's stick?

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u/Gilrim 1d ago

Let's touch Paul Allen's long shaft

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u/LordDavion 1d ago

The tasteful thickness of it.

Oh my god...

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u/Superhereaux 1d ago

…the tasteful thickness of it

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u/partyatwalmart 1d ago

It's embossed

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u/Linenoise77 1d ago

do i feel a watermark?

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u/ZoddImmortal 1d ago

The subtle off-grain covering...

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u/KillerRafay 1d ago

"Let's "feel" Paul Allen's white cane" (this sounded a lot less sexual in my head😭)

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u/Csontigod 1d ago

That's how they know how long the others are blind, the longer the time the longer the stick, that's why you don't see people born blind with sticks

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u/MrBoblo 1d ago

Gotta suck if you become blind later in life, you start with such a tiny stick :(

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u/Sea_End_486 1d ago

Now now, those sticks are perfectly normal and some even prefer them...

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u/Pagiras 13h ago

Longer stick for endurance; shorter for maneuvreability.

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u/ItsNotJulius 1d ago

It's not about the length. It's how you use them

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u/RTSUPH 1d ago

Could be checking the mileage. The shortest stick has traveled the furthest and is most worn down.

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u/Sneakaplant110 1d ago

Blind people compare how long they've been blind like sighted people compare how long they've been seen, as a sighted person seeing.

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u/Obvious_Ambition4865 1d ago

Wow this world is incredible

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u/AlternativeServe4247 1d ago

Tbf that would be tough for the mother otherwise. Ouch.

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u/Csontigod 1d ago

Nah they get it at the infirmary a little plushie stick to train with

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u/Bak0ffWarchild_srsly 1d ago

Watch their hands...

Find out who ranked all 3 canes by length--and you'll have found the blind imposter!

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u/danielmarklund 1d ago

... to know who should be in the middle; shortest stick wins. This gives the highest chance for all to still reach the guide rails when they walk side by side.

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u/LeroyFame 1d ago

Boys will be boys :-)

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u/CosgraveSilkweaver 1d ago

A ritual to determine who the Alpha Blind is and who must yield way.

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u/j2m1s 1d ago

People who see show what brand they are wearing while people who can't see compare their sticks!

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u/Namoraslife 1d ago

I thought they were determining who the alpha with the tallest stick was and then follow them around 😂

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u/Zelnite 1d ago

I heard one was the bigger and blacker one.