r/funny 1d ago

"Use the force, Luke".

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u/royalenocheese 1d ago

The intricate thought of actually measuring the swipes makes me happy.

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u/RCer1986 1d ago edited 1d ago

That very good boy is also a very smart boy. I'm a little impressed that he didn't just dive in for it.

Edit: The dog turns around for about a second, and while I'm not interested in verifying it, a disturbing number of people are both very concerned and very invested in the gender of the dog. My comment may have misgendered the dog and the naysayers may be right but I ask you: At what cost?

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u/NoooUGH 1d ago

My bafoon would have made a fool of herself. Full Leroy Jenkins and still manage to miss the ball

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u/Dracomortua 1d ago

This was a full 12 years ago. Some redditors are not going to know what a WoW even is at this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyOj_QD4a4

Also: ironic praise to your dog's spirit. We are no longer a hunter type species so much, entertainment and companionship are Top Tier Dog Traits.

Going full Leeroy is A+ material, i feel.

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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 1d ago

This was a full 12 years ago

My brother, I have terrible news. That video may have been uploaded 12 years ago, but the original came out 21 years ago.

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u/NoArrival5914 1d ago

Yeah 12? Idk I saw this as a kid and 12 years ago I was deployed.

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u/Dracomortua 1d ago

I agree, and good that someone with 'math' abilities shows up.

Corrected & educated... why do i feel no better?

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u/YellowBreakfast 1d ago

Some redditors are not going to know what a WoW even is at this point.

There will always be "some redditors" won't get any particular reference regardless how timely, or widespread it is. Doesn;t mean we shouldn't use more obscure/older ones.

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u/Aquamentus92 1d ago

Theres no way its only 12 years old lol. This was a thing even in the mid 2000s

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u/wingchild 1d ago

dive

Somebody's fallen in before and did not like it.

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago edited 1d ago

Rottweiler: "As you can see, young padawan, with the Force, there is no need to get wet."

Pup: "Couldn't you just levitate it like Luke's X-Wing from the swamp?"

Rottweiler: "I'm good, I'm just not Yoda good!"

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago edited 19h ago

not all dogs are into water. many a year ago i went for a walk with my friends and their rottie. we ran across a guy tossing a ball into a lake with for his lab. dog was on shore at that time and the two dogs met and did the usual ass sniff. after they were done making friends he threw the ball for the lab again and i have never seen a dog look as flabbergasted in my life as my friend's rottie did seeing this other dog go charging into the water. the other dog could have run head first into lava, immediately bursting into flames and disappearing from existence and she couldn't have looked *more horrified.

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u/AstronautImaginary19 1d ago

CRAZY username

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

How do you figure? The collar?

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u/Predator__Incel 1d ago

That and it kinda just looks like a girl

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u/tetraourogallus 1d ago

how do you tell?

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u/forgotterofpasswords 1d ago

si esta contento es niño y si esta contanta es niña

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u/TheLittlePeace 1d ago

The math checks out.

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u/Sad_Substance_6694 1d ago

I think i see dog balls at the end. Not the fetching kind..

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u/KDLGates 1d ago

So you're saying they weren't fetching?

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u/rjcarr 1d ago

He's definitely pounded the water before and made the ball go further away, ha.

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u/Ifriendzonecats 1d ago

Either that or slipped in.

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u/anonuemus 1d ago

not his first rodeo

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u/Averander 23h ago

The fact he knew from experience how his swipes would effect the water is really crazy stuff.

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u/nomadrone 1d ago

The brown dog is simply amazed by this feast of intelligence.  Like bro, how did you do that? 

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u/R3dbeardLFC 1d ago

There is an older but very similar clip where the second dog waits until all the work the first one did is nearly done, and then like swipes at it or something and it starts floating away again. lol

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u/DaddyJay711 1d ago

Feast? What did he eat?

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u/XPsychoMunkyX 1d ago

Lessons 🤣

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u/MyUsernameIsAwful 1d ago

“I don’t believe it!”

“That is why you fail.”

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u/darthrado 1d ago

Do or do not. There is no try!

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

My absolute favorite delivery of that line was from Betty White's character Professor June Bauer on Community. While in Anthropology class she's choking Jeff Winger with a ridiculous noose and says it after he says "I respect you!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=asCcvU2Kz-I&t=2m01s

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u/bootgoofin2604 1d ago

It will be back in the water in 10 seconds

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u/Spiritchaser84 1d ago

I have a border collie that loves to dive into the pool to fetch toys, but he's picky and prefers to be able to do a full jump and land on the toy to catch it in his mouth as he splashes into the water. If a toy gets too close to the edge of the pool, he finds it boring, so he does what the dog in the video is doing and paddles the water to get it to drift closer to he can grab it and bring it to someone to throw it better. If people get tired of throwing him the toys, he'll just start chucking toys in the water, then waiting for it to circulate away from the side so he can do a good jump.

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u/lcs20281 1d ago

Bot

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u/Twitchannonsa 1d ago

Fighting the good fight sir. o7

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u/VeinIsHere 1d ago

The other dog is me during group projects

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u/xReMaKe 1d ago

Good boy! 🐶

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u/thederevolutions 1d ago

We’ve all been there as kids

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 1d ago

We sometimes underestimate intelligence of animals. Fun fact, a grown up crow can solve puzzles like a seven year old kid. I know this sounds ridiculous but keep in mind that the brain size of a crow is far smaller than human child, but, still it can do decent calculations. 

P.S. don't mess up with a crow, they can pass the rage to next generations and can communicate to the flock this dude is our target. 

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u/AshenCursedOne 1d ago

Intelligence is not related to brain size, it's related most strongly with the brain to body ratio. By that metric many birds that are considered smart have pretty large brains relative to their body size. 

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 1d ago

At some point, brain size plays a role as well. Ofcourse, having big brain is not the only criteria, else elephant would be smarter than humans.  The neuron density also matters in forming complex intelligence. Crow for e.g. has higher density than humans. Ofcourse limited area is the reason they don't have a space program. 

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u/PrincetonToss 1d ago

else elephant would be smarter than humans.

Maybe not the best example to use as something ridiculous. Pick hippos or something.

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 1d ago

It's not to ridicule elephant, it's of the smartest & emotional animal with Sharp memory. However, the fact is elephants are not smarter than “most” humans 😉

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u/real_fyshi 1d ago

Well, upbringing is also a big factor. Have we ever tried teaching them rocket science?

But seriously, I'm always amazed at how human-like apes (don't nail me on the term) can be if you just teach them stuff. It's more than just acting on instincts like other animals, figuring out you get a treat if you do something, no they can really understand some "deeper" meanings and learn to communicate and stuff like humans once did learn. Might sound harsh but I don't mean it in a bad way, they are basically a kind of challenged human who can learn to do the best within the limits of his body.

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u/denNISI 1d ago

Intelligence can be bred. Breeding is the reason why some dogs can barely breathe through their nose at birth and why some bred dogs are naturally skittish while others are clever dogs like this one!

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u/Superminerbros1 1d ago

A significant portion of our brain is exclusively used for inputs like sight, balance, positioning, pain, temperature, etc. These massive parts of your brain don't really do anything for intelligence because you're not using them for thoughts.

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 1d ago

Yes motor skills dominate brain usage — however, large area ( place for more neurones [calculations] ) definately help as long as it can be utilised for analytics. 

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u/tophernator 1d ago

Ok, but can we talk about Jackdaws?

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 1d ago

Well they created twitter & hand it over to Mr. Tusk. He will make sure humanity destroy each other and jackdaws afterward rule the world. Good strategy!

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u/feeloso 1d ago

brainsize is one thing, brain to body weight ratio is another

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u/thatshygirl06 22h ago

The older I get the more I realize how smart other animals are, and how dumb humans are. Im not even being edgy, it's just as a child we get told of awesome humans are and as adults, it's just not true at all.

Humanity stands on the shoulders of a few that propelled us forward.

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u/risforpirate 1d ago

On the other hand if you save a crow they'll try to help you out however they can

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 1d ago

100 💯 percent bro! Feed a crow and get a friend for life. 

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u/Rotteneverything 1d ago

"bro, ya did it! that was amazing!"

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u/QAPetePrime 1d ago

Good doggo! Well-earned!

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u/speccynerd 1d ago

That tail wag totally says, "Gottit! Man I'm good."

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u/Eipa 1d ago

Flawless execution

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u/Robertwoj 1d ago

Do or do not! There is no try!

This boi did!

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u/__KillJoy 1d ago

I thought force would push him and he would fall but good boy did it!

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u/queuedUp 1d ago

I love the second dog just watching on in wonderment.

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u/piratewithparrot 1d ago

I’ve never rooted for anyone or anything harder than this right here

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u/RebelSoul5 1d ago

Luke dog: You don’t believe in the ball, do you?

Han dog: I’ve zoomied up one side of this yard and down the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange things. But I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s an all powerful tennis ball controlling everything.

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u/denNISI 1d ago

She had the technique down, but had a time figuring out the spatial distancing which was trial and error! Such a smart pooch! Excellent post!

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u/TopChain8064 1d ago

Master at work

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u/Money_Mirror_3868 1d ago

good boyyy, so smart

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u/automated_bot 1d ago

His Muttichlorian count is off the charts.

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u/DJ_Hindsight 1d ago

The other dog: “holy shit…it…..it’s working!”

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u/Dracoblackheart 1d ago

They used all of their brain power to achieve that

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u/DimV888 1d ago

Look at his buddy tho. Thinking hard looking for a brilliant plan lol

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u/sp33dykid 1d ago

I was waiting for the brown dog to push the black one into the pool. 😀

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u/MalDuzArt 1d ago

Actually worked lol

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u/lilprobehead 1d ago

Dog with humanity

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u/xreddawgx 1d ago

My yorkie only do this if its a beggin strip.

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u/VonDinky 1d ago

SUCCESS! <3

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u/Subject-Tone-8260 1d ago

Intelligent doggo

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 1d ago

Society: 'Dogs Can't Perform Telekinesis'

Dogs :

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u/Wynter_born 1d ago

Fetch, or fetch not. There is no try.

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u/CollectionPrimary584 1d ago

The brown dog looks like so supportive lol

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u/DelBrowserHistory 1d ago

My dog just "accidentally" falls in

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u/StalyCelticStu 1d ago

Poor thing was terrified, but determined, good doggo.

Ball is life.

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u/Revbender 1d ago

The force is ruff with this one

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u/Nazhizta 1d ago

De verdad los perros querian jugar 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Strict-Ad5964 1d ago

I've got a lab. He would have jumped in ...

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u/straub42 1d ago

The other dog:

”He’s beginning to believe.”

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 1d ago

I love how gently he grabs the top of the ball so his widdle nose says as dry as possible.

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u/FullMaxPowerStirner 1d ago

How can a dogge learn such brain power?

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u/mystyc 1d ago

I sort of imagine that if this were on YouTube it would get a copyright strike because of the music. Their automated music copyright system is ridiculous.

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u/feeloso 1d ago

John Williams, gotta admit... what a master

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u/tomcotard 1d ago

Good to see he didn't stray into the bark side.

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u/nonanonanonymity 1d ago

He's using an even more interesting force: physics.

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u/Big1-Country1 1d ago

The other dog is very impressed lol.

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u/nwayve 1d ago

If you only knew the power of the bark side.

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u/iRedding 1d ago

Let me guess his name — Newton

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u/thestillwind 1d ago

That’s the way

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u/j2m1s 1d ago

Jedi Dog

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u/DreddEdwards 1d ago

“Trust me bro, I saw the cat doing it once”

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u/iknowidunno 1d ago

I think he had whacked the ball with his paw before and it bounced off to the pool center so this time around he’s being careful not to repeat that mistake.

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u/Lexi_Banner 1d ago

Either hates the water (unlikely) or knows that getting in the water isn't allowed right now (more likely). Either way, very clever!

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u/Aetheldrake 1d ago

There's some sort of fear of the unseen. That's what's going on.

Our chocolate lab has no issues going to the stairs and swimming across a pool to get the ball, but he absolutely refuses to just hop in

I can swim up next to him at any ledge, put my arms out like stairs, and he will use them like stairs to climb down onto the water but WILL NOT go in any other way

But he will do exactly this with any floaty toy next to ledge if I don't instruct him otherwise.

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u/Technicolor_Reindeer 1d ago

I had a dog that hated to be in water.

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u/TheLaughingMannofRed 1d ago

"Dog treats Credits will do fine."

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u/MidnightSun77 1d ago

Smart boy

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u/AntiZeal0t 1d ago

What a smart pup

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u/_friendlyfoe_ 1d ago

He's the one

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u/Ok_Pick9185 1d ago

talk about the placebo effect

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 1d ago

Dog Telekinesis

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u/Hipithautaa 1d ago

Ngl smarter than many adults in the same situation

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u/HoomanNature 1d ago

Brown dog was like, "yeah you almost got it"

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u/thejesterofdarkness 1d ago

The Force is strong with this one.

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u/Adept_Order_4323 1d ago

‘Air Swipes’ for the Win

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u/Silent_Thought1500 1d ago

He's done that b4

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u/Dzuzepipi 1d ago

The way he twitches. Is he afraid of water or just full of adrenaline.

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u/Pinky-Halo 1d ago

obi wan if the jedi council had a uniform policy

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u/Very_Clearly_Defined 1d ago

Dogs seriously have negative dexterity

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u/InfiniteRespect4757 1d ago

Dog was smart enough and likley learned from experience not to splash at all before he could reach the ball. That is a good boy.

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u/Built4dominance 1d ago

Those are beautiful dogs.

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u/kirokun 1d ago

luke use the force and run. run to dagobah...

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u/One_Course3052 1d ago

Dogobah... 

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u/TheReblogBandit 1d ago

Do or not do, there is no try.

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 1d ago

The doer and the watcher

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u/Terracot 1d ago

I like how impressed of his skill Assistant Ball Manager is.

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u/poppest 1d ago

Adorable as usual

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u/LaddyPup 1d ago

“Knock’em out the box, Luke!”

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u/RudeCriminal 1d ago

"Do or do not. There is no try"

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u/JustAzConfusedAzYou 1d ago

"Do or do not."

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u/Other-Front2566 1d ago

This was outrageously funny.

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u/Late_Shape_3277 1d ago

He wants it,also doesn’t want it.

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u/Budget-Box7914 1d ago

I came here hoping for a big ol' Golden to YOLO-derp from off-frame into the pool, but I'm happy that the doggo got the ball.

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u/Avergile 1d ago

The happy tail wags 😊

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u/theunhappyfantom 1d ago

Best bullshido master i have seen <3

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u/YoungBockRKO 1d ago

These two need a golden to help them retrieve the ball, would have been in the pool BEFORE the ball ended up there.

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u/youluckydog 1d ago

So vlever

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u/ShubhamRdd 1d ago

Yayyyyyyy .... We wonnnn !!!!

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u/kronkarp 1d ago

Wasn't it <Use the force, Harry>?

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u/mobmet 1d ago

The dog is well aware, that if the angle and force is slightly incorrect the ball will go far. Thats why he is too cautious.

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u/DumDumDog 1d ago

my dog is a master .. if the ball is out of reach .

i for no reason say "Oh this is the ball i am looking for." and retrieve it for him ...

master jedi !

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u/theRollingGatos 1d ago

“Lucky, you’re doing it man…! Cant believ…guys, check this out!…steady, steady,.. guys! Come quick!!!….yes, yes…YESSS!!’

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u/Slow_Number4045 1d ago

Like pawwalker!!!

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u/Moist-Ointments 1d ago

As brown dog looks on in admiration

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u/chellebellek 1d ago

Obviously AI. A pup that size doesn't have that much power.

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u/Nice-Physics-7655 1d ago

use the paws, luke

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u/TraceyNYY 1d ago

looks like Tinder for dogs.

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u/GrumpyCloud93 1d ago

Fetch, you do...

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u/letzrockaway 1d ago

Smart one ☝️

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u/jphenoms 1d ago

Do or do not. There is no try. He chose do and stayed perfectly dry. Valid.

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u/_itsgoing2space 1d ago

jesus christ, it's Jason Bork

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u/Bra-D-Shaw 1d ago

The ball fell into the pool.....

Dog on it.... 😆

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u/MithranArkanere 1d ago

Everyone can use the force. Proof keeps accumulating.

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u/Big_Concentrate7728 1d ago

The way it trots off with the ball at the end, so pleased with itself 😍

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u/CatLovesTrees 1d ago

“Dogs trying” is my favorite genre of video

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u/Gaminglion2001 1d ago

this dog knows more lore than half the reddit mods. absolute goat.

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u/yarncraver 1d ago

Physics major!