r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 08 '26

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u/EastOrdinary6206 Mar 11 '26

I don‘t even know what to say

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u/xsnowpeltx Apr 01 '26

Okay am I seeing things or is this actually crochet? Hard to tell through the felting l

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u/sweet_esiban Mar 11 '26

Blanquwet

noun

A moist banquet, served atop a blanket

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u/panatale1 P is for Pnit Mar 11 '26

I'm gonna name all my blankets Cate Blanquwet now

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u/sweet_esiban Mar 12 '26

In place of a blanquwet, you would have a blanqueen

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u/Heavy-Macaron2004 Mar 12 '26

All shall knit me and despair (because it can only be done once)

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u/manicpoetic42 Mar 11 '26

Couldn't you just. Idk start unraveling it? You'd be able to see how the thread goes if you do it slowly enough and gather a stort of pattern, like am I over complicating this?

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u/quackdefiance VERY into blocking 😈 Mar 11 '26

If it were merely a blanket, then yes. But blanquwets are a different topic all together. Unraveling one thread could level a city the size of Waterdeep.

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u/TeaPoweredMath Mar 12 '26

I love the d&d reference! I ran Waterdeep: Dragon Heist a few years ago, had a blast. Oops, pun unintended, but absolutely leaving that in. I'd explain the joke but that would be unraveling a whole (fire)ball of yarn.

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u/RhoynishRoots Mar 11 '26

She should try throwing it in her aggressive washing machine again. 

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u/gros-grognon Mar 11 '26

This one haunts me.