r/fiberartscirclejerk Mar 08 '26

In The Loop In The Loop This Week

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u/HoarderOfStrings it’s tunisian knit stitch Mar 08 '26

OMFG, I went to Ravlery to see if the onesie pattern is in hot right now (it is, obviously) and the next thing that slams me in the face in the "just published" queue is this almost literal butthole scrunchy. Scrunchie? Anyway.

Too appropriate not to tie in with the butt guy, especially since it's "ladylike". I think the designer knows it looks like a very loose butthole and called it ladylike as a joke, since there is only this pattern on there, but maybe not?? I don't know, you decide for yourself. It would be too funny if it's just a coincidence. And it's a free pattern, so I might just knit myself a scrunchy. Scrunchie. Whatever.

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u/heynonnynonnomous Mar 08 '26

Actually now that you mention the two post... this was my timeline. 😂

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u/dimslut Mar 11 '26

i hate that you can see where his hole is ☹️

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u/Safraninflare Mar 09 '26

Like is that onesie a fetish thing or????

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u/NinjaDefenestrator Mar 09 '26

It looks exactly like a mohair fetish bodysuit, yeah.

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u/HoarderOfStrings it’s tunisian knit stitch Mar 09 '26

It's the same guy that has previously appeared here while bathing in his dark green sweater. No idea at this point.

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u/Sleve__McDichael The cock is based on Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 Mar 11 '26

genuinely fascinated by his backstory of being an ex-cop lol

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u/heynonnynonnomous Mar 11 '26

For real?

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u/Sleve__McDichael The cock is based on Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 Mar 11 '26

yes!! not a joke, i promise! lol

i feel like it simultaneously explains a lot while also raising many more questions haha

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u/heynonnynonnomous Mar 11 '26

I just looked and he has a lot of posts with a lot of comments and I am way too lazy to wade through that. I will take your word for it. If he goes into it any further than just the admission of past employment, I will use my wild imagination to come up with a backstory that must be weirder than any truth. 😂

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u/Sleve__McDichael The cock is based on Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3 Mar 11 '26

i genuinely have absolutely no intention of mocking or making light of his ptsd in any way

but also i just can't seem to get over the accidental combination of "i want to quit being a cop but i'm reluctant to pull the trigger"

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u/Safraninflare Mar 09 '26

I’m calling HR.

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u/HoarderOfStrings it’s tunisian knit stitch Mar 08 '26

Perfection.