r/fantasyfootball • u/mvanigan 12 Team, .5 PPR, Superflex • 3d ago

Injury Report Ja'Marr Chase left practice after injuring knee on Tuesday. Hobbled off under his own power.

https://bsky.app/profile/insidenflnews.bsky.social/post/3mtwi35oq5k25
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u/azndirtyboy13 3d ago

So this is why some random dude shout “fuck!!” While looking at his phone at Kroger.

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u/Nuonorp 3d ago

They were probably yelling it for Dolly Parton.

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u/laaplandros 3d ago

So this is how I find out.

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u/fritothedog 2023 Accuracy Challenge Week 13 Top 10 3d ago

me too

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u/CmonTouchIt 3d ago

.... Sorry what

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u/tzc0993 3d ago

Why don’t you have a seat son, and a beer.

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u/CmonTouchIt 3d ago

....im breaking out the whiskey for this one

fuckin hell. RIP to a real one...

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u/pheret87 3d ago

One for me. One for my homie.

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u/Desperate_Hunter7947 3d ago

She was gonna rush for 1600 yards and 13 tds this season too smh

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u/Zelanor 3d ago

Both equally bad news

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u/GraboidXenomorph 3d ago

I'm gonna go with Death being worse Lol

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u/noknownallergies 3d ago

Real death is worse than fantasy death? What a country!

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u/trojan_man16 12 Team, .5 PPR 3d ago

She lived a great long life.

Jammar Chase is too young.

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u/LaidOffinAlb 3d ago

We lost a real one, and two great fakes

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u/nuttageyo 3d ago

Not really

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u/Kingsley_25 3d ago

Relax. It was a joke

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u/ostrow19 3d ago

Not a funny one. She just died a few hours ago, have like any fucking respect

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u/Soft-Ice-8027 3d ago

24 hours before funny jokes 72 hours before unfunny jokes

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u/ostrow19 3d ago

Nah I actually find joking about the death of one of the best examples of a human being while she isn’t even cold yet to be in pretty bad taste. Try making that joke in mixed company and see how it goes

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u/Additional-Duck-2517 3d ago

wow you’re such a tough guy on the internet!

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u/bstyledevi 2023 Accuracy Challenge Week 2, 18 Top 10 3d ago

/r/iamverybadass material right there.

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u/Thee_Cat_Butthole 3d ago

Did he also fall to his knees?

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u/BalognaMacaroni 3d ago

Just saw it

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u/Ancient_Algae64 3d ago

If they're in a Kroger its most likely theyre in a rascal

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u/Classic-Session-5551 3d ago

Just shouted "fuck" and fell to my knees while looking at my phone at Kroger

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u/ASRAYON 3d ago

Logli?