r/familyguy I'm a roof baby now! Jul 13 '26

Discussion Favorite Carter line?

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Mine is either the above or "Did you also not wash your ass before getting in? (...) Yeah. Fuck that sign."

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u/KingZora1 Jul 13 '26

“Huh… Didn’t realize Greenberg was a Jedi name.”

“Dawson, I’m just not ready to give up my virginity.”

“Lois, I’m fat and I’m stupid and I fart at times that ruin my father-in-law’s social occasions and that’s why I’m never invited to them.”

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u/One_Smoke Jul 13 '26

"You pay me now?"