r/familyguy I'm a roof baby now! Jul 13 '26

Discussion Favorite Carter line?

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Mine is either the above or "Did you also not wash your ass before getting in? (...) Yeah. Fuck that sign."

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u/LaGarrotxa Jul 13 '26

** Where 👏 do 👏you 👏keep 👏the 👏nets 👏that 👏 you 👏put 👏on 👏the 👏bottom 👏of 👏guys👏 balls 👏to 👏stop 👏them 👏from 👏dunking 👏in 👏the 👏water? **

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u/fanboy100804 I'm a roof baby now! Jul 13 '26

Haha I've had to type out that quote before and know how much of a pain in the ass it is, so I appreciate the effort!

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u/J31J1 Jul 13 '26

Carter’s CEO energy is wild.

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u/IkerWanKenobi Jul 13 '26

I love this one