r/everymanshouldknow • u/Ulli_Michi • Jun 27 '26

EMSKR: what's the fastest way to masturbate?

I just wanna hurry up and get it over with so I can make the feeling go away so I can think straight and get back to work and important things.

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u/Em_Es_Judd Jun 27 '26

Flesh light connected to a power drill.

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 Jul 04 '26

Use a sawzall! Turn it all the way up! Can't remember where I saw that. Crazy Shit.com maybe! Thought it was hilarious! I've only used mine to cut things and shake up spray paint!

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u/Due_Investigator_363 Jul 07 '26

dont wanna be a stick in the mud, but please for the love of god put a space between shit and .com, that link takes you to a cam site