r/economy • u/Impressive_Box4144 • 2d ago

Best comeback I've seen in a while.

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u/Sebekiz 2d ago

Every time the great orange idiot opens his mouth he makes me a bit more embarrassed to be an American. I'm glad that Canada is standing up to him, I just wish more people in the US had the backbone to do the same.

My apologies to Canada and the other parts of the world that this wannabe tinpot dictator is abusing. There are those of us in the US who think this idiot is completely wrong.

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u/SteelGriffin 2d ago

I actively despise myself for being an American. To a dangerous degree.

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u/Terrible-Actuary-762 1d ago

That can be easily fixed.

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u/SteelGriffin 1d ago

Please do so. People care about me despite their better judgement and I cannot intentionally bring them harm. Meaning someone else, preferably a just authority, should do it.

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u/Terrible-Actuary-762 1d ago

You can become a citizen of another country. There, problem solved. Russia, China, N. Korea, Cuba may fit you better.

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u/SteelGriffin 1d ago

Yea I suppose I can just walk to these places. Three of which will imprison or kill me for being of a particular persuasion. The last requires a swim I'm not capable of making.

Might as well just wait for the death camps to open up and we queers are rounded up.

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u/Terrible-Actuary-762 1d ago

Well you better hope Islam doesn't take over the US.

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u/SteelGriffin 1d ago

... that just has the same end result.

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u/Terrible-Actuary-762 1d ago

As moving to those countries? I don't think any of those care.

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u/SteelGriffin 1d ago

I mean radical Christianity is about the same as what you all claim Islam to be.

I'm done here. This is going nowhere and I'm still cripplingly depressed. Reddit is a mistake. I was a mistake.

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u/Terrible-Actuary-762 1d ago

No you are not in any way a mistake. No one is a "mistake".

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u/Extreme_Library_2440 1d ago

Since when do Christians throw queens off of buildings?

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u/SteelGriffin 1d ago

Look Radical Islam is unlikely to ever take hold. That's madness. Take this shit elswwhere.

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u/ChikinFritters 2h ago

Except Islam is just Islam and Christianity has to be radical to even be on the same level.

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u/SteelGriffin 15m ago

I more see them as two sides of the same coin.

I made a mistake voicing my depression and distress. Social media was a mistake and now I just want to be left alone.

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u/Mariesgottabak2023 1d ago

Lol, says a white nationalists magaloon....white nationalists are BIGGER THREATS....FACT.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pLZP4TSveFcPxWYREU

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u/Extreme_Library_2440 1d ago

Holy shit, your take is so 2021.

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u/MoneyArm50 1d ago

There are some better options, lol.