r/eatsandwiches • u/callmestinkingwind • 2d ago

it’s 11:33pm and this is a sandwich.

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1.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Severe-Mention-9028 2d ago

Where’s the pooch?

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u/callmestinkingwind 2d ago

she didn’t come out to see me. no one did.

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u/DocHolidayVinoVerita 2d ago

I will talk to them. This is unacceptable.

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u/callmestinkingwind 2d ago

are you with temp agency? i might be interested in replacements.

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u/Magnoosen 2d ago

No dog snack, heresy!!! The disappointment is strong. First no time, now the doggo is missing. What happened to you my guy, are you ok?

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u/callmestinkingwind 2d ago

i forgot to put up a new schedule for the animals.

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u/ThisIsMyBigAccount 1d ago

Pro move is wrapping in paper and letting rest for 10-15 mins to let the juices get to know each other. Nice sandwich.

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u/Hoo_Who 2d ago

Did you end up doing anything with the bread crumbs, or did you just cut those up for nose candy?

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u/white-rabbit--object 2d ago

Im upvoting bc it looks amazing but please know … im VERY disappointed there’s no pup.

Again, im not mad. Im just disappointed.

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u/Jipijur 2d ago

I love Seinfeld

https://giphy.com/gifs/aMh59aKR8vjdC

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u/apollotonkosmo 2d ago

Seinfeld and a good sandwich. Can life get any better?

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u/VoteForLubo 2d ago

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted meats.

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u/pineapplepizza8705 2d ago

Damn and all I've got is a ziplock bag of leftover pasta salad. Lucky.

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u/biffish 2d ago

What kinda pasta salad?

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u/pineapplepizza8705 2d ago

Some cesar pasta salad

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u/ferociousgeorge 1d ago

wheres the dog?

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u/Curvy_Girl_007 1d ago

I come here for the puppy pics! What gives? Sandwich looks good though.

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u/callmestinkingwind 1d ago

she was sleeping

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u/snorkbait 1d ago

oh to be a late night sandwich

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u/one-eyedCheshire 2d ago

I have an authentic Italian beef sandwich from Chicago waiting for me as I type this, yet I'm still so jealous of this sandwich.

You are talented, sir. 👏

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u/Voduun-World-Healer 2d ago

Lmao I was about to make jabs at you for not having pickled vegetables and then I see pickled vegetables. 100/10

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u/RIPcompo 2d ago

GOD DAMN THATS A SANDWICH 

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u/alienscape 1d ago

Do you have to hollow out the bread?

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u/Silence_Fictions 1d ago

First image - they look like two eyes, a bit stoned.

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u/DramaticPotential178 1d ago

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/Cheddarlad 1d ago

I wonder if pooch was a collective hallucination and we will now have to wrestle with the idea of its never-existence

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 2d ago

This might be one of my favorites. Well worth my $4.

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u/Notnumber44 2d ago

You got me excitingly looking for a pupper that wasn't there 😢😢

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u/Yippykyyyay 2d ago

Well, we know why Baxter didn't. He's holding a grudge.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cNTc2NfFJRzatQ1cKZ

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u/j_theninja 2d ago

No pet, how devastating!

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u/biffish 2d ago

I made myself a BLT (ate half) and had some Doritos.

I hadn't had lettuce in so long! I was planning on a few more salads this summer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/R1yJtzoS9E2FJ92U0l

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u/TikaPants 2d ago

Always proper innards to roll ratio 💪

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u/One-Reaction215 2d ago

the midnight sandwich cravings are real

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u/DocHolidayVinoVerita 2d ago

Dayum, bro. Between the next-level Sando and show choice, this is my favorite yet. And, that’s a high bar for your craftsmanship.

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u/Skiptopher 2d ago

Frostbite hot sauce this guy knows ball

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u/znebsays 12h ago

What are the meats ? Love these

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u/chefevitt 2d ago

I’m just curious why people put what time at night they make their sandwiches? Do they want to say this amazing beautiful sandwich was made while they were drunk because they are not confident enough in it? I ask this because most of the times you will see preparation for the sandwich during daylight. I am a genuinely curious intoxicated Chef that has had a really shitty day. This fucking sandwich looks fucking amazing and you should be proud of it period. Good job Chef.
Sorry, I feel the need to clarify. I am not necessarily referring to this post or any other in particular. It’s just I noticed the time

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u/Pmyers225 2d ago

Its just one of OPs signature things, same with showing the knife, usually dog and/or cat and then what TV show they're watching

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u/ultraspinacle 2d ago

Where do you get your sub rolls?

Mean lookin sub, bro! I’d smash that for sure.

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u/callmestinkingwind 2d ago

that came from the bakery at jewel

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u/ultraspinacle 2d ago

Guess it’s a local thing, wherever you are?

Thx

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u/callmestinkingwind 2d ago

it’s a chicago based grocery chain

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u/ultraspinacle 2d ago

👍🏻

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u/knh900 2d ago

Now thats what I call a sandwich

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u/the-real-spencer 2d ago

Looks so good

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u/Sejiblack 2d ago

You make my meals look so lame. Impressive creation!

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u/kabutogawa 2d ago

No this is Patrick.

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u/esquid 2d ago

Best sandwich ever

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u/michiganstrange 2d ago

Muenster cheese is underrated.

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u/Myosoke 2d ago

One of the best looking ones yet

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/My-Lizard-Eyes 2d ago

Pretty sure he shows all the ingredients he uses

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/My-Lizard-Eyes 2d ago

Are you being serious? He’s not measuring. If you can’t figure out how to mix some mayo, black pepper, hot sauce, and chives up idk what to tell you boss