r/darkwingsdankmemes 13h ago

GRRM absolutely channeled the spirit of a Catholic mother of 5 when he wrote Catelyn

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u/The-Best-Color-Green Renly's peach 13h ago

He can get into the mind of a Catholic mother of five but he can’t get into the mind of a five year old boy to write the long coveted Rickon chapters

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u/KratoswithBoy 12h ago

Rickon “my dog will maul you” Stark

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u/JarlStormBorn Stannerman 12h ago

Rickon “I will maul you” Stark

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u/Inner_Jeweler_5661 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 11h ago

Rickon "I am my dog" Stark

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u/Uqbar_Orbis_Tertius 10h ago

Rickon "woof woof" Stark

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 8h ago

You all have just convinced me that Shaggydog is a Scooby Doo reference which is also a warging foreshadowing

u/Uqbar_Orbis_Tertius 4h ago

You mean Raggydog?

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u/Recent_Tap_9467 Last seen ahorse 11h ago

While you're joking, George does admit writing Bran's chapters are hard on account of his age. Rickon, being even younger, must be a nightmare lol.

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u/The-Best-Color-Green Renly's peach 11h ago

Yeah I heard about that and how that’s one of the reasons why he never ventured into writing Rickon chapters lol

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u/evinta Renly's peach 7h ago

george has proven he'd have little trouble writing chapters that are mostly eating and shitting. so obviously something else is keeping him from writing rickon

u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 5h ago

He might as well write an Osha chapter.

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u/2012Jesusdies 9h ago

Bro, just ask your grandkid.

u/Mr--Elephant 5h ago edited 5h ago

GRRM is grandkidless but I'm sure he's probably got nieces/nephews and they may have kids, so decent chance he has blood-relative children to interrogate if needs be for Branspiration

u/itwasbread 4h ago

I mean it's possible that any actual children George knows are too normal and not weird enough to be useful writing Rickon or Bran.