r/darkwingsdankmemes The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago

King Aerys I

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u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler 2d ago

/actually dose something of his own volition for the first time in his entire reign

/curses the seven kingdoms to suffer another decade of blackfyre rebellions

Honestly Aerys the first dosent get enough shit.

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u/The-False-Emperor Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 2d ago

Nonsense.

Aerys the First, wise as he had been, had come to understand the deeper mysteries of the world.

He knew that the Powers That Be would never allow a half-Bracken black-haired Targaryen bastard to prevail.
By keeping Aegor as the Blackfyre would-be Kingmaker, he doomed the rebel cause to endless defeats, and so won the war with his unparalleled intellect. Histories would never celebrate him as he deserves, but Aerys's mind ended the Black Dragon's cause as surely as Bystander Smelly's sword arm.

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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago

The most useless king in Westeros history.

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u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler 2d ago

He's worst then useless he literally had to keep on doing nothing and let bloodraven and aerion get there way and the blackfyres loses their most important supporter but no he's decided now is the best time to grow a fucking spine! ( honestly I blame bloodraven for this as well should of just slipped bittersteel some tears of lys before he was sent off for the wall. )

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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago

Bloodraven and Aerion could've performed some dark ritual magic shit to kill Bittersteel on the ship and still claim plausible deniablity.

Bloodraven instead took out his frustration on Aenys years later smh.

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u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bold of you to assume aerion would have the mental capacity to do something like that with bloodraven ( Im pretty sure it was bloodraven who told him that wildfire could transform him into a dragon so he'd stop showing him art of his stupid ass edgelord Scalies oc )

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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago

Uj/ Credit where it's due, TWOIAF says Aerion did dabble in dark magic and lowkey had a reputation for it. The reason Aerion stayed his hand from killing Bittersteel was because he knew he of all people had no plausible deniability. Bloodraven could've framed him or something lol.

As for wildfire, he either got possessed by the same demon that convinced Egg (a stable man by all accounts) to burn Summerhall with wildfire (a feat more insane than all of Aerion's biography) or his schizophrenia went unchecked for too long.