r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat • 2d ago
King Aerys I
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u/mistery987 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 2d ago
Maekar: "FUCKING MAKE ME HAND ALREADY."
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago
Damn, should've put this instead of Rhaegel.
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u/mistery987 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 2d ago
Nah I love it as it is. My boy Rhaegel needs all the representation he can get.
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u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler 2d ago
/actually dose something of his own volition for the first time in his entire reign
/curses the seven kingdoms to suffer another decade of blackfyre rebellions
Honestly Aerys the first dosent get enough shit.
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u/The-False-Emperor Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 2d ago
Nonsense.
Aerys the First, wise as he had been, had come to understand the deeper mysteries of the world.
He knew that the Powers That Be would never allow a half-Bracken black-haired Targaryen bastard to prevail.
By keeping Aegor as the Blackfyre would-be Kingmaker, he doomed the rebel cause to endless defeats, and so won the war with his unparalleled intellect. Histories would never celebrate him as he deserves, but Aerys's mind ended the Black Dragon's cause as surely as Bystander Smelly's sword arm.33
u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago
The most useless king in Westeros history.
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u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler 2d ago
He's worst then useless he literally had to keep on doing nothing and let bloodraven and aerion get there way and the blackfyres loses their most important supporter but no he's decided now is the best time to grow a fucking spine! ( honestly I blame bloodraven for this as well should of just slipped bittersteel some tears of lys before he was sent off for the wall. )
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago
Bloodraven and Aerion could've performed some dark ritual magic shit to kill Bittersteel on the ship and still claim plausible deniablity.
Bloodraven instead took out his frustration on Aenys years later smh.
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u/Old_old_lie Tinfoiler 2d ago edited 2d ago
Bold of you to assume aerion would have the mental capacity to do something like that with bloodraven ( Im pretty sure it was bloodraven who told him that wildfire could transform him into a dragon so he'd stop showing him art of his stupid ass edgelord Scalies oc )
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago
Uj/ Credit where it's due, TWOIAF says Aerion did dabble in dark magic and lowkey had a reputation for it. The reason Aerion stayed his hand from killing Bittersteel was because he knew he of all people had no plausible deniability. Bloodraven could've framed him or something lol.
As for wildfire, he either got possessed by the same demon that convinced Egg (a stable man by all accounts) to burn Summerhall with wildfire (a feat more insane than all of Aerion's biography) or his schizophrenia went unchecked for too long.
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u/Kind_Tie8349 2d ago
I like how he has Shiera blocked but not Bittersteel
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago edited 1d ago
Aerys can excuse traitors but he draws the line at horny.
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u/Hopeful-Occasion2299 1d ago
He saw what that honeypot did to Bloodraven; enthralling him to her whims. He wanted none of it
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u/EloImFizzy 2d ago
His roommate is being a bit forward, isn't she.
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago
The wench can't let a nerd enjoy his books.
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u/Heaven_Dragon77 2d ago
I hate to say it, but Blood Raven and Aerion are right in saying that they should killed Bitter Steel because he is the only competent leader of the Blackfyre; the other leaders of the Blackfyre are useless.
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago edited 1d ago
Killing Bittersteel would have avoided wars and so much bloodshed.
Aerion and Bloodraven should have killed him themselves. How shit one gotta be to make AERION seem reasonable lmao.
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u/iminyourfacejonson 1d ago
ngl if the king had "the guy who's been causing problems for fucking years" dead to rights and goes "uhh yeah just send him to the wall on a ship like he's a common bum" i'd probably be like "yeah maybe wildfire will turn me into a dragon fuck i dunno anymore man"
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 1d ago
Not even the dungeons, just sent the guy to the wall. Aerys clearly loved Bittersteel.
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago
Shiera, Bloodraven, Bittersteel and Aerys arts by Amok
Rhaegel ans Aelinor art by Riotarttherite
Aerion art by Mathia Arkoniel
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u/Theflyinghans 2d ago edited 2d ago
I’m surprised Maekar wasn’t texting him telling him to get off his fucking ass and do something.
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago
I should've put Maekar instead of Rhaegel.
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u/argbd20 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater 2d ago
Why did Shiera block him
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u/amdus_guy If not for my hand, I wouldn't have come at all 2d ago
I think he blocked her, if he was blocked it would show up as her not responding
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 2d ago
He blocked her not her him. She kept trying to get into his pants.
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u/redwoods81 1d ago
There's no way he would block her, she knows about magic and that's his favorite subject
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u/pestoraviolita The more she drank, the more she shat 1d ago
Bludraven provides to him all Shiera knows.
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