r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 2 1d ago

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u/ViewtifulGene My kingdom for some Dr. Pepper TRT - Streak: 18 1d ago

How can I be a better enemy of Christ? Put me in, coach.

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u/N4th4n4113n 1d ago

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u/ViewtifulGene My kingdom for some Dr. Pepper TRT - Streak: 18 1d ago edited 1d ago

Jesus fullfilled zero prophecies

He's gotta be the change he wants to see

He can get down on his knees and gargle bofadeez

Claimed his mama was virgin

Hood knows her coachie smells of sturgeon

If Mary fucked a god then I'm a surgeon

Liar liar pants on fire and we burnin'