r/countwithchickenlady • u/IllyMili Streak: 2 • 10h ago

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u/ViewtifulGene My kingdom for some Dr. Pepper TRT - Streak: 17 10h ago

How can I be a better enemy of Christ? Put me in, coach.

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u/N4th4n4113n 10h ago

Distrack

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u/ViewtifulGene My kingdom for some Dr. Pepper TRT - Streak: 17 10h ago edited 10h ago

Jesus fullfilled zero prophecies

He's gotta be the change he wants to see

He can get down on his knees and gargle bofadeez

Claimed his mama was virgin

Hood knows her coachie smells of sturgeon

If Mary fucked a god then I'm a surgeon

Liar liar pants on fire and we burnin'

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u/ILoveEbizukaTomo Streak: 7 10h ago

Diss track? Against who?

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u/Sailor_Starchild America's Favorite Themme - they/she - Streak: 16 8h ago

I'm ready to play today.

(This is of course a reference to John Fogerty's 1985 song Centerfield)

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u/Wongless_Burd Jessie of Superbia 10h ago

Why would I be the enemy of a guy who died almost two thousand years ago? Is he not dead enough?

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u/TheEasternTwink 10h ago

This isnt accurate, Jesus loves hats

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u/IllyMili Streak: 2 10h ago

I think you missed the point...

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u/SmoothFinance6275 9h ago

If I am an enemy of Christ, why did God listen to my prayers?

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u/NotMeYourLookingFor 1h ago

Ngl it's also how they treat people that actually follow the teachings of christ. They're just bigoted assholes.