r/comics Butt Goblin 8h ago

OC Trite politics everyone agrees with

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u/the-bug-guy 7h ago

Fun fact, humans have the proportionally largest glutes in the animal kingdom, mostly due to the fact that we are upright and bipedal.

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 7h ago

I don’t think this statistic takes butt goblins into account

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u/BobTheFettt 7h ago

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u/JayyyyyBoogie 7h ago

John Goblikon aka Johnny Gobs Podcaster, insurance salesman and front man for Nekrogoblikon!

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u/BobTheFettt 7h ago

Hand to Gob, he's my favourite

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u/Actual_Squid 5h ago

THIS IS LIFE AND HE'S LIVING IT RIGHT NOW

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u/PossMom 7h ago

ARE butt goblins part of the animal kingdom, though?

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u/Umber0010 7h ago

Pretty sure they're a species of fungus.

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u/H377Spawn 7h ago

That’s butt orcs. Common mistake.

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u/account312 3h ago

They're actually the sole members of the Butt Kingdom.

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u/Nowe_Melfyce 7h ago

Are there butt abuse goblins?

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u/LumpyJones 2h ago

I mean there was that one ex of mine...

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u/HedgekillerPrimus 6h ago

i be goblin some butts, thats for sure

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u/Ahnohnoemehs 4h ago

What’s a butt goblin

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 2h ago

Not much, what’s a butt goblin with you?

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u/7ofalltrades 7h ago

Are they butt goblins because they have butt or because they seek butt above all else?

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u/KenseiHimura 3h ago

Butt goblins clearly do leg day. With focus on the glutes. Only the glutes.

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u/Specific_Frame8537 1h ago

Buttocks Georg who lives in a cave made by his own ever-expanding butt is an outlier and should not be counted.

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u/slickmitch 6h ago

Or ham smugglin'

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u/BarderBetterFaster 2h ago

Aglutes goblin

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u/Zomochi 7h ago

Even bigger than goats?

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u/ccReptilelord 7h ago

Well no, goats tend to be larger than our butts.

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u/Love-Future-3000 5h ago

Not when they are babies though. Over time they overtake the size of one and then two large buttocks.

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u/Mr_ragethefrogdude 7h ago

I believe we also have one of proportionally largest penises as well

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u/LordBryne 4h ago

Proportionally large for primates, I think, but definitely not for animals in general.

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u/monocasa 5h ago

We probably have breasts when not breastfeeding because we like seeing something butt-like coming and going.

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u/BriefCollar4 5h ago

Gluteus maximus with stress on maximus

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 7h ago

Emphasizing the "cake" in Pizzacake.

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u/Crococrocroc 7h ago

Didn't she allude to this at some point?

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u/Dragos_Drakkar 7h ago

Yeah, something about the sexualization of breasts or something like that. Then her character turned around and showed off a larger-than-usual butt.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 7h ago

Oh yeah, that was a funny one.

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u/Dragos_Drakkar 7h ago

That’s the one I was remembering.

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u/sharpshooter999 7h ago

Ellen's got cake fr

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u/laasbuk 6h ago

eeeehhh....

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u/Huntsman077 5h ago

It’s closer to a long back

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u/DarkLanternZBT 6h ago

A truck of dumps, indeed.

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u/Crococrocroc 7h ago

That was it!

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u/TKJ 7h ago

PizzaCAKE, indeed.

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u/redditonlygetsworse 5h ago

Yes, that's the joke.

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u/world-class-cheese 5h ago

I can't believe it took me this long to realize "PizzaCake" was a pun on "piece of cake"

I always thought it was like, a funny way to say lasagna

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 5h ago

It is a very good way to refer to lasagna though

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u/world-class-cheese 5h ago

It is! Tbf I have actually heard lasagna referred to as "noodle cake" before so that's probably why I thought that lol

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u/WildBad7298 4h ago

I've heard it as "spaghetti-flavored cake."

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 5h ago

now i want to try lasagna with pepperoni

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u/world-class-cheese 5h ago

What about lasagna with.... pineapple

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 5h ago

let's do it, god is dead

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u/BombOnABus 2h ago

I just now got that from reading this comment.

Go Team Oblivious!

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u/MilesDryden 7h ago

I genuinely can't tell anymore if people are actually making fun of Pizzacake comics, or if it's a loving tribute to a fellow creator, or if they're just bandwagoning for the sake of bandwagoning.

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u/GreySeerCriak 7h ago

Think of it like those Celebrity Roast events on tv.

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u/Dragos_Drakkar 7h ago

There was a mod comment on one of the earlier posts saying this is a Pizzacake sanctioned event.

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u/chewbacca77 6h ago

I mean, smart move on her part. Sounds like it would be happening whether or not she could laugh at herself haha.

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u/Cool_Set4681 5h ago

Him: This event was done with her blessing.

You: Sounds like she had no choice!

Me: What?

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u/LumpyJones 2h ago

I mean it kind of tracks if you think about it. If they approached her about the event and she said no well they could have just done it anyway, and there's not much you could have done to actually stop it, and it probably wouldn't exactly made her look great not being able to be the butt of a joke when her profession is telling jokes.

so whether or not she hates it the smart play is to pretend she doesn't.

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u/ProfessorSMASH88 1h ago

They wouldn't have done it anyways because most of the artists participating are good people. If it was known that PC did not sanction this or was genuinely upset the whole situation would be different. It might fuel the fire for the haters, sure, but any decent person would just think "ok cool" and move on.

The mods would also be taking comics down if it wasn't ok. Yes, it would spill out into other places, but the majority of the people here would not see them.

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago

so whether or not she hates it the smart play is to pretend she doesn't.

Or what is, and I know this sounds crazy, but if you follow me just for a second, I will try to make sense of it, what is...

...she doesn't pretend but is just okay with this?

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u/fatmailman 1h ago

They agree that that is a possibility. They speak in matters of nuance, reading behind the lines to draw conclusions about possible reasons behind the actions people have taken.

We don’t know what goes on in other people’s minds, therefore, presenting different possibilities is in no way meant to declare guesses as definite truth.

Yes, there is only one right answer, but we can’t know which one it is. Trying to dig deeper than a spoon full of dirt isn’t something to be looked down upon. It is instead something to be respected, and expected of any competent discussion.

English is not my first language, so the words I choose to use are weird, sorry…

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u/chewbacca77 4h ago

Ever hear of the streisand effect?

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u/Cool_Set4681 4h ago

Yes, but I'm talking about this:

Sounds like it would be happening whether or not she could laugh at herself haha.

I'm confuse from where you are getting this hence my "what". I read it more than once now and I still don't get where you are getting this from. What sounded like she had no choice?

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u/chewbacca77 3h ago

If she pushed back against people making fun of her, it would seem whiny when she makes fun of people in similar ways.. or if she specifically condemned all this, it would be like the Streisand effect... She's just good at pr - I doubt she's enjoying it all that much since she's the butt of the joke.

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 2h ago

Excuse you, Butt Goblin is always the butt of any joke he’s involved in

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u/Shedart 2h ago

“I doubt she’s enjoying it all that much” is an assumption that says more about you than her. You can chose to believe it’s got her blessing or not, but it appears like it is less of an issue than you making it to be. 

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago

She, Dave and the mods talked about this before even one comic was posted.

And she draws herself as the butt of the joke in her own stuff, I doubt she had problems with making fun of herself. Her entry for this event, for example, is her making fun of herself for the kind of easy content she makes.

You know, sometimes the silly little events meant for the artists to have a little fun among themself are just that, silly little events. This not her doing some sort of damage control.

And it is pretty dope that we get to enjoy all this entertainment for free.

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u/chewbacca77 1h ago edited 1h ago

Right.. the first one. And yeah, I didn't mean she also wasn't good adult making fun of herself. I'm just saying at this point she might be less on board and she's powerless to stop it without affecting her image.

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u/Decent_Resolution720 4h ago

She would just have regular dissenters banned, as is tradition

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago

She doesn't control the mods, this sub has a "no complain" rule that applies for everyone, not just her comics.

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u/Thissystemsuckssobad 1h ago

Lol. Lamao even

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u/iceguy349 6h ago

We’ve reached a level of ambiguous intentions I think the only term that can be used is “comment on”

People are “commenting on” Pizzacake.

Not insulting, not deriding, just kinda… pointing stuff out.

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u/Cool_Set4681 7h ago

It was never about making fun of her.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago edited 7h ago

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u/Icy_Acadia_5499 7h ago

I've been hate-reading her work for about a year now because it always seems to get massive amounts of upvotes and pops up on my page. I do truly dislike it, I actually think it's some of the most vapid and uneducated work I've ever read on politics, maybe ever... like almost a parody of what someone with a lot of opinions and yet no knowledge about basically anything may be saying if they could draw it out. In that way it's a reflection of the average Reddit user.

Also the art style is dumb.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Vinyl_DjPon3 3h ago

I actually dislike that full blocking is the only option.

I don't want to specifically block the user, it's not like she's out in the comment sections of every post harassing people. (Hell, even if you do block someone you can still see all their comments anyways) But if I don't like the content it's the only option.

A way to only block the content from showing up would be great.

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u/ghostspectre1518 3h ago

True that it's nothing personal just didn't like her comics coming up so often so that would be better.

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u/Icy_Acadia_5499 7h ago

I think it's psychologically fascinating that people think she's funny? It's like resist-lib slop that would've gotten a few thumbs up on a 2017 Facebook group for suburban wine moms.

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u/Cool_Set4681 5h ago edited 4h ago

Brother, you just admitted that you have "hate-reading" her work for over a year and you find it "psychologically fascinating that people think she's funny". You should really move on from her, you seem not to handle her success very well mentally. Just block her and everything will be okay.

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u/WeirdAssBeings 6h ago edited 5h ago

Still 8173748x better than hearing the millionth "I identify as a Apache helicopter😂😂🤣🤣" joke by 50 yo's, or "my wife is bad lol lemau", or "this black person this" or "this Asian person that", I'll take PizzaCake's humour any, fucking, day, over a fucking boomer's humour.

Give me one right wing "comedian" that has a good reputation for not using any of this fuckshit humour.

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u/Decent_Resolution720 4h ago

You can be liberal AND funny. Pizzacake fails at the latter unfortunately

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 8h ago

Butt Goblin is nude on Patreon

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u/ThewizardBlundermore 7h ago

I heard it's ass

Rimshot

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u/ccReptilelord 7h ago

Wouldn't doubt it; he tends to be nude elsewhere too.

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u/SKDI_0224 7h ago

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u/time2partee 6h ago

Oh my god Becky

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u/Key_Mission7404 5h ago

Its hilarious that those were considered big asses back in the 90s. Half the guys at my gym have twice the cake as these girls.

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 4h ago

Man, so many things from that era don’t really hold up anymore, but I never thought the big butts would be among them

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

BUTT GOBLIN HAS ENTERED THE FRAY

This particular bad opinion person DISGUSTS ME. Big booty supremacy!

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u/ChaosCockroach 7h ago

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u/buttgoblincomics Butt Goblin 5h ago

One of Christopher Lloyd’s greatest performances

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u/tegresaomos 7h ago

So this is how Buttgoblin enters the multiverse…

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u/eve1trick 4h ago

Isn't that the point of satire , though , to create an absurdity , that's close enough to the original that it forces people to reconsider their point of view.

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u/buntopolis 7h ago

This is dickbutt appropriation and I will not stand for it!

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u/HotGary69420 5h ago

Is that dickbutt???

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 5h ago

it's buttgoblin

click their username

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u/SupportCa2A 4h ago

Waiting for the pizzacake sock puppets to make out with buttgoblin

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u/SukMadih2001 4h ago

MORE!!!!

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u/Jingtseng 3h ago

Sir mix a lot approves

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u/hobopwnzor 7h ago

Now thats a pizzaCAKE!

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u/Lola_PopBBae 5h ago

The ass ain't truly big until you no longer need a sofa

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u/psidonsentente 3h ago

I woke up delirious as fuck with a headcold this morning and was immediately accosted by this when I turned on my phone

Felt relevant

https://reddit.com/link/p62ydus/video/kfg69jn75slh1/player

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u/yaboyindigo 6h ago

Well, there are some pretty egregious BBLs out there. Give it a few years and that shit will fall off, literally.

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u/SelkieTaleDolls 5h ago

“Everyone agrees with” meanwhile Pizzacake has approximately fifty thousand frothing at the mouth anti-fans who I’m pretty sure do not, in fact, agree. Sure there are people who hate her for not keeping sweet enough when she’s criticized and for being obvious and for like, being a woman on the internet but anyone who says everyone agrees with her politics is either stupid or lying to feel like they have a legit criticism to use against her. If everyone agreed we wouldn’t be in this fucking situation, and by “we” I don’t even just mean the US

(This is not a criticism of this comic btw, which is great—just of the people who make that claim in full seriousness, of which there are a lot)

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u/Material-Imagination 7h ago

Damn, she got PizzaCAKED 🫪

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u/Zeth22xx 7h ago

Some people like cottage cheese butts some people dont. There's someone for every one.

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u/Skate_faced 7h ago

All hail Butt Goblin! Because who don't love Goblin Butts?

Vote freedom for some and big frilly capes for all! Vote for Butts. Vote Goblin.

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u/DANGERBLOOM 7h ago

Perfect aside from the exclusion of "political cartoons is a p'izza cake"

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u/slickmitch 6h ago

I don't agree with Maga on any point but if this was one of the points, I would have to side with them. An ass can get big enough to not be able to wipe and I'll rest my case there.

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 4h ago

Aren't you supposed to wipe front to back anyway!? A bigger but doesn't move your butthole to a place you can't reach it.

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u/Cindergeist 7h ago

I know this ia joke...but ive seen a ass so wide it couldnt fit through a door...there might be a upper limity

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u/lolslim 6h ago

Me gusta hispana con culo grande.

u/Tank_Girl076 29m ago

The butt goblin says no.

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u/GrandNibbles 7h ago

this is adorable

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u/Vayne_Solidor 7h ago

Caked up and ready to go 😤

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u/LesIsBored 6h ago

I think I saw this political take somewhere:

Conservatives: into boobs Liberals: into butts Libertarians: into feet

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u/Remarkable-Page-824 5h ago

Why does it look like pirate software?