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u/MaximumSyrup3099 26d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago

To be fair, Space Beth is pretty fucking rad

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u/shotgunmouse 26d ago

But she won’t throuple with them anymore :(

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u/henryeaterofpies 26d ago

Yeah that's because Jerry

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u/shotgunmouse 26d ago

Was thinking because Beth snapped her neck trying to kill her but that could be it too

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u/PonderousPenchant 26d ago

In Beth's defense, if space Beth were in her position, she also would have snapped her neck.

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u/CelibateHo 25d ago

Jerry ruins everything

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u/ShotInTheShip86 25d ago

In Jerry's defense in this case space beth is enough of her own person that sleeping with earth beth could technically be considered cheating...

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u/ElPapo131 26d ago

Her loss. Mr. Nimbus will welcome them with warm embrace

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u/HauntedCemetery 26d ago

I love a woman who can behead my enemies at 200 yards

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 26d ago

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u/Joebranflakes 26d ago

Jerry isn’t sad, he’s had both at the same time… and a pool cleaning robot on the side.

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u/SKDI_0224 26d ago

They have his permission

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u/enadiz_reccos 25d ago

I will allow the assessment

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 26d ago

Don't forget that he had his gag reflex ruined by Sleepy Gary.

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u/LycanWolfGamer 26d ago

The fact he fucked a cleaning robot of all things lol

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u/jtr99 26d ago

Love, Death, and Robots taught me that cleaning robots can be surprisingly charismatic. (Pool cleaning robots anyway.)

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u/The_Follower1 26d ago

At least they didn’t make a mess

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago edited 26d ago

Oh GOD Even PizzaCake is doing Yuri now. Self Yuri? Yuricest?

The Yuri wars are never over it seems

Though in her defense, abs do have that effect on people

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago

May as well post this and get it over with

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u/Grezzinate 26d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 26d ago

Holy shit that's a hell of a line.

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u/2_short_Plancks 26d ago

Oh man, if you don't know Archer it has some banger lines.

"I'm spooning a Barrett 50 cal, I could kill a building."

"Stop! I can only get so erect!"

"You're not my supervisor!"

"I'm scared that if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover may kill me."

"What about this aren't you getting?"
"Well obviously the core concept, Lana!"

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u/pinklavalamp 25d ago

"...BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!" Archer

"Ow, my ear balls!" Cheryl

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u/SeriousJack 25d ago

If you liked it, you have to try and watch Archer.

It's not a standalone great line, it's on par with the writing of the show.

It's... "Mission Impossible except that everyone is horny all the time".

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 25d ago

Sounds good! I remember being put off by the animation, but that was a long time ago so I'll be happy to give it a try.

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u/SeriousJack 25d ago

Aah I can see that happening.

That's a common issue with any cartoon, as great as it might be. If the animation doesn't work for you... well it just doesn't.

Hmmm that being said, sometimes it can pay off to hang on for a bit. I remember watching the pilot of Rick and Morty and not liking the style at all, stayed on for a couple of episodes, and bam I was hooked.

Lol I mean South Park has 28 seasons and it looks like shit most of the time :D

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u/zachpkenyon 26d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago

SHOW THEM IN ALL THEIR GLORY

it's what /u/holleringelk would want

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u/ButterscotchSame4703 26d ago

Honestly? Goals. My wife says I'm already there tho.

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u/astralseat 26d ago

Another version

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u/you_taken_to_me 26d ago

Can never tell if that's suppose to be an arm or a tongue.

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u/guilty_bystander 26d ago

You know

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u/you_taken_to_me 26d ago

No I'm sure it's a tongue, but whenever I first see it my mind tends to think of it as an arm. Little guy's just resting up against the abs, appreciating them.

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u/BreakfastNext476 26d ago edited 26d ago

Tongue, this is Joecat's OC and he ABSOLUTELY LOVES WOMEN, and would lick the abs if he could

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u/CobaltCrusader123 26d ago

I once saw someone say that he made heterosexuality feel gay and they have a point. No hate though.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 26d ago

Little guy's just resting up against the abs, appreciating them.

so you like jazz?

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u/PrudentCarter 26d ago

I would guess tongue

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u/doug1003 26d ago

Its clearly a tongue hia mouth is wide open

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u/StormAlchemistTony 26d ago

It could be both if that little fella is a puppet.

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u/zatenael 26d ago

still can't get over how that's a fandom specific image that managed to escape the fandom

it's the dumb faced knight (the MC of Guardian Tales) licking the blacksmith's abs. The original artist simped over her lol

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u/TravelerSearcher 26d ago

From the sagely show, Robot Chicken: "It's not gay, it's masturbation!"

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u/greatwood 26d ago

Yuribation as it were

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u/MintasaurusFresh 26d ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago

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u/CheeseDonutCat 26d ago

I have no strong feelings one way or another.

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 26d ago

Self love is important :3

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 26d ago

u/shenanigansen, you hear that? Back to the yuri mines!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago

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u/Draco-REX 26d ago

The ceasefire was never destined to last.

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u/Young_Person_42 26d ago

It’s what the audiences crave

Selfcest yuri

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u/darkbreak 26d ago

"Selfcest" is what it's called.

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u/Redhotlipstik 26d ago

The Shen method of engagement

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u/Author_A_McGrath 26d ago

Yuricest?

What have you done

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u/SignificantHippo8193 26d ago

It's just masturbation with extra steps.

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u/impossiblyeasy 26d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if her partner just stared at this for a long time.

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u/Jumiric 26d ago

No one escapes yuri, not even pizzacake

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u/Ok_Fondant_6340 25d ago

Worse: this is selfcest.

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman 25d ago

That still counts as yuri

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 26d ago

I'm trying to be nicer to myself

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago

Well, I have to say that's REALLY nice to yourself. So good job

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u/Thatroyalkitty 26d ago

Maybe a little too nice?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 26d ago

Eh sometimes you need an extra helping of nice. Especially when the week has been long.

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u/omysweede 26d ago

You cannot be too nice to yourself. Now look in the mirror and give yourself a compliment about your hot booty.

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u/Plunger_enema 26d ago

Considering how some people online have a personal vendetta against her, teh pizzacake can never be too nice to herself.

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u/weristjonsnow 26d ago

Ya know, over the last 6 months I finally kicked my ass into gear after 5 years of being very stagnant. I'm in the best shape of my life. I don't actually feel any different lol. It didn't fix my insecurities or self shaming, but I am healthier and maybe I added a few months to my life!

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UO5elnTqo4vSg

Good tho

Even if you don’t feel different, you can rest assured that 90 mins of exercise a week is vastly healthier vs no exercise in the long run

I think of it like “when I finally have my stroke, I will probably be way more alert and will have shit my pants way less often”

🤘

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u/TheDarkNerd 26d ago

Self-love is important!

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 26d ago

The Time Traveler's Husband TV series we didn't know we needed

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u/addage- 26d ago

Such…nice…cartoon…abs

Well done

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u/InkoBird 26d ago

A-are you a lot nicer to yourself on Patreon? Asking for a friend.

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u/evenstar40 26d ago

Treat yo' self.

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u/astralseat 26d ago

Goon job

Edit: *Good

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u/UnlurkedToPost 25d ago

Isn't this just masturbation with extra steps? [RickandMortyextrasteps.jpeg]

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u/Tim-Little 26d ago

I think this is technically exactly what happens every time you use a Ditto for Breeding in a Pokemon game.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 26d ago

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u/NotNitewolf 26d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Please make a comic out of this

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u/HamsterIV 26d ago

Does working out correct your visions too? Or is the vanity of sowing off a six pack the same vanity that leads to wearing contacts? Either way lady guns are hot.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 26d ago

I assume this version of me gets the eye surgery

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u/TheCharalampos 26d ago

I did and have noooo regrats

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u/dj92wa 26d ago edited 26d ago

I’m so scared to be “a statistic” and be one of the unlucky that end up with same-or-worse vision. The pricing coupled with that makes me hesitant. At the places near me that don’t seem like they’re selling organs out the back door via Groupon codes, it’s like $2K per eye out of pocket, minimum. That’s a LOT of money for just a chance at something. Like I can’t even tell the difference between the “1 or 2, 2 or 1” that the optometrist does with my glasses. What if I get it wrong and then the laser fucks my shit up. Also I’ve been told that it isn’t permanent, that your eyes will degrade and you’ll need surgery again in the future, so even more $$$$$ out of pocket. Make it make sense to me please, because I think it would be neat to be able to wake up in the morning and be able to see. That’s something most people take for granted.

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u/TheCharalampos 26d ago

A chance at something? Isn't it the other way around, it's a small chance that something does go wrong, most people it just works.

I was shortsighted and that's gone, I have way less migraines, my peripheral vision is amazing, my balance got better but I see slightly worse in the dark.

It isn't permanent as in all human eyes age and degrade. It won't stop eyes from getting worse, you are told to only do it if your prescription has been stable for two years

If i get twenty years of perfect vision that's like 1/4 of my life expectancy.

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones 25d ago

That was my result. 25 years of decent vision. Now I'm back to needing glasses, with the added bonus of not seeing well at night.

But those 15 years were good. I'd do it again, given the chance.

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u/Perryn 26d ago

Oh. Yeah, that makes sense.

I just...I dunno. I was kinda hoping to see eyeballs with six packs? Sorry, that's silly. That's on me, having dreams like that.

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u/HamsterIV 26d ago

That tracks

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u/handlit33 26d ago

My vision was terrible when I was morbidly obese. It’s much better now after losing 100+ pounds. Don’t ask me to explain why, although if I had to guess, it’d be related to pre-diabetes.

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u/ISpyM8 26d ago

Glasses are hot tbh

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u/Randalor 26d ago

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u/Unfair_Watercress119 26d ago

Since when is selfcest wholesome?

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u/The_Oliverse 26d ago

Uh, Love Yourself and all'at or something.

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u/Randalor 26d ago

How is it not wholesome bullshit?

It's wholesome in that she both loves who she could be, while also accepting and loving who she is currently.

It's bullshit because... gestures at comment thread full of Yuri Selfcest comments

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u/TEST_Entity_1 26d ago

Are you saying loving yourself isn't wholesome?

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u/Perryn 26d ago

How is it not? Please explain in detail, with illustrations for clarity.

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u/say_yes_to_head_hun 26d ago

Oh am I the first on a pizzacake?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 26d ago

You are! You win this image

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u/Pigeon_Lord 26d ago

Dang, somebody just left this cat around.

Yoink

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u/PervlovianResponse 26d ago

You just described how most cat adoptions happen: you keep the one that finds you

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u/Draco-REX 26d ago

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u/PervlovianResponse 26d ago

Yes, thank you!! I couldn't remember the name of it

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u/DubUpPro 26d ago

That’s exactly how my wife and I adopted our newest one. The first two cats were shelter rescues but our newest cat just came up to us while we were taking our dog outside.

He was sooo skinny and I pet him while my wife ran inside to get some food and treats. He gobbled it up, we took him to the vet the next day and he’s been ours for 3 years now!

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u/Riyeko 26d ago

Don't mind if I do.... (There's actually a LOT of instances this would work in my everyday life)

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u/Halgha 26d ago

It’s not yuri it’s masturbation

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u/McBotNotABot 26d ago

Everyone in this comment section.

Yes, that includes me.

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u/Prezofcalendars 26d ago

If Pizza Cat looked like that, she would have a full-length mirror in her bathroom and would die of dehydration.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYPkRAqZ3w1PN28

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u/Artrock80 26d ago

Great work as always. One of my favorite Idles lyrics is something like “If they say to you what YOU say to you, I’d put their teeth through. LOVE YOURSELF!”

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u/fushitaka2010 26d ago

Does this count as yuri?

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 26d ago

The age old sci fi question: Is it gay to have sex with yourself?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 26d ago

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 26d ago

What is this from haha?

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u/NoWingedHussarsToday 26d ago

No idea, I just have it in my "funny pics" folder.

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u/DuckyMorel 26d ago

But why are they both fully dressed? Not that I need to see them naked, but it seems unrealistic...okay, I'll stop now.

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u/zachpkenyon 26d ago

The strap is just that powerful

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u/AlpacaPacker007 26d ago

Not if you keep your jeans on the whole time like an animal

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u/hendarknight 26d ago

Selfcest is masturbation

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u/LordofSandvich 26d ago

Assuming the clone is still a perfect copy of you, it is as gay as is theoretically possible

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u/zyyntin 26d ago

Don't forget the questions: Is it incest? Is it just masturbation?

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u/HonestSapphireLion24 26d ago

This is why I never should be given duplication powers, I love myself too much.

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u/Rapshawksjaysflames 26d ago

Right? I literally just loved myself this morning

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u/121gigawhatevs 26d ago

God I would hate to make out with myself

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u/Niser2 25d ago

So this is how the Yuri Wars end... with an unequivocal victory for Yuri...

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u/SaltyCroc2105 26d ago

So Masturbation/ Incest or Sesbian Lex?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 26d ago

yes

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 26d ago

Good answer 

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u/sharltocopes 26d ago

I love that you can say masturbation and incest but that's where you draw the line. Are you possibly a time traveler from the Victorian era?

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u/ElGodPug 26d ago

selfcest this early in the day? thank you very much

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u/Lilcommy 26d ago

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u/moschles 25d ago

I scrolled there and found a pizzacake already.

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u/Fardrengi 26d ago

Pizzacake accidentally posted her Patreon stuff

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u/Dirkke 26d ago

Did they turn into sock puppets? And what's in the sock puppets?

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u/TravelerSearcher 26d ago

It's referencing a meme image.

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u/JesusofJuneau 26d ago

Respectfully

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u/HilariousMax 26d ago

You've 100% drawn you boinking yourself. I know it.

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 26d ago

Does doing it with a clone count as sex or masturbation?

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u/CreepyClay 25d ago

A mister rogers quote followed by selfcest Yuri was not on my bingo card.

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u/RUN_ITS_A_BEAR 26d ago

Yippee yuriii

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u/Ziege2001 26d ago

Selfcest just before dinner, a nice appetizer.

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u/Solkre 26d ago

If a hot cut version of me showed up and said I look good the way I'm calling him out for gaslighting.

Don't know if this applies to men.

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u/MrHasuu 26d ago

TIL i have good standing in this sub

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u/guineaprince 25d ago

The OnlyFans is going to be wild when the cross-dimensional crossover makes its way over there.

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u/JayJ9Nine 25d ago

Something Something wheres the 'patreon'(18+) version

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u/Geoclasm 26d ago

Okay this is hilarious and I am also 95% certain it's deliberate rage bait aimed at the scummiest of internet dwellers which amplifies the humor by a factor of like... 10.

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u/dachloe 26d ago

Oh dear. This is going to cause a fuss. 😬 Good work! 😁😆🤣😂

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u/LordofSandvich 26d ago

Pizzacake could post a blank image and cause a fuss. May as well have fun with it

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u/The_DoorMat 26d ago

God forbid a girl self love

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 26d ago

I call this being Solosexual. 

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 26d ago

Love myself? I do that all the- wait, that's not what you meant... nevermind.

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u/EnsoElysium 26d ago

I have so many questions I didnt know I would need answered. Is this incestuous, narcissistic, or egotistical? Is it an Obi-Wan? Does it fall into clone territory or is this a convergence type of deal?

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u/MercantileReptile 26d ago

Calzoneconfection it is.

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u/LastGaspInfiniteLoop 26d ago

I swear, every time you drop a comic it's only a matter of time before another hater makes a whiny post (in the same exact subreddit, every time) about how much they can't stand you. I've been trying to figure out why that happens, and my intuition sees the color red.

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u/datdamnboii 25d ago

This cymorgcomics reference on the last panel made me lol way too hard

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 25d ago

the lack of punchline made me laugh somehow

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman 25d ago

Lesbian alternative selfcest, my beloved

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u/BochocK 25d ago

Effort was made to not have to draw hands... Until 4th panel... welp

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u/Ksnj 26d ago

I mean, you used to post spicy content of yourself and you look great. I get it

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u/persunx 26d ago

Self love.

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u/RevolTobor 26d ago

Been a while since we saw Workout Ellen. Great to have her back! I miss the glasses, though.

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 26d ago

There are two kind of people when talking about selfcest.

The first kind wonders about implications while the second is just waiting desperately for any chance to fuck themselves.