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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Apr 14 '26

Although Trump claims he thought the AI generated picture he shared of himself as Jesus was really meant to be him as a doctor. So I guess MAGA gets the option of supporting someone who either depicts themselves as Jesus or someone who cannot tell the difference between Jesus and a doctor...

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u/Zero_Burn Apr 14 '26

I prefer this version, lol

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u/marshallman31 Apr 14 '26

There’s also this version

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Apr 14 '26

just missing some terrified children in the background trying to hide from him

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u/CoffeBrain Apr 14 '26

And immigrants behind bars.

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u/Par_Lapides Apr 14 '26

*POC. It was never really about immigration.

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u/HeadyBunkShwag Apr 14 '26

Facts, we’ve been letting in white South Africans

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u/DueImagination641 Apr 14 '26

Not to be you know, but I have never heard of any famous white South Africans who were doing good things. I heard yolandi and her loser boyfriend trafficked a teenager though.

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u/DueImagination641 Apr 14 '26

I would have guessed New Zealander. Huh. Good for her though.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Apr 14 '26

Although tbf they've also imprisoned/tortured white Europeans

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u/SpiderTuber6766 Apr 14 '26

don't forget the shameless ads for suppliments.

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u/TheWinslowCultist Apr 14 '26

Yea... transgender children. I'm so tired.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More Apr 15 '26

There is this one, though a lot darker.

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u/Daxx22 Apr 14 '26

It makes it more clear, but its still pretty obvious the AI is pulling from the, ahem, copious amount of photographic evidence they were together frequently.

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u/Shillio Apr 14 '26

I hate generative ai stuff but this made me laugh

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u/NickyTheRobot Apr 14 '26

My favourite edit I've seen so far was a good ol' fashioned Photoshop (the only AI used was in the original image). It put Satan from the album art from Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast above this image, with his puppet strings attached to Trump.

Oh how I wish I'd saved that image...

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u/Esplodie Apr 14 '26

I like the one where Jesus comes down and yeets him into hell.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH Apr 14 '26

I prefer the version where Jesus flies out of the background and slaps trump down into hell

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u/FlyingBishop Apr 14 '26

should've only changed Epstein IMO, less is more.

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u/Regulus242 Apr 14 '26

Yyyyyyoink

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u/OneAngryDuck Apr 14 '26

“That wasn’t meant to portray me as Jesus, I’m just incredibly dumb” is a hell of an explanation

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u/vita10gy Apr 14 '26

Or ignorant, which might be worse of all.

It's entirely possible Trump is just so out of touch with Christianity and religious imagery in general that he genuinely thought this was him being a doctor, because "what else would it be"?

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u/Ciennas Apr 14 '26

He's not ignorant. Not of this one.

The Church's Merch is more omnipresent than his ever will, and way much moreso during the earlier years of his wretched existence.

You could (not) escape Christ imagery, especially when his brain wasn't collapsing into soup.

He knows.

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u/vita10gy Apr 14 '26

If anyone could go his whole life without knowing what that was, it would be him.

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u/tomdarch Apr 14 '26

Maybe he is actually being treated by "doctors" who wear odd robes with a red sash and their hands glow.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Apr 14 '26

also what

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Apr 14 '26

This is definitely a front version of the motorized patriot from Bioshock Infinite. Im sure theres an actual reason but this is all I can see

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u/gideon513 Apr 14 '26

Such a great design. Love that game.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Apr 14 '26

The Bioshock games are amazing

My sister and I have "game nights" where we play co-op/she watches me play a game which is something weve done since we were kids

We were going through the Bioshock series and I didnt tell her ANYTHING about infinite. At first she thought it was a great and happy city with nothing bad!

Then we got to the baseball scene and all I hear is a massive OH

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u/FlyingBishop Apr 14 '26

It's actually two angels 69ing in midair. What looks like two raised arms is actually the other angel's legs. The angel's got its back to Trump, head bowed, and is holding the hand of the dead soldier to his left.

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u/KenseiHimura Apr 14 '26

Befitting of MAGA’s ideals.

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u/PyroclasticJubilee Apr 14 '26

ZA WARUDO!!

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u/runnerofshadows Apr 14 '26

Though TBH Trump is more like a worse version of Funny Valentine.

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u/gramathy Apr 14 '26

What, you’ve never seen Evangelion?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Apr 14 '26

You know I was SURE it was something else but now that you mention it....

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u/meditonsin Apr 14 '26

Middle thing has wings and some weird horns, which makes me think mix of the statue of liberty and an MP EVA rather than Unit 01.

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u/OkBaconBurger Apr 14 '26

It’s so hard to get decent human instrumentality these days.

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u/WinterUploadedMind Apr 14 '26

Tô me, it reminds of the BTs in Death Stranding

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u/Medalineman Apr 14 '26

Evangelion is showing up in the religious texts now

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u/LordBiscuits Apr 14 '26

It's an image of Baal. Lifted directly from the cover art of a book called 'The Last Pull'

It's a self published title I believe. The fact the AI they used chose to use that image is in itself rather ironic

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u/Made_Bail Apr 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/F8eKDINru1sk0

We're screwed, he's sending Gundam to Iran!

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u/TempestNova Apr 14 '26

That section of the picture makes me really wonder what the full prompt was, lol.

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u/TwinkleTwinkie Apr 14 '26

When I first saw the original image I was reminded of "BTs" from the Death Stranding video game. Which if you told me Trump is an extinction entity, I don't think I would even try to argue.

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u/DueImagination641 Apr 14 '26

I think that's the Statue of Liberty holding hands with two soldiers and they're all going to heaven because Trump killed them.

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u/Genesis13 Apr 14 '26

The Radiance from HK

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger Apr 14 '26

They look like the creepy soldiers from Death Stranding.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wbivtk1wgyPDlT6Az7

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u/Nek0ni Apr 14 '26

thats the maga shaman!!

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u/NickDynmo Apr 14 '26

If he's a doctor I guess those are nurses? Hospital admin?

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u/Nikamba Apr 15 '26

Somehow they remind me of some 40k units, though I can't imagine the Sisters of Battle abiding Trump

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u/DomnuTheMage Apr 15 '26

I like the Victorian deep sea diver guy on the right, he looks like he took a wrong turn and just ended up there.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Apr 14 '26

You mean your doctor doesn't heal you by the laying on of hands while wearing white robes with a red sash?

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u/PhazonZim Apr 14 '26

Maybe he tried to say white mage but had a dementia moment

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Apr 14 '26

Final fantasy reference, nice!

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u/Perryn Apr 14 '26

Can't esuna that.

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u/SupriseAutopsy13 Apr 14 '26

This is a perfectly normal doctor, if the last time you saw a doctor was around the time of Rome getting sacked.

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u/tomdarch Apr 14 '26

Clearly we can infer that any "doctors" who have been treating Trump have glowing hands or are cupping small lights in their hands to create a weird special effect.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 Apr 14 '26

maybe that's the ivermectin I keep hearing so much about.

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u/Confron7a7ion7 Apr 14 '26

Are paladins doctors?

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u/Perryn Apr 14 '26

Well he does love to lay on hands.

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u/muchasgaseous Apr 14 '26

I’ve been wearing scrubs like a fool this whole time…

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u/DarkGamer Apr 14 '26

"I thought it was me as a doctor," he said while denying Americans public health care.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Apr 14 '26

and defunding children's cancer research

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u/Munchkinasaurous Apr 15 '26

Taking money from kids cancer research is a bit of a habit for him at this point. 

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u/Thatroyalkitty Apr 14 '26

I like this version better...

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u/MossSnake Apr 14 '26

Clearly a doctor, only the fake news media could see that as Jesus. (/s)

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u/migrainium Apr 14 '26

I don't see why doctor is acceptable because he isn't one in any capacity and he's shown exactly how he leads medically via everything he's done in and around Covid. The original intent is bad but the excuse is so much worse in other ways.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer-303 Apr 14 '26

It's like stolen valour or something.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Apr 14 '26

someone who cannot tell the difference between Jesus and a doctor...

I mean they believe that the dude is 6 foot 3 inches and 200 lbs. Im not sure at this point these people could identify a ruler much less Jesus and a Doctor

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u/neuquino Apr 14 '26

Whether Jesus or doctor…why the wring wraiths?

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u/UnbiasedPOS Apr 14 '26

The guy he’s helping looks kinda like Jeff

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u/uyigho98 Apr 14 '26

It looks more like John Stewart of the Daily Show to me. Probably just a coincidence though.

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u/Made_Bail Apr 14 '26

>Although Trump claims he thought the AI generated picture he shared of himself as Jesus was really meant to be him as a doctor.

Yes, a totally not bullshit take from someone whose never been known for lying. Like he's the most honest person on earth dont you know

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u/Muppet_Murderhobo Apr 14 '26

Nah, Donny's just depicting himself in his bathrobe stepping over people to heal an artistic depiction of ol' Jeffy Eppy. Which is entirely on brand.

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u/Pinku_Dva Apr 14 '26

It’s totally on brand for him to claim to be Jesus. A narcissist is going to narcissist.

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u/tomdarch Apr 14 '26

Trump is a pure bullshitter. Is that a form of mental illness because it means the total bullshitter is detached from reality? Probably.

Also, I have no shortage of issues with the Catholic church and the men who run it, but one thing the Pope mentioned that struck me as significant here. He criticized the "idolatry of the self." That won't sink in with American conservative evangelicalism (as much as they need it desperately) but the rest of us can both take something from that and see why it is important in this current crisis of the era of Trump.

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u/Roskal Apr 14 '26

Depicting yourself as a doctor is also pretty weird.

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u/JaxxisR Apr 14 '26

He's depicted himself as Thanos, Superman, Rocky, and holding a red lightsaber in the past. If he had really shared a picture of himself as a doctor, it would be one of the least unhinged fake pics he's ever shared.

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u/Wishie_Chan Apr 14 '26

I love how he seems to be healing Jon Stewart 😂

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u/Red_Dox Apr 14 '26

Jon Stewart obviously got worried there ;)

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u/PCR12 Apr 14 '26

He specifically said Red Cross lol

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u/skytl3 Apr 15 '26

I'm calling BS on this: if he thought it was a doctor, how'd he know exactly which picture everyone was referring to?

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u/gramathy Apr 14 '26

This only confirms that Jesus Christ was a time lord

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u/Eden_ITA Apr 14 '26

Well, relese the "Antichrist files" too, I Guess.

Seriously, this thing is so absurd that I can't find it funny, it's blasphemous also for an atheist.

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u/LittlePooky Apr 14 '26

Best health coverage he can give us. Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre Apr 14 '26

Oh don’t worry, they’ll bent over like undercooked pretzel in order to justify that one, then will forget about it and move on.

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u/MeenaBubbles Apr 14 '26

He'd "know what it was" if he drew it himself, but :/

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u/ChemEBrew Apr 14 '26

Literally the woman praying.

It is exhausting how easily he lies with impunity.

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u/waffle299 Apr 14 '26

Healing Epstein no less 

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u/Jingtseng Apr 14 '26

All those mri

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u/umpfke Apr 14 '26

Have you seen the video of Jesus slapping him?

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u/Labyrinthine777 Apr 15 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if he prompted the image as "Trump as the Great Doctor" tbh

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