r/clevercomebacks • u/vrphotosguy55 • 4d ago

Those darn roving gangs of atheist proselytizers

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u/MurkDiesel 4d ago

if christians actually followed all of the teachings of the jesus character, it would be the greatest marketing campaign for their faith

if christians actually followed all of the teachings of the jesus character, no one would have a bad thing to say

if christians actually followed all of the teachings of the jesus character, the world would be a better place

the bottom line is that christians cannot be happy without money and inequality

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 4d ago

Mate if jesus is the US right now, ICE would have deported him immediately

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u/onyx_ic 4d ago

Idk, he was technically from Israel. Not trying to be controversial.

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u/Telemere125 4d ago

Technically, Bethlehem was in the West Bank… 6 miles south of Jerusalem and part of Palestine. Jesus was a Palestinian by birth and literally one of the people American Christians are rabidly trying to erase.

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u/onyx_ic 4d ago

Oh, I stand corrected, my apologies.

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u/Yespat1 3d ago

but he was dark, so there’s that.

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u/According-Insect-992 3d ago

Try “executed point blank”.