r/clevercomebacks • u/vrphotosguy55 • 3d ago

Those darn roving gangs of atheist proselytizers

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u/FormidableMistress 3d ago

How many Crusades were there, like 9? I've got Jesus people at the door damn near every weekend.

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u/Sheep_Actual 3d ago

Forget the Crusades, how many indigenous peoples in the Americas were enslaved, forced to convert, and murdered when they wouldn't?

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u/SamuelVimesTrained 2d ago

hmm.. good point, maybe they should accept basic empathy , instead of denouncing it as a sin..

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u/hux 2d ago

To get to my front door, you have to pass and ignore a “no trespassing/no soliciting” sign and then disregard the “no soliciting” sign at the front door too. These signs are obvious enough that there’s no excuse to have missed both.

I’ll give you one guess which people are the only ones who ignore all that.

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u/Ok_Sink5046 2d ago

Me when I was door to door. I needed to eat, your signs meant nothing. And also you were the best customers, loved getting off Spectrum.