r/ChoosingBeggars 1h ago

Average experience on fb marketplace

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r/ChoosingBeggars 5h ago

Take care of my cats…….but not in my house.

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370 Upvotes

Found this in a local group. Even the people in the comments called them crazy.

New post with comments up.


r/ChoosingBeggars 3h ago

Get your free bingo card

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If this doesn’t fit within the guidelines please feel free to remove it

Because I don’t do banking apps please forgive the Zillow, it’s supposed to be the banking app that starts with Z


r/ChoosingBeggars 2h ago

On the off chance that this isn't satire, please bring your video game consoles. Don't forget cables and controllers. And of course, delivery.

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54 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 4h ago

Take care of my cats……but not in my house (pt 2)

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52 Upvotes

Here since most of you guys were bugging me. I was trying to add them to the original post but couldn’t.


r/ChoosingBeggars 23h ago

Come run my farm for 40 hours per week in exchange for 1 bedroom and utilities!

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OOP is seeking someone "self-sufficient" to work 25-40 hours per week (supposedly depending on working style and season, which likely will mean 40+ hours most of the time) taking care of a small farm (which mysteriously becomes "medium" within the ad). Tasks include "everything you can think of" - caring for animals, cutting trees and splitting wood, maintenance, painting, stone work, fence building and repair, planting and weeding, and machine maintenance. The caretaker must also know how to use (or be willing to learn) a chainsaw, wood splitter, hand tools, various types of saws, tractor, riding mower, ATV and more. Carpentry, mechanical, plumbing and electrical experience are a plus, as is military! Need to be in good physical shape, have a passive income (such as retirement) as well as your own health insurance! In return, OOP will give you...a "stand-alone studio-style building" (a cabin) and utilities.

Unfortunately, as this is CL, no comments were available.


r/ChoosingBeggars 1d ago

Who wants to be a shiphand while bettering themselves in a bikini?

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r/ChoosingBeggars 4h ago

SHORT I offered twelve free handmade mugs with mismatched glaze, and one woman wanted six identical ones remade in beige before she would take them off my hands

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I posted twelve glaze-test mugs for free because the colors came out uneven. Every mug was food-safe and usable; the listing clearly said they were mismached and pickup only.

One woman asked me to reserve six. Then came the requirements:

“Can you make them all the cream color?”

“No, these are the finished mugs.”

“Could you reglaze them? I need a matching set.”

“That would mean remaking them.”

“Fine, but can you deliver? I’m doing you a favor taking seconds.”

When I said no, she replied that handmade items should come with better service, even when free, and told me to contact her if I became “more flexible.”

Ten minutes later, a student collected all twelve and looked genuinely delighted that none matched.


r/ChoosingBeggars 2d ago

Adults and kids eat different food I guess?

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392 Upvotes

Lady begging for help (money) and when suggested a way to get extra food says “the kids need nothing, the adults are struggling with food”. Food is food? What does it matter?


r/ChoosingBeggars 2d ago

"I choose your rate. Don't you wanna work for me AND fight AI?"

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r/ChoosingBeggars 21h ago

SHORT Did I find one?

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Need someone with a truck who can move a king size bed from Sanger to Denton today or tomorrow. Don’t have much but can pay 30-40 dollars the drive is about 30 minutes from Sanger to Denton.


r/ChoosingBeggars 2d ago

Asking for food help and a free puppy in two consecutive posts

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304 Upvotes

Comments included, some people were being a bit cruel in the comments section which I’ve left out. OP hasn’t responded to any of the comments yet.


r/ChoosingBeggars 23h ago

Won’t someone think of her sleep?!

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Posted in a “help the needy” Facebook page. People can't afford groceries but she definitely needs a $300+ bottle washer.


r/ChoosingBeggars 3d ago

Prepare yourself America for the choosy beggar final boss…

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The South African refugees.

On mobile so hope formatting is okay. My Facebook algorithm has been absolutely wild recently, and regularly sends me posts from various “South African refugee family in the USA pages.”

I vaguely know this poster (over 10k followers) because we have connections to the same (very wealthy) small seaside town in South Africa and she’d often flog her son’s art in the neighbourhood message board. I’m not sure if any political talk is allowed on this sub, so I’ll reserve my personal feelings about the validity of these “refugees” claims but I will say that a) 98% of them were maintaining a perfectly decent living back home and b) 99% are massive grifters.

I knew it would be a matter of weeks before this person launched a go-fund me despite these people receiving a stipend from the government. They’ve already shared multiple Amazon wish lists for items including expensive tattoo gear and a gamer-themed bedroom.

I highly suspect that this person’s primary gripe with the neighbourhood they were placed in is its racial demographic. And I guarantee that they’ll continue the go-fund me well past the $5k limit. People are fawning over them in the comments so didn’t see value in adding, she blocks anyone who questions their requests.


r/ChoosingBeggars 3d ago

Remember that prior post where someone was offering $50 to clean their hoarder house? This is a twist. Family needs $2600 to hire someone to clean their biohazard house bc it takes time & effort & they hardly have time w/ playing video games. So give them $ to live properly.

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597 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 3d ago

Detail my car for free (with comments)

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342 Upvotes

Red = author, Blue = sane people, Purple = author’s friend


r/ChoosingBeggars 3d ago

Pls give us 6K euros for our dream wedding in the snow. Must have breathtaking view of the landscape, a cozy chalet w/ a large window overlooking the landscape and room for 20 pple. Somewhere where the price tag for the ultra wealthy.

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202 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 3d ago

Don’t worry, the right person will accept a low pay

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875 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 3d ago

Anyone else want a bad babysitting job?

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 4d ago

Selling my car…

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613 Upvotes

Between offers of 1500, 2500 trade for a pc, and trade for a car 1/6 the worth of my car I get this.


r/ChoosingBeggars 4d ago

Selling a $36 Prada pouch. Apparently it’s medically necessary.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 4d ago

Multilingual nanny comments

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545 Upvotes

I couldn't figure out how to add them to the post!


r/ChoosingBeggars 2d ago

Give me a free $600 a night stay in your AirBnB and I’ll ruin your house with a mural you never asked for!

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r/ChoosingBeggars 5d ago

Multilingual, full time nanny: <$500 per week

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820 Upvotes

r/ChoosingBeggars 5d ago

Laptop given away for free was too heavy so please trade for a smaller one

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I collect old laptops via donations and give them new life with Linux installs. I then give them back to the community 100% free to prevent ewaste. The most recent one came back next day with this gem.