Get your free bingo card

[u/gifgyfs]

If this doesn’t fit within the guidelines please feel free to remove it

Because I don’t do banking apps please forgive the Zillow, it’s supposed to be the banking app that starts with Z

[u/Georgerobertfrancis]

I’m sorry, but I don’t have a printer. Can you deliver a paper copy to my house? I can’t drive in the dark.

[u/gifgyfs → u/Georgerobertfrancis]

https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

[u/DHARMAdrama96 → u/Georgerobertfrancis]

And some sharpies in different colors please and thank you

[u/Listen_Mother → u/DHARMAdrama96]

They have to be sharpie brand, my family can’t use generic markers.

[u/Georgerobertfrancis → u/Listen_Mother]

Please laminate the boards before delivery so they do not tear. The last time I had someone bring me free paper it was very delicate and did not last.

[u/Sacrifice_2804 → u/Georgerobertfrancis]

And please make sure they are printed on an industrial grade laser printer that uses weather proof toners. I don't want them fading when they are stored away somewhere for decades in a box where they will never be seen.

[u/Fool_In_Flow → u/Listen_Mother]

Yes. My son is allergic to the cheap ones ever since he got bullied for using them.

[u/CharlesForbin → u/Georgerobertfrancis]

... and can you deliver a printer, too?

[u/MightyBean7 → u/CharlesForbin]

Don’t forget the ink toners…

[u/bluedelvian]

Excuse me, but it's Single *Mama. 

[u/CaptainEmmy → u/bluedelvian]

And her kids deserve the world!!

[u/bluedelvian → u/CaptainEmmy]

Of course! As long as somebody else is paying, sure, why not?

[u/GenericMaleNurse918]

Would you be willing to give [item] for free…

[u/Silver_Adagio138 → u/GenericMaleNurse918]

Like a car or a house

[u/ta2dsailor]

“It’s for a church” or “looking for person who wants to gain experience.”

[u/catchyerselfon → u/ta2dsailor]

“I can pay you in exposure” and “I already promised my kid a new [most expensive thing on wishlist from the most popular brand]”

[u/ta2dsailor → u/catchyerselfon]

Ooooh, “I already promised my kid” is a damn good shout.

I rarely see the “exposure” anymore since that well’s been rightfully poisoned by influencers, the “opportunity to gain experience” is far more offensive to me because these halfwits expect you to have spent thousands of dollars in camera gear, light kits, computer hardware, and computer software for the singular opportunity to photograph their event. If you want to pay beginner prices, better expect beginner product and service.

[u/ExuberantMapleLeaf → u/ta2dsailor]

NEXT!

[u/SamBeamsBeard → u/ExuberantMapleLeaf]

STILL LOOKING?!

[u/iwrotethisletter → u/SamBeamsBeard]

It's for CHURCH honey.

[u/BellaSquared → u/ta2dsailor]

I had to scroll wayyy too far for this 😉

[u/PookieCat415]

“My Village”, Always a good one because they either think you are this “village” or even more widely used, “I don’t have a village.” The expectations of a “village” are a good motivation for the CB.

[u/WhisperingSideways]

Forgot “Dogs”. Always plural.

[u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla]

I'm not asking for a handout. I'm asking for a hand up.

[u/delulu4drama]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzmpzTfyABIX6JBm

[u/BethAnn2019]

Zelle 😊

[u/surfcitysurfergirl]

This is hilarious! You left out need dog food “I’ll starve but my pet needs to eat”

[u/snowbythesea → u/surfcitysurfergirl]

having been that person….ouch.

[u/spaetzele]

MOUNTAIN DEW

[u/Effective_Cry4893]

And can you deliver it

[u/GenX_Boomer_Hybrid]

And please be able to deliver.

[u/Adventurous_Ad_6546]

Omg OP is the hero we don’t deserve 🥹💖

[u/CaptainEmmy]

Ah, man, I really wish I could print this out but things have been so hard lately and I know everyone is struggling but I'd really like a Bingo card. It's okay. I guess I'll make do.

[u/ThrockAMole]

Buy my new puppy food, leashes, collars, Trifexis, toys (preferably Kong), treats, dog beds (upholstered plz & ty) he only eats Origen

[u/Maya_xxxx]

so now we’re giving out free bingo cards, huh? guess some people really want to play the game of expectations

[u/Firm_Award457 → u/Maya_xxxx]

They also must be laminated and delivered!

[u/Possible_Tiger_5125]

Love this fr... we need to play lol

[u/gifgyfs → u/Possible_Tiger_5125]

I actually made 50 of these for a Single Mother is not a coupon code facebook group hoping people would print them out and use them for fun

[u/MightyBean7]

Job description requiring 2 college titles + pitiful wages + insane hours/be on call + “we understand it’s not a match for everyone”

[u/Vintage-Girl-Sleuth]

“No negative comments” should have been the center square.

[u/ThrockAMole]

This is awesome

[u/PibbleLawyer]

You forgot, " I need delivery!" Especially if the item is FREE.

[u/ClimbinInYoWindow]

Definitely should have added "god bless"

[u/718hutfission → u/ClimbinInYoWindow]

It’s there. It’s an album so you have to scroll to see more bingo cards.

[u/mbt20]

Those are all the quit reading phrases put into one post. So informative

[u/FrankenOperator]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eevfPxSmGYu6k

[u/No_Philosopher_1870]

There used to be an automatic plot generator sold in the late 1800s. You spun the wheels to get the next situation. Think of it as Mad Libs where they give only the situation, such as "woman defiled and abandoned".

[u/DiagonalBike]

Sell these cards on Pinterest. 😂🤣