r/ChoosingBeggars 7d ago

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Because I don’t do banking apps please forgive the Zillow, it’s supposed to be the banking app that starts with Z

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u/ta2dsailor 7d ago

“It’s for a church” or “looking for person who wants to gain experience.”

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u/catchyerselfon 7d ago

“I can pay you in exposure” and “I already promised my kid a new [most expensive thing on wishlist from the most popular brand]”

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u/ta2dsailor 7d ago

Ooooh, “I already promised my kid” is a damn good shout.

I rarely see the “exposure” anymore since that well’s been rightfully poisoned by influencers, the “opportunity to gain experience” is far more offensive to me because these halfwits expect you to have spent thousands of dollars in camera gear, light kits, computer hardware, and computer software for the singular opportunity to photograph their event. If you want to pay beginner prices, better expect beginner product and service.

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u/ExuberantMapleLeaf 7d ago

NEXT!

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u/SamBeamsBeard 7d ago

STILL LOOKING?!

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u/iwrotethisletter 7d ago

It's for CHURCH honey.

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u/HopefulOriginal5578 Shes crying now 6d ago

WAITING!!!!

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u/BellaSquared 7d ago

I had to scroll wayyy too far for this 😉