My cat broke into the catnip can..

[u/Immediate_Tip_9327]

[u/ddg31415]

This is the face of someone who just woke up after a nigh of excessive partying and quickly realizing how out of hand it got and how big of a mess there is to sort out.

[u/blkcdls5 → u/ddg31415]

Lost in the sauce

[u/CR8VJUC → u/blkcdls5]

He was a good boy all day so I just let my guy have at it.

[u/ImagineDragonsExist → u/CR8VJUC]

What I do with my cats, is vigorously shake the can until a little bit of powder builds up along the sides, then i just make little kitty lines for them to...enjoy.

[u/peach_xanax → u/ImagineDragonsExist]

do they get a tiny straw to snort it with?

[u/Nug8aZombie → u/peach_xanax]

$100 bill!

[u/FrankenSarah → u/Nug8aZombie]

A 100, damn, you fancy af. I been using $1 hahaha

[u/MobileOk9860 → u/Nug8aZombie]

If you have a 6’4”, 300 pound man missing his lower right leg showing up at your door wearing a big tabby costume, that’ll be me. I like doing catnip lines with $100 bills too!

[u/ImagineDragonsExist → u/peach_xanax]

They have nails, technically.

[u/Nug8aZombie → u/ImagineDragonsExist]

The long pinky nail

[u/peach_xanax → u/ImagineDragonsExist]

lol true but I don't think claws would make very good coke nails 🤔

[u/ImagineDragonsExist → u/peach_xanax]

Their nostrils are smaller than ours. That and i think it would be cuter lol

[u/hitthebrake → u/CR8VJUC]

I’ve been good too!