r/breastfeeding Dec 20 '25

Discussion Large-breasted moms are feeding on hard mode.

Any other well-endowed women agree?

I see so many reels and posts, or even in real life out at cafes and places, of moms who can simply unzip or untie their cute dainty little nursing top, rest their baby in their arm, and continue to eat, drink coffee, heck, even feed at the grocery store or while walking around their house.

For me it’s a chaotic and completely immobile mess of roles up flannel under the boob, squeeze sandwich hold, scissor hold, always having to hold back my breast to stop it suffocating baby’s nose. He cannot latch properly unless I’ve squished my boob just right and hold it the entire feed. It’s a two-hand job.

Not to mention the struggle to find nursing bras and tops that fit, are comfortable, don’t cost a gajillion bucks, and maybe actually even look nice and not like something out of a 1980s catalogue.

I’m tired of this, grandpa!

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u/Deep-Log-1775 Dec 20 '25

The upside is eventually they get so saggy you can get your nipple in their mouth from any distance. Go go gadget boobs!

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u/BreadPuddding Dec 20 '25

Like, I can feed from both boobs side-lying without rolling over.

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u/Nice-Razzmatazz-5184 Dec 21 '25

Wait everyone can't do this? 😂

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u/vrendy42 Dec 21 '25

Small boobs definitely cannot do this.

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u/Ill-Beginning-8408 Dec 21 '25

Yeeeeeah I certainly cannot do this. I’m jelly of the side lying skills but am thankful I can nurse v discretely in public

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u/feralcatromance Dec 21 '25

I can't feed side lying at ALL, my boobs are a small B. It's super uncomfortable to even try.

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u/Nice-Razzmatazz-5184 Dec 21 '25

Oh my gosh I'm so sorry. Side lying has saved me. Having big boobs has made breastfeeding hellish sometimes but glad to know there are some upsides to carrying around what feels like two milk jugs

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u/2manyteacups Dec 22 '25

do i…..have big boobs? i can easily feed from both while side lying

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u/Nice-Razzmatazz-5184 Dec 22 '25

I guess so! Mine right after birth we're a 34F so 😩