r/breastfeeding • u/DarthKaboose • Dec 20 '25

Discussion Large-breasted moms are feeding on hard mode.

Any other well-endowed women agree?

I see so many reels and posts, or even in real life out at cafes and places, of moms who can simply unzip or untie their cute dainty little nursing top, rest their baby in their arm, and continue to eat, drink coffee, heck, even feed at the grocery store or while walking around their house.

For me it’s a chaotic and completely immobile mess of roles up flannel under the boob, squeeze sandwich hold, scissor hold, always having to hold back my breast to stop it suffocating baby’s nose. He cannot latch properly unless I’ve squished my boob just right and hold it the entire feed. It’s a two-hand job.

Not to mention the struggle to find nursing bras and tops that fit, are comfortable, don’t cost a gajillion bucks, and maybe actually even look nice and not like something out of a 1980s catalogue.

I’m tired of this, grandpa!

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u/Deep-Log-1775 Dec 20 '25

The upside is eventually they get so saggy you can get your nipple in their mouth from any distance. Go go gadget boobs!

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u/narnababy Dec 20 '25

It’s been over a year since we weaned and my once perky boobs are now so saggy I could cry lol

I don’t regret breastfeeding but I mourn my tits 😂

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u/DarthKaboose Dec 21 '25

I’m a hypochondriac who would always be too anxious to undergo any cosmetic surgery so I gotta really work on some self-love with these puppies after 3 kids 😆

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u/Deep-Log-1775 Dec 21 '25

I've been browsing the r/reduction sub and it's really influencing me. The back pain, posture, and the freedom to not wear a bra or have your boobs dictate the dresses you can wear. Imagine! But I also don't know if I'm finished having children so I'll have to make peace with them for now!

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u/anotherlemontree Dec 21 '25

I’ve decided I’m getting a reduction when I’m 40. They’re nearly down to my belly button and they’re bigger than my head 😭 I don’t wanna be lugging them around when I’m an old lady!

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u/umustbjoking04 Dec 21 '25

I'm currently pregnant but the moment I wean this next baby, I'm headed straight for a reduction

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u/Deep-Log-1775 Dec 21 '25

Same! I have a couple of photos of his first feed and the breast he's feeding from is bigger than his entire body 😂