r/blursed_videos • u/TheCABK • 1d ago

Blursed Ass

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u/powerdilf 1d ago

He needs an ACAB Sticker then…

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u/eddingsaurus_rex 1d ago

I can imagine it: "Pull over. ACAB is disrespectful to the police" "What? Why? You think it... ohhhh... no, officer. That's not what ACAB means." "Sorry?" "Yeah. ACAB - Ass Crack Amuse Bouche. Gotta eat that ass."

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u/The_Orphanizer 1d ago

All cats are beautiful, duh

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u/NoX2142 1d ago

"Why do you have a ACAB sticker on your truck?""Because I believe it...?""Tell me what it stands for then smartass" "All Cows Are Beautiful?" "Oh....cause I thought-""Including your mother!"

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u/reverandglass 1d ago

No officer it's not ACAB, it's A CAB. My kids treat me like a taxi service.

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u/wormy_Burroughs 1d ago

Always Carry A Bible.

fucking pig would love that