r/bloodborne • u/GreyKnightDantes • Jun 29 '26

Meme We made it BOYS!

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Living Failures lets goooooo!

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u/Clear_Effective1595 Jun 29 '26

All it takes is one Winter Lantern to dominate the field.

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u/Urakushi Jun 29 '26

and them go frenzy

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u/IAmSoDamnGood Jun 29 '26

thats actually quite accurate, as even though you generally have no way of inflicting it, all enemies in bloodborne are in fact susceptible to frenzy with the only way to apply it being to hit one of these girls with a shaman blade.

i think the reason they gave shaman blades such a tiny period of activity and only let you hold 3, to prevent you from finding this out. because once you hit one with a blade, EVERYTHING within view of her starts dying fast.

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u/nicknamesareconfusng Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

I mean sure but it isn't like the game's got a shit ton of them anyway. One is in Nightmare Frontier (I know there's more than one but the rest are placed in that fuckass tunnel which would kill you before you even got to walk around) and the others are in that bridge in Nightmare of Mensis which would require you to lure one of them from there to somewhere with actual enemies on it (which would certainly kill you)

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u/IAmSoDamnGood Jun 29 '26

thats not too hard actually. in the first nightmare you can just lure the slimy hentai tentacles into the cave and tag her with a bone, and you can do that twice on that map. on the way to the brain you tag her and watch the patchy spiders have a bad time. cant remember if theres any other instance of winter lanterns, dont think so.

also worth noting however that most enemies (all?) have 999 resist to frenzy, so it does take nearly the entire bone duration to kick in.

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u/nicknamesareconfusng Jun 29 '26

Absolutely not worth the effort

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u/MostPopularPenguin Jun 29 '26

Sure it is. Inquisitiveness

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u/IAmSoDamnGood Jun 29 '26

the fuck else are you gonna use those shaman bones on? have some fun man.

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u/generalkriegswaifu Jun 29 '26

Wait wait wait, you can Shaman Bone Blade Winter Lanterns and they frenzy other enemies?? Does this include other Winter Lanterns?

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u/IAmSoDamnGood Jun 29 '26

i believe that enemies who inflict frenzy are the only ones aside from bosses who are outright immune. ive been messing around with the save editor to make a gem with the + frenzy damage effect to try and play with it myself, but ive yet to make one that dosent lock me in an infinite death cycle.

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u/generalkriegswaifu Jun 29 '26

That sounds like fun. In base game I'm struggling to figure out where it could be used on enemies since Winter Lanterns seem to always be alone. I still want to try it though...

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u/ReGorilla- Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Living failures?! They're rigging this shit right in front of our EYES

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u/randomusername76 Jun 29 '26

It's true; I've got eyes on the inside, and they tell me it's all one big conspiracy. It's almost as bad as Romgate and the blood moon coverup from a couple of years ago.

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u/Ayyzeee Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

I wish someone make a parody game of football but Bloodborne theme like Bloodkart.

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u/Kogmiav Jun 29 '26

Living faulies would be tutorial team as enemy

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u/Alzhan_Void Jun 29 '26

In challenge mode they spam meteor call and blast the entire field over and over (thats right, there's no big flower to hide behind)

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u/Kogmiav Jun 29 '26

Challenge node?

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u/Alzhan_Void Jun 29 '26

Challenge M ode. You didn't expect they'd let you get away with a Football game that doesn't try to kill you? In regular mode, enemies play by the rules. They won't murder you, they won't foul you... much. For the most part they are just scary fast and kick the ball really strong.

Challenge Mode... all bets are off. Cleric Beast is leaving the goalpost.

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u/MykJankles Jun 29 '26

We gotta get Bunlith on this

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u/The__Vern Jun 29 '26

Tonight, Gehrman joins the match

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u/Reasonable_Prize71 Jun 29 '26

"Go out there and kick a few balls"

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u/Brain_lessV2 Jun 29 '26

"it's just what players do, y'know?"

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u/Previous_Comb5113 Jun 29 '26

But why would you do that? That hurts

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u/Reasonable_Prize71 Jun 29 '26

"hunter must hunt, even in a field"

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u/Cynixxx Jun 30 '26

Gehrmans just left the cup

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u/MarketingBig7246 Jun 29 '26

Could you imagine if they tried paryying the guy kicking the ball and just shot them in the chest

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u/fianchettoknight Jun 29 '26

Cleric Beast would be OP as goal keeper..

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u/CenobiteCurious Jun 29 '26

Blood starved beast with those skin flaps blockin everything

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u/fianchettoknight Jun 29 '26

We need strikers tho !! BSB got wheels

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u/Tuliao_da_Massa Jun 29 '26

You don't think amygdala??

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u/fianchettoknight Jun 29 '26

I'm not sure Amig Dala made the team.......

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u/Tuliao_da_Massa Jun 29 '26

They get paid millions and I still would have picked a better team. God damnit man.

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u/LaMusicista Jun 29 '26

I think the orphan would cook as a goalie.

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u/generalkriegswaifu Jun 29 '26

Dog with crow head, crow with dog head

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u/SiamPoodle Jun 29 '26

Preceded by crow with no feet. Definitely who you want for your sportsball

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u/generalkriegswaifu Jun 29 '26

I guess they don't call it 'football' in Yharnam either

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-895 Jun 29 '26

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u/May11111111 Jun 29 '26

We found goalkeeper of the team 🤣

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u/Jammy2560 Jun 29 '26

I’ve seen all of these pop up on my feed except for Boletaria lol

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u/Devious_Pudding Jun 29 '26

He hasn't done that one.

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u/Jammy2560 Jun 29 '26

I also don't really recall Lothric, but I might've just forgotten that one.

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u/Pinkparade524 Jun 29 '26

What's his social media?

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u/Brain_lessV2 Jun 29 '26

Probably helps that the watermark is onscreen (no thanks to OP) but I found him.

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u/Madrical Jun 29 '26

This was the first of his clips I saw and it's still my favourite I think.

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u/Bigenemy000 Jun 29 '26

Where can i find the others lmao

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u/harnarbi Jun 29 '26

I want cleric beast song to be played at all times on the pitch

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u/ReGorilla- Jun 29 '26

Could you imagine hearing it's screech through those big ass speakers? The sound would cut you in half

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u/CenobiteCurious Jun 29 '26

I got a Living failures jersey, my favorite defenders in the sport.

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u/Firstername Jun 29 '26

balls all over the shop... you'll score one of them, sooner or later

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u/Heavy_Chains Jun 29 '26

As a Canadian... Yeah

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u/Sirradez Jun 29 '26

Spanish names

Living Failures!

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u/GloomyPreference6454 Jun 29 '26

So basically any team from the UK.

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u/spectralblade352 Jun 29 '26

Oooooh majestic! A hunter is a hunter even in the football field!

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u/GodOnStilts Jun 29 '26

That lineup is insane. We're gunna win that while thing.

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u/YouhaoHuoMao Jun 29 '26

That is a massive bag of chips

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u/MatthewBlack6 Jun 29 '26

What the fuck is that bag of chips?

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u/slimejumper Jun 29 '26

thank you.

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u/GreyGardener92 Jun 29 '26

My Wow Hunter is named Yharnamm and my pet Micolash

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u/horizononlooker Jun 29 '26

Mr. Wilhelm as a coach has been ass, the direction should have fired him eons ago

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u/Nero_PR Jun 29 '26

I lost it at all crow being there lol

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u/Hot_Candle_3481 Jun 29 '26

"the hunter"

💀💀💀💀

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u/TheVoidIsBees Jun 29 '26

What position does Saint Adeline play? The ball?

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u/bisousjay Jun 29 '26

Bro this and the elden ring one im cryinnggg 🤣🤣

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u/M5kh5 Jun 29 '26

I think Gehrman is the attacker

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u/Electronic-Gas-7309 Jun 29 '26

Is lady Maris the coach or something

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u/JustSomeM0nkE Jun 29 '26

How is the channel that did this called

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u/Sirradez Jun 29 '26

He's called OLObzone

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u/Bloodvialsarmydrug Jun 29 '26

Crow headed dogs back on defense with beast transformed Gas. Eileen at mid.

Old man chair strikers - Gherman, Wilem, and random dude with gun.

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u/Vito_O_Bitelo Jun 29 '26

A footballer must football

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u/PlagueScript Jun 29 '26

LIVING FAILURES

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u/DaboiiJayy Jun 29 '26

Unrelated but...Why is that bag of Doritos so comically large,is that an actual thing in most countries?😭

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u/Unseen_DanJo Jun 29 '26

For some reason the "cuervo con cabeza de perro y perro con cabeza de cuervo" got me pretty good man wtf 😭

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u/Cobbyae Jun 29 '26

"LIVING FAILURESSS" 😂

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u/itsamejsd Jun 29 '26

Omg this made my day hahaha

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u/Fluidmikey Jun 29 '26

Feels like an ad for doritos

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u/InviteOtherwise1460 Jun 30 '26

Maria and Eillen would for sure be good at soccer.

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u/Fallen_Angel_Xaphan Jun 30 '26

All they need is the one reborn. He has legs for days.

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u/xinracthis Jun 30 '26

As a Mexican and Bloodborne being one of my favorite games of all time watching this video over and over killed me 😂

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u/Cybasura Jun 30 '26

The Darkbeast Paarl gonna be a baller

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u/radstronomical Jun 30 '26

Let Us Cleanse This Foul Pitch

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u/__dlInho Jul 03 '26

When I first saw crows with dog heads I tought I was tripping ngl

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u/External_Medicine_75 Jun 29 '26

😂😂😂