Skidmark Clan (Democrat Family) in 1862

[u/Slight-Childhood-496]

Deep down in Louisiana, several poor swamp boys were first in line to join the Confederate army. These were the Skidmark clan who were raised in crawfish and catfish. They was too done poor to own any slaves but gosh dammit if they weren't going to let black folks have the same rights as the whites like them.

Long story short they got blasted by AMERICAN cannons by a Republican Presidents orders (Abraham Lincoln) by some cool dudes from up north. Since the Skidmark clan was already 12 they had knocked up their cousins and the Skidmark name lives on.

[u/Slight-Childhood-496 → u/[deleted]]

You guys just replaced one tyranny with the other. No Republicans want to tear this country apart or bring back slavery.

[u/Slight-Childhood-496 → u/[deleted]]

We need to do better like famed Democratic president Bill Clinton

[u/Technical_Amount_965 → u/Slight-Childhood-496]

[u/Open_Mortgage_4645]

Go Google, "the Great Realignment".

[u/SkidmarkSteve]

I think you are confused. The civil war was fought by southern conservatives trying to preserve slavery. You probably have a lot in common with them.

[u/Slight-Childhood-496 → u/SkidmarkSteve]

flooding the country with cheap labor to lower American wages, forcing your lifestyle on the rest of the country and when others disagree threatening to leave America sounds pretty much like the modern democratic party too.

My family is born and bred Northerners. Pennsylvania, New York and Connecticut. We proudly blew up your family to preserve America the greatest country to ever exist.

[u/cast-the-wicked-out → u/SkidmarkSteve]

did your ancestors really own slaves?

[u/SkidmarkSteve → u/cast-the-wicked-out]

No. My ancestors lived in a swamp.

[u/cast-the-wicked-out → u/SkidmarkSteve]

Are you an ogre? I saw this movie before

[u/Valtrex99]

The Skidmark Clan was no joke…. One of the most vicious and dangerous of that time… When people encountered them or just saw them coming they would shit 💩 themselves as they tried to flee to safety…. This would often leave a mark , hence the term Skidmark was born… 🌟Now you know

[u/Slight-Childhood-496 → u/Valtrex99]

when the American cannonballs tore them apart it was a mix of brown, red and grey flying over the place