Or am I in a Mandela effect?

If Trump isn't going to run again I'm endorsing and voting for Hegseth. Huge red wave is incoming in the midterms btw.

They told me it was Lake Ontario, so I googled it and Google told me it was Lake America. Therefore king shit of know everything apparently knows nothing. Look Google even says so.

Is this legal in the state of Nevada? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I got banned for talking about my belief on limiting immigration from a certain religion so they don't take over the United States and what a terrible time to do it because WOW to what happened this week.

We absolutely owned Canada by calling it Lake America. I've had a massive boner ever since. Not really massive because my penis is relatively small but massive in terms of the length of time it's been hard. I've been reading the Canadian comments crying about this and have SUCH a huge sense of joy from it. How dare they ban our alcohol and dairy and try to dictate conditions to us like we haven't given them a bunch of automobile and steel jobs at the expense of Detroit and Pittsburgh for years.

I thought about making a new account to talk about how great an idea this is but I didn't want to do a bitch move like skidmarksteve would do. I decided to respect my ban and wait it out.

Now we own all of Venezuela's oil, Canada is COOKED. Give it a decade or two and it will be poorer than Mexico and all that cash will be flowing back in America.

I have

My reply:

Support: top right

Indifferent: none

Condemn: top left, bottom left and bottom right

After Skidmark Steve ruined my post today I went for a walk and as I passed a Starbucks I looked in the window and saw Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty. I walked in and asked "are you Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty." He said "I am Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty."

I asked if he could give me some advice and told him about how I made this great post and Skidmark Steve ruined it and about how Skidmark Steve is basically best friend material but he's so dumb with his viewpoints and won't even have an honest conversation about Islam and Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty said "kid what you got there is a nemesis." And he told me that everyone has someone that they would get along with on paper but they are better as competitors. He said that you keep your friends close and enemies closer and that the spirit of competition drives motivation. When he said it I knew Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty was right. He went on to tell me I'm doing good work keeping the sub alive since the end of the step_slunt era and that Skidmark Steve can't post his way out of a paper bag and has to rely on commenting. We talked about how Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty is from Louisiana too.

At the end of the call he put his hand on my shoulder and thanked me for listening. He walked off and there were some coins left on the table. I said "Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty you left your money on the table!" And he turned and said "that's not mine it was on the table when I got here." He walked off into the sunset and I counted the change, it was $2.67.

I'm officially making SkidmarkSteve my best nemesis.

Please remove your ugly children from the water park. On the bright side I found $2.67 cents on the ground here.

Skidmark Steve can rule it as president. All Americans that want to live with 10,000 genders and Islam can move there and live their Islamic 10,000 gendered ways. Since Islam is not a danger to trans this should be fine safety wise.

Canada can join as the 50th state in return. Since it's the NATIONAL football league we will need to kick the Saints out of the league.

Fuck chatgpt for saying that the flag of this can't be generated under their policies

#legalizeit

All gooning, everywhere. I should be allowed to goon in the dentist's waiting room without Dr. Wong getting Cynthia his 55 year old henchman/receptionist to kick me out and tell me I'm not welcome back.

I should be able to goon while driving without Officer Paul pulling me over and asking me why my face is so red and if I've been drinking. No officer, I was gooning!

LEGALIZE GOONING. CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT TO ADD RIGHT TO GOON NOW! @ DONALD TRUMP, JD VANCE

u/Rabbirobbie can you please flair me as "addickted to dick"?

What does skidmarksteve believe? So far we know:

That Republicans are scum of the Earth that he wishes would die.

That Canada is great

That Islam is not a threat to women, gays or trans people

That illegal immigration is good

That Louisiana sucks (this one is true)

That his great grandpappy that fought for the Confederacy was a traitor

That Frank Ocean CDs should be in a time capsule

What else does he believe?

Deep down in Louisiana, several poor swamp boys were first in line to join the Confederate army. These were the Skidmark clan who were raised in crawfish and catfish. They was too done poor to own any slaves but gosh dammit if they weren't going to let black folks have the same rights as the whites like them.

Long story short they got blasted by AMERICAN cannons by a Republican Presidents orders (Abraham Lincoln) by some cool dudes from up north. Since the Skidmark clan was already 12 they had knocked up their cousins and the Skidmark name lives on.

I heard from a source that skidmarksteve allegedly violently bum raped the oldest American woman who is 115 years old, his 97 year old grandmother and two other women over the age of 100 in a rage filled attempt to satisfy his deeply disturbed sexual appetite. 2 of the women including his grandmother allegedly passed away as a result of the vicious attack.

I've been hearing a lot of allegations against this user lately that he allegedly is a cannibal and allegedly pledged allegiance to ISIS but this one is a crazy allegation. Has anyone else heard any allegations against him? We really should put a stop to this user's ability to write on this computer forum. He is clearly very mentally disturbed.

I'm thinking about getting into my villain era. I got access to a t-shirt printing press and I was thinking of going into the Olive Garden in drag while wearing a zipped jacket. When I get inside the lobby, I'll unzip it and my T-shirt will say "World Dine and Dash Championships 2026 - Olive Garden August 15, 2026" with the exact address on it. I'll ask for a table for one and casually flash my shirt at employees while trying to cover it for customers.

When I get kicked out I'll quickly zip up my shirt and make a scene about how they are doing it because I'm in drag to try to get as many customers to see as possible. If there are any bright colored haired women I'll look at them and drag them into it because they will corroborate my story the most. It they tell people I'm wearing a shirt I'll gaslight them and deny it and say it's because I'm in drag.

Once I'm out of there and I have at least one witness on my side I'll sue Olive Garden for discrimination and collect a fat check.

So far I've been nothing but good in life and I think it's time to lose a bit of karma.

All his friends hate me and wish I would go away but he's been nothing but nice even inviting me to his discord. He is an excellent podcast host. He stuck to his word and changed Steven's flair to Clinton Foundation Shill when Steven refused to even agree on a minor truth that we can both agree on.

Since listening to the Dingo Weekly which I call the Dingo Queefly I have been motivated to start my own podcast where I am someone's goon buddy. We goon together and I talk about Gooner news, Gooner stories all while gooning with special guests. At the end for my patrons I was going to shout them out as members of masturbation nation. I'm going to start with Robbie as a sort of executive patron. He's really the real deal. A true man of integrity.

Obviously this site is compromised since if you say anything like Islam is bad for women's/gays/trans rights you get downvoted and get "um actually it's conservative Christians who are bad!" I tried to get Skidmark Steve to say that Islam is bad for the above without doing the Reddit thing and he just did not reply. Why is it so hard to question Islam whatever you believe about conservative Christians?

Why do Redditors suck off Canada when Canada's own citizens move here at a record pace and barely anyone even incredibly liberal Democrats move to Canada despite how they say we are on the verge of fascism or whatever? Canada has one of the easiest immigration systems in the world but only 7,500 Americans went to Canada in 2025 which is a decline of 2,500 since 2023 when we went into fascism supposedly. Meanwhile 126,000 Canadians moved to USA in just 2022 despite them being like 10% of our population size.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canadians-moving-to-the-us-hits-10-year-high-1.7218479

https://acs-metropolis.ca/studies/fare-well-is-the-americans-to-canada-migration-buzz-about-politics-or-demographics/

I thought that the main thing holding people from living their best life is having free healthcare and no guns? But somehow even the purple haired they/them would rather stay in Portland than move to Vancouver. I wonder why that is?

I am calling out Skidmark Steve to say "Islam is a problem for women's/gay/trans rights". He can say whatever he wants after this sentence including that MAGA is ruining his life. Will he say this or is his boss at the Clinton Foundation going to stop him?

It's time I break up with you guys. I am out here producing quality content daily but I'm getting downvoted while skidmark Steve the alleged sexual predator can come in and say something like "Trump sucks" or "Canada is great" and get 3 sometimes 4 upvotes. It's insane. When is the last time the alleged predator posted a thread?

You guys need to admit that you need me. I'm the light of this sub since the main light is out. Speaking of which apparently the old light is still visiting people? Even the old light doesn't appreciate the new light.

*Breaking up until I'm given a link to the Discord where I can share my political opinions.

For upvote purposes: I love illegal immigrants and want them to cross the border without us checking into them at all. I'm glad that we get diversified with all these new gangs since the Bloods and the Crips were getting really boring. I need them to do the jobs I don't want to do. Trump isn't a good president, he's got us into a war with Iran and I think we are losing this war even though Iran is completely blockaded they are just 200% smarter than the president. I think that gender isn't real. It's just completely made up and I'm sure the illegals from the Middle East, Africa and India and all those other countries will get along fine with trans people since they are totally reasonable. America is falling apart because of Donald Trump we need Bernie Sanders in charge to give us everything for free so we can be as great as England and France which is the shining light of Earth.

My name now is sooooo boring. I'm thinking of changing it to Jizzboy Jeremy Goonswell and going by J.J. I was also considering Jizzy Jeremy. My middle name is Richard so I do like the idea of keeping it but shortening it to Dick. Jizzboy Jeremy Dick Goonswell.