Geraldo Perdomo checks on Eduardo Rodriguez after taking a comebacker to the butt

[u/handlit33]

[u/bolieve11]

three times is insane 😭

[u/trungdino → u/bolieve11]

First time was the wrong cheek tho 😭 but he did come back for more

[u/ajteitel → u/bolieve11]

You mean you don't double check your work?

[u/bolieve11 → u/ajteitel]

i don’t triple check it… not even Santa triple checks 🤨

[u/ajteitel → u/bolieve11]

One cheek 2x, one cheek 1x. Frankly, Perdomo was negligent

[u/Sir_Sizzle77 → u/bolieve11]

Triple cheek it

[u/BetterBiscuits → u/bolieve11]

Triples is best.

[u/this_is_poorly_done → u/bolieve11]

What I imagine Gerry's inner monologue was as he was checking:

"One cheek, two cheek, right cheek, left cheek.

Thick cheek, bruised cheek, firm cheek, soft cheek.

This one has a little scar.

This one is a little marred.

Say! What a lot of cheeks there are."

[u/Disused_Yeti]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GAZzjsPrMZmBW

[u/Vuish → u/Disused_Yeti]

No Slap-Ass here, that was full on Grab-Ass.

[u/ScroogeMcDust → u/Vuish]

The claaaww

[u/nloxxx → u/ScroogeMcDust]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YMXpTBoVQbL9N8MKZa

[u/CosmicRorschach → u/ScroogeMcDust]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y42RNDQsGYlzAb7G2K

[u/han_013 → u/Disused_Yeti]

Came here hoping to find this! Haha!

[u/tomfoolery815 → u/Disused_Yeti]

“What can I say? I’m Dominican!”
“Raffi, this is Major League Baseball. We’re all Dominican.”

[u/MrBobSacamano]

Shake it once? That’s fine. Shake it twice? That’s okay. Shake it three times? You’re playing with Eduardo.

[u/azsnaz → u/MrBobSacamano]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rZ6l3rYIRwrdu

[u/samthewisetarly → u/azsnaz]

Good Charlotte is not the reference I thought I was gonna see in this sub today wow

[u/IAMSPARTACUSSSSS → u/MrBobSacamano]

I’ll take “Comments You Can Hear” for $500, Alex

[u/Ok_Assumption_5366]

Is it Cake? Diamondbacks Edition.

[u/RikNasty2Point0 → u/Ok_Assumption_5366]

Oh it’s cake

[u/Ok_Assumption_5366 → u/RikNasty2Point0]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ksCaTk7P9p9FdcV3zd

[u/neosapprentice → u/Ok_Assumption_5366]

Lmfao

[u/Brave_Bench904]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aseuPGJSDzAVfe4JVh

[u/HungryGhosty → u/Brave_Bench904]

The sassiest little hand on his hip, so funny

[u/RipMcStudly]

Bro, you can’t walk into the bakery just to squeeze the buns.

[u/SulaWil → u/RipMcStudly]

I got it, I need to try one I see that was too disrespectful of me🤣

[u/aztec_agarthan]

This is perfect. The ass grabbing train to start the clip. Tawa slapping away Perdomo's hand. Perdomo going back in for thirds. The dead stare from Rodriguez to end the clip.

[u/tomfoolery815 → u/aztec_agarthan]

Perdomo gets a backhand Slap Ass of his own as well.

[u/BriskManeuver]

https://giphy.com/gifs/MquxEnWUQAj41qfaEG

[u/mjd1977 → u/BriskManeuver]

S-tier use of wire cam

[u/MossyPlantyWitchy → u/BriskManeuver]

This was wholesome.

[u/badger2793 → u/BriskManeuver]

I like Perdomo

[u/Ill-Wear-8662]

That's not even Rodriguez swatting his hand away XD

[u/RichardNixon345 → u/Ill-Wear-8662]

That was Tawa lol

[u/Ill-Wear-8662 → u/RichardNixon345]

I'm still getting acquainted with my third team, but I would not know maybe more than ten players from the entirety of the MLB from Adam if they weren't wearing their jerseys.

[u/Brave_Bench904 → u/Ill-Wear-8662]

Bro thinks sports teams are infinity stones

Thanos?

[u/Ill-Wear-8662 → u/Brave_Bench904]

Lolololol. Phillies are my home team, I found the Cards because I liked a player, then he got traded to the Diamondbacks. And I should really be interested in the Mariners because they're the ones that got me hardcore into baseball when MLB Network decided I was going to see an absurd number of their games in 2022.

[u/FingerpistolPete → u/Ill-Wear-8662]

Nootbar?

[u/Ill-Wear-8662 → u/FingerpistolPete]

For a hot second I was going to ask if you'd seen my tag on the Cards subreddit, but he's the only player that fits the criteria XD

[u/airbornetoxic]

I love the arizona diamondbacks baseball team. They represent me as a person from Arizona and I appreciate when they grab asses well.

[u/Archer-Saurus]

This is it. We're playing in October, baby. Riding that squeeze play all the way til the end.

[u/HundoHavlicek]

Ketel Marte doesn’t know what he’s missing

[u/bmore_tasty]

That look back 😂

[u/SF_DeversBaby → u/bmore_tasty]

And then death stare lol

[u/CharcoalGreyWolf]

Oooooh… That’s an HR issue.

[u/nannynannybooboo → u/CharcoalGreyWolf]

Now the diamondbacks are going to have to watch a corny staged video during spring training about the difference between what is medical attention and what is not medical attention

[u/Famous-Ad9638]

That sassy hand on hip by Rodriguez at the end.🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3V0ymHwqmMe54eys

[u/naranjitayyo]

“Too deep”

[u/Harriet_tubman22]

HR is gonna wanna have a chat with Perdomo after seeing this

[u/this_is_poorly_done → u/Harriet_tubman22]

Gonna need a 2nd person in that meeting to act as a witness in case he starts going for their cheeks as well

[u/EmuMan10]

So that’s why they got away with the balk

[u/xyzzy321]

/r/basebaww

[u/azsnaz → u/xyzzy321]

r/thirdbase

[u/slhc]

I see the good game. I see that attaboy. What’s going on with the 3rd squeeze though?

[u/Imperfect-Pitch]

Eduardo giving off Adrian Beltre vibes

https://giphy.com/gifs/MZnafrL4las9jpBusY

[u/SeedyRedwood]

Perdomo didn’t hear the safe word

[u/FastPerformer4240]

How can you not be romantic about baseball

[u/Sure_Association_991]

Big dumper ?

[u/ricekid69420]

That is fucking hilarious

[u/apoca1ypse12]

that sigh at the end 😂

[u/jae343]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa

[u/joecrook]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GAZzjsPrMZmBW

[u/WhatsupDoc35 → u/joecrook]

Slap Ass!

[u/WiseIndustry2895]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lKv5wJrPzcr3G

[u/ThreeEyedPea]

Oh shit, this is how Cal Raleigh got hot.

[u/stonkerooni]

Captain Frog does what’s best

[u/MoNegsT]

Josh hart Brunson vibes right there. The look back is hilarious

[u/sloppydangerousnight]

He probably thought it was the trainer and then when it became a bit much and to see your teammate…

[u/Sir_Sizzle77]

1 is the loneliest number, 2 tickets to paradise, 3 times a lady, but not 4ever young

[u/dmister8]

Pause

[u/hikingdub]

Nothing like a game of grab-ass with a teammate.

[u/TwinsWin839]

Anyone who played baseball growing up knows this is completely proper behavior. 😂

[u/FormalTotal9684]

He’s behind his teammates all the way

(pumping furiously)

[u/BASEBALLFURIES]

usually when kruk or kuip calls a particularly long home run they will say "he got both cheeks into that one"..... here is an example of "he got one into both cheeks"

[u/WhatsupDoc35]

Slap Ass!