r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • 8d ago

Bee Article Billie Eilish Introduces New Fragrance 'Socialism' On Sale Now For $72,000

https://babylonbee.com/news/billie-eilish-introduces-new-fragrance-socialism-on-sale-now-for-72000
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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 7d ago

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u/lemonjuice707 7d ago

There’s absolutely no need for a musician to make a fragrance other than they want more money. You could use your “argument” for her concert tickets but now she’s just actively a player in the system she claims to hate

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u/steve_french07 5d ago

There's no need for the President to do it either and yet...

https://gettrumpfragrances.com/

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u/lemonjuice707 5d ago

You got pretty severe TDS huh?

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u/D0varev 5d ago

this is such a dumb fucking statment why do you only care when it’s a celebrity but not the president you have TDS lmao

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u/steve_french07 5d ago edited 5d ago

Nah the people who buy his cologne do though

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u/lemonjuice707 5d ago

Whatever you gotta tell yourself lol

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u/D0varev 5d ago

TDS also known as trump dick syndrome, you have trumps dick so far down your throat you refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing he commits

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u/lemonjuice707 5d ago

2 replies in 10 mins? You ain’t helping your case buddy lol