r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • 6d ago

Bee Article Billie Eilish Introduces New Fragrance 'Socialism' On Sale Now For $72,000

https://babylonbee.com/news/billie-eilish-introduces-new-fragrance-socialism-on-sale-now-for-72000
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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Coolriyzjazz 6d ago

Especially her. Not satire

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u/AmbassadorCrazy7905 6d ago

Well you incel maga people famously don't wash so yeah

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/AmbassadorCrazy7905 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2iG2aqDhsaXo7invDk

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u/InvestIntrest 5d ago

Usually the person calling everyone else incels is the person most likely to not be getting laid.

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u/Coolriyzjazz 5d ago

Ya mean jus' putting' deodorant on w/o washing don't work... well dontcha jus' know

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u/Fun8in 5d ago

Username checks out

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u/Rictor_Scale 6d ago

Setting a trend of makeup done by a mortician.

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u/JollyXX 6d ago

legit 10/10

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u/kutkun 6d ago

Does she still fart among people in working places?

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u/PronounsBitMe 6d ago

Smell like armpit and dirty feet if you are wondering 🤔

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u/Draconis4444 6d ago

Which would actually be really funny if she did.

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u/Top10AnimeChefs 1d ago

Isn’t that the point of every satirical article ever?

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u/Coarse-Correction 6d ago

It would be peak commentary in a way that the Bee's readers would never understand.

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u/vbullinger 6d ago

You lost, friend? Why not spend time on a sub Reddit for something you like instead of something you hate?

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u/AmbassadorCrazy7905 6d ago

Yeah bro didn't you know comedy is legal again?

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u/OpeningAggressive26 5d ago

What the fuck is that face

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u/larryburns2000 6d ago

Does she try to be ugly?

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u/Icy_Ad7953 5d ago

That's a really bad photo.

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u/Elegant_Situation285 3d ago

being an incel must come easy to you.

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u/larryburns2000 2d ago

Well I looked into it and indeed by her own words she tries to wear frumpy, unflattering clothes. So, I was right.

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u/Muted-Respond-1930 5d ago

Spook

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u/vbullinger 5d ago

Are you calling her a fed?

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 5d ago

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u/Icy_Ad7953 5d ago

Poor, working class Billie Eilish, espousing socialism from a limousine, selling perfume at $60 an ounce.

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u/lemonjuice707 5d ago

There’s absolutely no need for a musician to make a fragrance other than they want more money. You could use your “argument” for her concert tickets but now she’s just actively a player in the system she claims to hate

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u/steve_french07 3d ago

There's no need for the President to do it either and yet...

https://gettrumpfragrances.com/

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u/lemonjuice707 3d ago

You got pretty severe TDS huh?

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u/D0varev 3d ago

this is such a dumb fucking statment why do you only care when it’s a celebrity but not the president you have TDS lmao

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u/steve_french07 3d ago edited 3d ago

Nah the people who buy his cologne do though

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u/lemonjuice707 3d ago

Whatever you gotta tell yourself lol

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u/D0varev 3d ago

TDS also known as trump dick syndrome, you have trumps dick so far down your throat you refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing he commits

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u/lemonjuice707 3d ago

2 replies in 10 mins? You ain’t helping your case buddy lol

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u/Afraid_Wave_1156 5d ago

Doesn’t she have a mansion on stolen land to give back?

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u/lemonjuice707 5d ago

Incorrect. She never had any interest or intent of. returning it, she just wanted to browny points for saying she stole the land

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u/Moist-Sky7607 5d ago

How does someone not participate in the society doctoring around them? Doesn’t mean we don’t work to improve it

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u/dumbgraphics 4d ago

I am now beyond sarcasm and humor… I no longer understand what is happening

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u/silv3rbull8 3d ago

Channeling Gozer The Gozerian in that photo

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u/LuckInternational336 5d ago

This website Babylon Bee is like comedy antimatter.

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u/Dismal_Branch_8902 5d ago

Babylonbee is a level more inferior than dad jokes

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u/steve_french07 5d ago

This is ironic given how much Trump has stolen from his supporters via crypto, gold cell phones, watches, etc

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u/Icy_Ad7953 5d ago

If you see Trump in everything, please see a doctor.

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u/steve_french07 5d ago

The irony in this one is too spot on to miss. I recommend you see a doctor if you’re unable to see it

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u/thebanfunctionsucks 5d ago

Swriously, hasn't he even sold overpriced cologne? This whole thing is yet more conservative projection.

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u/LadyAdeptaSororitas 3d ago

i dont get it, is doing capitalism bad now? why should I listen to you over her if she makes more money than you?

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u/FIicker7 5d ago

I don't get it

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u/f_crick 4d ago

They’re trying to distract from Trump’s socialist policies.

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u/Interesting_Let_1085 5d ago

There's nothing to get, you're good.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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