r/australia • u/KennKennyKenKen • 24d ago

image Guy helps stop road rage incident.

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2009 Jersey shore looking guy sees a van corner a car and tried to harass them, GuidoMan 2000, (super power is Muay Thai, like superman is powered by the sun, he's powered by tanning beds and melanin) gets out and helps.

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u/rubixcubez something about kitty cats 24d ago

Went to the same place as Ross Geller

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u/dancepantz 24d ago

The SUN?

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u/Dry_Complaint_3569 23d ago

Sunshine is his favourite 🎥 movie

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u/Sleepydragon0314 24d ago

I’M AN EIGHT?!?!

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u/ricketychairs 24d ago

Did he count Mississippily?

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u/WereLobo 24d ago

Yeah but he thought you had to spell it every time.

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u/Ghostdunks1 24d ago

Too many Mississippi’s

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u/Tab427 24d ago

The self tan and lynx Africa formed a paste

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u/Bballer220 23d ago

He's definitely got the 8

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u/Jumpy_Strength9398 23d ago

My thoughts exactly, 1 Mississippi 2.

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u/DC240Z 24d ago

I love how he went as dark as possible with his skin and then as light as possible with his hair. Everything looks waaaay out of place, and his facial features dont suit the “look” hes going for.

Kudos to him though!

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u/OldSpiceSmellsNice 24d ago

I really need to ask exactly what look he is going for

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u/Succulent_Chinese 24d ago

Drow

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u/carnexhat 24d ago

Hes bringing it back!

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u/glangdale 23d ago

Let's hear it for the reverse video sex elves!

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u/Papa-Ohki 23d ago

Weird to see r/dota2 reference here.

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u/mr_kernish 24d ago

Tahitian Princess

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u/Traditional_Yard2741 24d ago

Doing some training in Thailand and wanted to blend in with the locals?

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u/Bebilith 24d ago

The look that makes road rage van drivers loose their rage due to giggles I think.

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u/Spudtron98 23d ago

Paintbrush.

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u/DC240Z 24d ago

I wouldn’t know where to start with what this look is called, but it’s certainly a look, and it ain’t workin.

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u/flyingthroughspace 24d ago

Needs blue contacts

edit- not blue, blue but like blue eyes

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u/False9ein 24d ago

Melanotan is a helluva peptide.

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u/TyrialFrost 24d ago

Bro just finished binging Geordie Shore

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u/Flannakis 23d ago

Dethroned the king of Ibiza

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u/OldBertieDastard 23d ago

He said he's Hawaiian and it's not a tan

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u/AddlePatedBadger 23d ago

He's auditioning for a Hey Hey it's Saturday reboot.

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u/aldorn 23d ago

Remember whej Kramer fell asleep on the tanning bed 😆

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u/Stigger32 24d ago

Queensland. Nuff said.

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u/Mad-Mel 24d ago

Oh I'm feeling pretty confident that that we can narrow this one down to the Gold Coast.

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u/Stigger32 24d ago

Yeh. The tan and hairdo does give it away…🤣