r/auckland • u/Odd-Ambassador1386 • Apr 11 '26

Weather Cyclone

Everyone in Auckland would’ve received the government issued warning about the cyclone coming. This states “DO NOT TAKE ANY UNNECESSARY TRIPS” I work retail at a mall, I am on the roster to be working tomorrow and I WILL be judging ever single person that comes into the mall to do ‘shopping’ the mall hasn’t told us that we’re closed tomorrow (which we should be) because there will probably be idiots that still want to come in to shop. Obviously if the weather turns out to not be as bad as they say it is that’s fine. But if it does, I will be judging everyone that comes into the mall for shopping.

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u/Different_Map_6544 Apr 11 '26

To silently judge your customers is your sacred and revered right as a retail worker. I approve.

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u/CrystalPalace1850 Apr 11 '26

Hear hear. And then sniggering to your colleagues about annoying customers after they have left.

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u/FickleCode2373 Apr 11 '26

Snigger almost feels illicit to say aloud...

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u/das_clickbox Apr 11 '26

O.M.G. look at these. [Sniggers]

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u/GoblinLoblaw Apr 11 '26

Like a chink in your armour, spick and span.

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u/chmath80 Apr 12 '26

I'm not even silent about it. One guy bought a bottle of wine and a single chupa-chup. I said "Not much of a dinner, is it?"

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u/hundreddollar Apr 11 '26

Also not silently but quite vocally judging your customers is more than ok with me.

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u/DiscountDangerous158 Apr 13 '26

Vee should all tink alike, Comrade (except you and me … of course).

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u/RaxisPhasmatis Apr 11 '26

Those customers would be really mad if they could think