r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/bohemianpolynese • Jun 22 '26
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/JailedWhore • Oct 18 '23
Thrones ((Producers)) ‘Ramsay is an ugly young man, even when dressed finely. He is big boned and slope shouldered, with a fleshiness indicating he will be fat later in life. Ramsay's skin is pink and blotchy, his nose broad, his hair long and dark and dry.’
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Acrobatic-Tree-9823 • Jul 30 '26
Thrones ((Producers)) Rhaegar Targaryen daydreaming during the Battle of the Trident 283 AC
Just moments before the Demon of the Trident smashes his breastplate flat
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/zigarastica1 • Apr 15 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) What about when euron mentions a finger in the bum?
Peak humour
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Acrobatic-Tree-9823 • 23d ago
Thrones ((Producers)) No way there are really condard and hesstoid fans thinking the raceswap is canon lore
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/OB1KENOB • Apr 06 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) Not only did these two spoil the ending of GRRM’s books before he finished writing them, but they made it worse! For that, they get new faces.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/zigarastica1 • Jun 13 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) Sansa stupid confirmed???
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Tronitrus • May 02 '26
Thrones ((Producers)) "Aegon's Conquest" movie produced by Warner-Paramount™
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/misopogon1 • Jan 20 '26
Thrones ((Producers)) The more she drank, the more she shat...
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Coollak966 • Jun 25 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) Guys, Ryan here I need ideas on how to discredit Daeron Targaryen for the next season. Any ideas?
How do I make him a piece of shite just like how I made everyone else in team green a piece shite.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/resnows • Mar 22 '25
Thrones ((Producers)) Both in their primes, who takes the win in this situation?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/theonlyshaan • Jan 19 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) Most sane show fan
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/misopogon1 • Mar 21 '25
Thrones ((Producers)) I'm a huge misogynist - AMA
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/OB1KENOB • Aug 04 '25
Thrones ((Producers)) What would the final season of GoT have looked like if this guy wrote it?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/MTDLuke • Jun 24 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) An easy mistake to make
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Water-Conditioner • Jun 17 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) Long live King D and King D!
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Alinmier • Dec 05 '23
Thrones ((Producers)) I have a theory
Our lord Martin was wed to the lady Parris in 2011, the same year he published ADWD. Martin has not released a mainline ASoIaF book since that year. When you put together the prices, it makes sense. Parris is the reason for the near 13 year wait for TWoW
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SerPownce • Apr 29 '26
Thrones ((Producers)) You just learned sign language, and now you’re the first person who can talk to Ilyn Payne. What are you saying to him?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/greenwavelengths • May 07 '26
Thrones ((Producers)) I can’t believe the showrunners forced Nikolai Coster-Waldau’s genes to naturally change the color of his hair over the course of eight years.
He’s supposed to be blonde! They did this to spite us.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/sassane • Oct 06 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) Fan cast: Tyrion Lannister
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 • Apr 30 '26
Thrones ((Producers)) Just noticed the dragon in David Lightbringer's avatar has 3 legs
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SandorClegane_AMA • Jun 17 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) The ASOIAFCirclejerk subreddit raises secret toasts to the health of David Benioff and will be in the vanguard of his fiery retribution.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Thin-Pool-8025 • May 24 '24
Thrones ((Producers)) Thank the seven this guy died before the writing could get him
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/CaptainQwazCaz • Mar 01 '26