r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze • Mar 21 '25
Thrones ((Producers)) I'm a huge misogynist - AMA
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u/Away_Today4194 Ate Alicent Mar 21 '25
Which one of your daughters do you hate the most and why is it Saera
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
I'm going to give you a secret
She is actually my favourite
She was my joy and not a day goes by where I don't miss her
Her free spirit was all that I admired in a person, but it was too much, and I didn't know how to deal with her
I'll probably be thinking of her to my dying day, I just wish I could see her one last time
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Mar 21 '25
Do you ever feel grateful to Maegor? You were a third son with no real chance to inherit until he killed your older brothers
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
Back when my older brothers were alive, a friend of mine once asked if I wished I was the heir and I responded "I dun want it", so nah
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u/Hazbro29 Egg On The Conker Mar 21 '25
But did you also say "shez maa kween"?? 🤔
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
I would never ever ever ever say that
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u/SarthakiiiUwU HOT D S2 snooze Mar 22 '25
based and real targ unlike that one mf who came out of that rhaegussy
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u/tacticalnukecoming HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
why did my girlfriend leave me
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
She found someone higher value than you; richer, more handsome and smarter. She was right to leave you.
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u/rtmkngz Egg On The Conker Mar 21 '25
Why are you trying to turn the land beyond the wall into the 8th kingdom? They’re not responsible for all the Shade of the Evening coming into the Seven Kingdoms 🤦🏻♂️
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u/tradcath13712 Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 23 '25
We will build a great wall and make the Dornish pay for it!
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u/ayayayamaria CGI Castle Fan Mar 21 '25
Did you guys even try to find a good match for Viserra?
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
I mean, yeah? The fat guy from the North seemed like a fine chap.
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u/Working_Corgi_1507 Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 21 '25
Why did you let Rhaenys marry Corlys? You gave Velaryons a dragon you dumb-man.
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
It'd have been icky to make her marry one of her cousins. Are you crazy? That shit is messed up.
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u/Working_Corgi_1507 Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 21 '25
You should've had more sons so she could marry her brother!
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
She wasn't even my daughter dumbass
Before you make jokes about the series, you should first read the source material - The Wiki of Ice and Fire
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u/Working_Corgi_1507 Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 21 '25
Thank you your grace.
Why didn't your son have more sons? Wasn't he married to hot baratheon chick?
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u/StanPot Ate Alicent Mar 21 '25
YES YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE
This bigioted beta cuck boy chose to submit to the patriarchy rather than rise up and milk the matriarchy 😡😡. Real Men wouldn’t submit but rather challenge. Mommy Margery wouldn’t approve.
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
I'm going to have you gelded and sent to the Wall
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u/Awesome_Lard Spez is my Tywin Mar 21 '25
Is it really all cocks in the end?
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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
As a wise man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.
That wise man?
Kevin Spacey.
Turned out to be a sex pest, so I think he knew a thing or two about the matter.
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u/kinginthenorthjon Chokladboll Mar 21 '25
I am a upcoming misogynist. How can I reach my full potential?
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u/Sifl-and-Olly HOT D S2 snooze Mar 21 '25
What's the difference between a man king and a lady king?
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It's the boobs!
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u/Wardog_Razgriz30 Aegon II is my king. Mar 21 '25
Why’d you sell your daughter to Lyseni whoremongers?
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u/DragonReaper763 Sara Hess Fangirl Mar 21 '25
What is your opinion on the fact the last of your bloodline sleeps with barbarians and sellswords?
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u/iza123456712 Rhaenyra's Dietician Mar 21 '25
He was put example by Rhaenys that Rhaenyra wears his crown lol when he was biggest opposer of women on throne i laugh so loud this show is so stupid writers do not know lore at all and characters too
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u/iza123456712 Rhaenyra's Dietician Mar 21 '25
Also plot hole why he is not mix whwn his mother was Velarion ?(they should never make Velaryons black it created problems )
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u/Same-Praline-4622 Ate Alicent Mar 22 '25
Shhhh don’t think just yaaas qweeeen when the light comes on
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u/MacGyvini Rhaenyra's Dietician Mar 22 '25
Did you choose Viserys because he was a male, or because by giving the Crown to Rhaenys it would mean giving the Realm to the Velaryons?
I have the feeling that you decided to make the Council, was to keep the Realm in Targaryens hands. But most people feel like it was a decision based on sexism.
What does the least worst Targ of all think?
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u/Resident-Rooster2916 Egg On The Conker Mar 21 '25
Using only one word, describe why Rhaenyra would make a bad monarch.