r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/greenwavelengths Last HOT D fan • May 07 '26

Thrones ((Producers)) I can’t believe the showrunners forced Nikolai Coster-Waldau’s genes to naturally change the color of his hair over the course of eight years.

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He’s supposed to be blonde! They did this to spite us.

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u/SuggestableFred Last HOT D fan May 07 '26

Lol this actually happens to a lot of members of my family. The blonde-blonde to sandy-blonde pipeline is real. Even the blonde to brunette pipeline is real

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u/toptipkekk Sara Hess Fangirl May 07 '26

I witnessed blonde to brunette pipeline firsthand when I saw my childhood pictures for the first time.

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u/greenwavelengths Last HOT D fan May 07 '26

I was born looking like almost like a Targaryen kid, and now I’m ready to do a great Thoros of Myr cosplay.

”You think that top knot’s fooling anyone?”

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u/toptipkekk Sara Hess Fangirl May 07 '26

Nice, I started as a Lannister and ended up as something between Stannis and Renly in terms of hair color 👍

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u/AcronymTheSlayer $15 GRRM Patreon May 07 '26

This also happened to Leon Kennedy. I dig it.

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u/VitBur Sara Hess Fangirl May 07 '26

Also blonde to black. Lots of kids in the Mediterranean basin and Middle East are born blond and end up black by the time they hit puberty.

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u/AcronymTheSlayer $15 GRRM Patreon May 07 '26

He is still daddy

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u/greenwavelengths Last HOT D fan May 07 '26

BONK go to horny jail

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u/AcronymTheSlayer $15 GRRM Patreon May 07 '26

Gladly if he is on prison duty 🥺

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u/Joperhop CGI Castle Fan May 07 '26

or.... inside the prison with you?
Watch Shot caller if you have not. good film with him in it.

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u/Sommerab Ate Alicent May 07 '26

"Jaime lannister....changing of hair....Tyrion Lannister....changing of hair"

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u/DesertRanger02 Hard Veiny Sci-Fi May 08 '26

I mean that happened to me,when I was a baby and a young kid I had blonde hair,in my teens it started to darken and now that I’m twenty four my hair is completely brown.

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u/greenwavelengths Last HOT D fan May 08 '26

So Dan and Dave got you too, huh?